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Roseville, California, United States · Member since June 2010
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they're called skinny jeans. NOT make you skinny jeans., Heyyy, Why Didn't You Reply To My Text?...BITCH How Am I Supposed To Reply To "LOL", I remember when animals were crackers, not rubberbands., "You had the whole weekend to work on your homework, why isn't it done?" "Because I have a life.", Boy "She's hot." Girl "She's a bitch." ... Girl "He's hot." Boy "He's gay.", "feel my legs!!!" " "..why.." "i just shaved:)", What starts with F and ends with UCK? . . . . . . . YES! YOU'RE RIGHT! It's Firetruck! :D, If a girls says it is "alright" it is NOT alright., Paper beats rock? ok, i'll throw a rock at you and you defend yourself with paper, I am a ninja.. no your not.. did you see me do that.. do what? ... exactly., Girl, that is a shirt... not a dress, "i'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. i make mistakes, i am out of control and at times hard to handle. but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." — marilyn monroe , Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for." -bob marley, Watching arguments over facebook, "holy crap that was gross and scary!. . . i wanna see it again.", When you're waiting for someone and you look like a prostitute., watching parents fail with technology, guessing the time correctly without looking and feeling like god., your beard., "Owww! Omg that hurt whyd u do that?!" "im so sorry are you ok??" "yeah im fine" "are you sure?" "YES!", finding money in your pocket that you forgot you left in there., most common lie ? . . . " I'M FINE ", I rather be hated for someone I am, then to be loved for someone i'm not > I see you typing >> I delete everything, Yeah I have a dollar, but not for you though., screamning "R A P E" when your friend is tackling you :), I Played PacMan on Google on (phone number hidden), I <3 Unlimited Texting, I hate getting my cellphone taken!, Wait for class to start then go to the bathroom to miss 5 minutes of class, study..study ... stud .... sta..ah ..... staf .... stafay ... fay ... face ..facebook :D, I love to eat cereal at odd times of the day.., "Dude she has a bf" " Yeah so? Soccer has a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score", Pronouncing "Target" like "Tarjay" to make it sound fancier, REMEMBER HOW FACEBOOK LOOKED AT THE BEGINING?! WOW!, I Still Run Up The Stairs Using My Hands And Legs... Even Though I'm Not 4, "We need to talk." "Uh oh.", That Kid Everyone Calls By Their Last Name, Oh, Home Alone? Hello Loud Music.., Boy hugs girl - awww. Girl hugs girl - awww. Boy hugs boy - GAY!!, "Back in the day we didnt have internet..." well thats just too bad for you, Yeah, ok, yes, yeah, yeah, ok, yes, ok, i know, ok, yes, BYE MOM!, Having weird inside jokes with your friends, "What Does IDK Stand For" "I Don't Know" "OMG Nobody Knows", Typing what you Really Want to say, than deleting it, Why should I make my bed if I'm just gonna mess it up again?, " Are you asleep" "Yes", Putting stuff in people's hoods when they aren't looking, I have kneed my self in the face ., mentally saying "Wed-nes-day" when writing the word "Wednesday", Yelling "YOU"RE COOL" when you see someone do something stupid, I Can Do It Perfectly, Until, I Try Showing Someone.Then I Can't Do It., I Hate it when a good song is ruined by a bad memory, You make me wanna say O..O..O..O..O..O..O..O..O..O..O..O..O..Oh My Gosh, Ummmm. Why are your pants the same color as my highlighter?, "What if..." "That won't happen." "Yeah, but WHAT IF?", MY TEACHER DARED ME TO FIND (phone number hidden) STUDENTS WHO HATE HOMEWORK, i hate when i text,wait for a reply,only to discover i didnt press send., When school ends i'm gonna miss my friends :(, Roseville, California, The worst feeling ever is feeling like you missed your chance, "Hey, are you hurt?!" "No, I'm bleeding cause its fun.", MOM!!!!! WHERE DID YOU PUT MY............ oh there it is., randomly smiling when you think of a funny memory :)<3, Trying NOT to look when someone is staring at you., I HATE STAR TESTING, join if you have wasted your time on someone, "Feisty One You Are!", True, you caught me looking. But I caught you looking back..., "Worst. Idea. Ever." [pause] "Let's do it.", That Evil Drop of Hot Sauce on Spongebob, "Hello? Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Yep. Uh-huh. I will. Okay. Okay. Okaaay. Bye Mom.", I didn't fall , i attacked the floor., 98 Funny Things To Do When Bored In Class :D, VANS, Facebook Security, "I'm AWESOME!!!" "No You're Not Dude, Don't Lie", My level of maturity changes depending on who im with., I Have 7 Black iPhones And 7 White iPhones To Give Away To 14 Random People, actually, i CAN take a joke, ur just being a dick, Dear ghetto moms, no one is going to hire your kid named Shanaqualeesha, 20 things a guy should never say to a girl, i like you, i get over you, i see you, i talk to you, i like you again.. :/, Where do Homeless People get Markers for their Signs, We're not lost, we're on an adventure, I love the kid in class who Isn't afraid to talk back to the teacher:), I spend 5+ minutes explaining something funny but in the end, no one laughs, remember when we.... HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH. wait... you werent there..., "Who are you calling a cootie queen, you LINT LICKERRR?!", WHATS THE POINT OF HOMEWORK IF WE JUST SPENT A WHOLE DAY AT SCHOOL?, Why is yawning so contagious?, LOL! Just read this Private Message + the reply so FUNNY!, Join if you think Buljan rocks!, I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, FEELING LIKE...going back to sleep..., Guys like to watch girls; girls like to watch guys watching girls!, sliding around the house on your socks, I Wish Music Played During Epic Moments of My Life and Not Just in Movies., I'm so tired but I want to stay up and talk to you :D, The London Summer Olympic Logo BLEW MY MIND, Dora has has the same horrible haircut for 10 years, :], I LOL'D at this FAIL Congratulations!, I guarantee more kisses begin with Bud Light, not Kay, Trying to sing the begining of The Lion King, I magically get less sleepy when I walk out of a classroom, Trying To Tell My Parents A Funny Story ... And It Turns Into A Life Lesson, Robert C. Cooley Middle School, 50 WAYS TO MAKE A TEACHER WANT TO HIT YOU!, drawing on people while they're asleep, DENTIST! STOP TALKING TO ME, I CANT TALK! YOUR HAND IS IN MY MOUTH!!!!, Conversations With Your Best Friend That Would be Awkward with Anyone Else., PANTS ON THE GROUND., Why dose evryone think I look good in this photo, ECEPT FOR ME!?!?, When I Get An Unexpected Text From You, It Makes My Day. So, Thanks., "Mom, mom, mommy, ma, mom, mom, ma, ma, mommy, mommy... WHAT!!... hi!, If I could remember school work like I remember lyrics I'd be like a genius, My City Life, The Summer Set, Giving a sarcastic answer when someone asks a dumb question., i hate it when parents say "becuase i said so"!!, He was a ruh-tard, The guy who always yells "MY LEG!" on Spongebob Squarepants, Manny Pacquiao, Friends are like potatoes... If you eat them, they die., everything is so much funnier when youre not allowed to laugh, The teacher says work with a partner, I look at my friend, we both nod., I love when teachers tell the class stories that makes the class waste time, I love people who text back instantly, When I Need It, I Can't Find It. When I Don't Need It, I Find It!!!, SHUT UP I'M NOT CRYING! I YAWNED AND MY EYES GOT WATERY!, I hate it when you really want to say something but you know you can't..., Theres a HUGE difference between waking up at 5:55 & 6 a.m. on a school day, SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE!!, For everyone who has Googled their own names, Click Challenge! 