I am a former Portlander now living in Bend where I work for the U.S. Forest Service. I will be coming home for the holidays and am looking for a place to stay for a few days that, ideally, will be a little more homey than a hotel but a little less homey than my standard yuletide accommodations, namely the futon couch adjacent to my parents' breakfast nook or the inflatable Bud Light lounger in my brothers' basement. As for hobbies/interests/etc, when I am not (website hidden) around my ex-hometown I enjoy being polite, quiet, chewing with my mouth closed and picking up after myself.
Do you have anything available? If you do that would be great.