Hello and good tidings fine people of Tierra Soul. My goat Dunkin Sparklehoof and I are hoping to do a 2 night stay with you and wanted to inquire on your availability. We've heard wonderful things about your establishment. Other than our gluten, peanut, cotton, soap, dust, egg and non soy-based ink allergies, we are pretty low maintenance creatures. Also, Dunkin faints when startled so we prefer to communicate in whispers. Ok, have a celestial evening and talk to you soon.