3.0, PetVille, FishVille, Yelling at inanimate objects, I Love Getting Random Cute Text Messages :), I Will Go Slightly Out of My Way To Step On A Crunchy-Looking Leaf, RYAN HIGA, Definitely Filipino, FarmVille, Wild Ones, Roller Coaster Kingdom, I AM ALWAYS TIRED BECAUSE I BECOME A SUPERHERO AT NIGHT, Rob Dyrdek, Crazy Taxi, Facebook Site Governance, Taylor Lautner, Texas Hold'em Poker, No Homework, Obama-ize Yourself!, The Cold One "Edward Cullen", George Lopez, YoVille, My Family, MindJolt Games, Music, 'Your moms here! HIDE!' Such a great childhood memory :D, speaking in other accents just to be obnoxious, "Go 2 your room" "Oh the place with my iPod, Cell, Laptop, and Tv? Ok.", I was alive when Pluto was still a planet, Pants on the ground. lookin like a fool wth yo pants on the gound. haha, I want to talk to you so bad, but then i feel like I´m annoying you, There's always a hint of truth behind every "jk", You can't spell studying without dying!, I feel stupid when I say "what?" a thousand times because I can't hear, THANK-YOU GOD FOR EVERYTHING THAT YOU HAVE DONE FOR ME :), What do you expect me to text back after "lol"?, "Can I get a 5$ footlong?" "Yes that will be 7.50$" "what the hell?", "Don't see me, don't see me, don't see me"... "HEYYY!!!" ... "f*ck", Dude, I'm not going if your not going..., Why do we have to be quiet during a fire drill? Will the fire hear us?, Can this Troll Doll get more fans than Jonas Brothers?, When your running in a dream but you never go anywhere, i finally stop laughing... look back over at you and start all over again, Dude, the teacher is right behind you., If Walt Disney watched the Disney channel right now, he would cry., If I text a person in the same room as me, I stare at them till they get it, I Only Check My Voicemail To Get Rid Of The Little Icon On The Screen, Parents call it "Back Talk" we call it "explaining why their wrong"., " Hey mom, can i ... " " No " " But mom pleas .. " No " " Hey dad.... ", F**k you kyle, f**k you stan, "we're watching a video today" "YESS!" "Here's your question sheet" "UGH!", "Can i copy your homework?" " yea but IDK if there right." " I dont care", 5% battery left and you run like a ninja to get your charger !, (phone number hidden) fans and I will empty my bank to help Haiti, Getting outta bed is one of the hardest challenges of the day, when i was little, if you had a 64 pack of crayons you were the bomb, I love how on Suite Life, the blonde is smart and the Asian is dumb, Thinking Of Everything You Have Done When Your Parents Say "Come Here Now!", Open fridge, nothing. Freezer? nothing. Might as well try the fridge again., Why is Monday so far away from Friday, and Friday so bloody close to Monday, Go get ur dad..."DAAAAAD!!!"...I could've done that!...Then why'd u ask me?, IF I COULD DRIVE...I WOULD NOT BE AT HOME RIGHT NOW., C IS FOR COOKIE THATS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!, "ill just sleep 5 more minutes....."30 minutes later "OH CRAP!", I was winning Mario Kart then found out I wasnt looking at the right screen, My hands are to big for the pringle can..., "Mom, where are you?" "Be there in 5" (30 min. later) "Mom where are you?", F.O.B.M.L., "That girl has such a pretty voice!" - "Mom, that's Justin Bieber.", Have you ever seen a fat asian girl? me either, i have someone like a brother/sister to me, who isnt even family <3, What does P Diddy feel like in the morning?, Why doesnt Dora ever tell her parents about the fox that stalks her...?, why do Dora's parents just let her travel all over the place by herself..?, JOIN IF YOU KNOW A SAM :), It is hard to not think about someone when listening to Taylor Swift, Putting "lol" at the end of a phrase so it doesn't sound so serious, You Do Realize That You're Not Cool And Everyone Wants to Punch You Right??, Announcing "I have to pee" to everyone around you, when someone asks you to get someone, you just scream their name, Mountain dew=redneck pee, I can't clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find., I miss you. The old you. The new one sucks., Re-reading texts that make you smile =), I used to climb on the furniture pretending the floor was lava!, I Love the Kid that makes the class fun by arguing with the teacher., I saw the 'typing' icon for like 5 minutes on chat. you said 'ok'. WTH, When i was your age the Veggie monster was known as the cookie monster, Giving Boys Code Names So They Don't Know You're Talking About Them, Of Course I Flinched! You Almost Punched Me In The Face!!!, Why does the dentist talk to you if you can't respond???, Questions on a test that give away the answers to other questions, I sleep less, i'm tired. I sleep more, im tired. What the hell?!, you say something awkward, someone says 'what?' and you reply with 'what?'., I Delete the whole Password when i type a Single letter Wrong, I hate how I'm over you until you start talking to me., you did not just say huh after i said all that!, I hate when the conversation dies between you and the person you like., oh great now that song's stuck in my head all day and i only know 1 line., "I Dismiss You, Not the Bell!" then why do we have a bell!?!?, Mom. Can You Stop It? We're In Public. Mom. Just Stop it. Mom., I am instantly in a good mood when I walk in a classroom and see a sub, It's impossible to ignore you. <3, I have texted while lying down and dropped the phone on my face., I used to hide in the circular clothing racks when my mom was shopping, I always tell myself "NO MORE AFTER THIS!"...but then i keep on eating., I walk around in circles when I talk on the phone., It Takes Skill To Trip Over Flat Surfaces, My pokemon bring all the boys to the yard they're like, you wana swap cards, If you have a Awesome ASIAN friend(:, I HATE GOING BACK TO SCHOOL AFTER THE HOLIDAYS!, I say dude right before I say something moderately important, IF YOU NOT GNNA TELL ME, THEN DONT MENTION IT IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!, When I wake up in the middle of a good dream, I try to finish it myself, I Hate It When People Dont Text Back!, I HAVE to see my photo after it's taken, Just so YOU know, if I was to do what you're doing, you would get mad at me, felling retarted on a hot day wearing a sweatshirt, Ok, If we get caught here's the story..., I love waffles, Nick Kids Choice Awards 2010, What Happens When You Hit A Deer At 140mph In A BMW Z4 (See Picture), - !, "I can't open this!" "Let me do it" *Jar Opens* "...I loosened it for you", "OH, SO LET ME TELL YOU THIS STORY..." "Dude, I was there with you." "Oh.", No school days on Friday! Need 500000 school students to make official, I Make Fun Of You Because I Love You (: Don't Take It Personally <3, Toyota, Moving Forward. Even if you push the breaks., when Ash Catch'em turns his hat backwards, you know shits about to go down, IF 10,000 PEOPLE JOIN; MY DAD WILL QUIT SMOKING. <3, Meeting someone in the wierdest way, then they are a huge part of your life, "Hey mom?" "WHAT!?" "Nevermind your not in a good mood..., When I First Saw You.. I Never Thought You Would Be My Best Friend :) ILY, Did you touch my drumset? nope. Why are you so sweaty? I was watching cops., Does Dora really expect me to talk back to the TV?, Accomplishing something before the microwave reaches :00., "Oh cool its bendable!", *SNAP* "nevermind", Phat Night!!!, Yeah, Mom, All of Our Visitors Are TOTALLY Gonna Check How Clean My Room Is, When I Put My Earphones Down For 2 Seconds, They Somehow Tangle Themselves, THE WALK OF SHAME when u throw a paper at the garbage can and miss. . ., We make mistakes,we're not perfect, any of us. ~The Last Song~, when a teacher calls on you thinking you weren't listening &you own them, I fill up wine bottles with water to make it look like im drinking, Oh hi, I only exist when you need something., When I'm alone in my house + hear a noise, I presume I'm going to be killed, Elementary School: "Can I cut you?" -- "No, but you can back cut me.", Every girl has a slutty friend. If you dont, then you are the slutty friend, "Hey, I haven't seen u in years!"..walks away "OMG THEY'VE GOTTEN HOT!", Watching a Movie and Saying "LOOK ITS YOU!" When Someone Ugly Comes On:), I say haha because I don't want to sound too serious, Become a fan if you remember the "ICUP" joke., My xbox brings all da boys to da yard, and dey'r like "you wanna play COD?", LOVE when your teacher KEEPS talking and WASTING time in CLASS!, "Dad, there's a spider in my room." "So kill it." "It's really big.", If I miss (phone number hidden):11:11 i will be pissed., DUDE! We almost died!!! Yea, but it was fun though!, I WANNA PLAY A MASSIVE HIDE AND SEEK GAME IN MY SCHOOL AT MIDNIGHT, That Parachute from Elementary School Gym Class, i always wonder who is going to be at my funeral, Accidently start to write 09, but only write 0, then squeeze 1 before it, I will sample your product, but I have no intentions of buying it., I could have made a really REALLY insulting come back, but I chose not to., Asian Grading System: A-verage. B-elow average. C-rap. D-eath. F-ucked., I Wasn't Laughing At That, I Was Laughing At Something Else., Little do you know, I am DYING to talk to you. All the time., Edward Cullen is so Pale Because There's no Sun in the Closet, Hates empty kleenex boxes, Did I get over it? No. Did I get through it? Yes. Big difference., I shower naked. HOW NAUGHTY OF ME., LOL has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say", i hate it when people leave 1 second left in the microwave., I hate when people sit in front of you at movies & take away your foot rest, I love it when someone randomly yells, "Is it 'cuz I'm Black?!", I hate it when i shut my locker and realize i need more stuff from it, how do you spell GAY? J-u-s-t-i-n-B-i-e-b-e-r :), ''Do not try this at home'', '' OMG lets do it'', Its not a man purse, its a satchel. Indiana Jones has one, "YOU HAD ALL BREAK TO DO THE ASSIGNMENT!" "umm, wasn't it called a BREAK?", Got Bored So i Logged Off, Then Logged back on Because i got bored.., him:"why isn't she texting me?"...her:"when is he going to text me?", I hate missing a call from an unknown number, "ha! you flinched!" "well yeah, you almost punched me in the face!", Yes, I can take a joke. That just wasn't funny., Court dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters!, i blame disney for my high expectations of boys, You get comfortable in bed THEN you remember you had to do something, Im quite aware you are staring at me, but im pretending not to notice, "Mom, make me some food?" "Get it yourself." "Nevermind, I'm not hungry.", Unless it's due tomorrow, I don't care, Girls with straight hair want curly hair & curly hair want straight, ONLY JOIN if your name starts with A, C, D, F, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, S, T, Hanging with old friends and saying remember when......, Myspacee is dead. Faceboook killed it., I was blown away when i realised the word ' OK ' is a side ways person., I Didn't Trip, I Was Testing Gravity. It Still Works., I blame disney for my high expectations of men, Laying in bed at night thinking about EVERYTHING., Don't you hate watching the one you like, liking someone else?, Don't you just hate it when everyone loves the person you hate!, I built forts with blankets and pillows when i was little, Why do you care if my room is dirty or clean? ITS MY ROOM!!, My mom told me to clean my room while she's gone. She's back. OH CRAP., i hate not seeing my spelling error until after i post a status, The Feeling You Get When Someone You Like Talks To You First...:), I HATE IT WHEN FRIENDS LIVE SO FAR AWAY!!!, Silly Bandz (Animal Rubber Bands), Make a "don't like" button on facebook!!, Hugs, If it looks like a triangle... it's a triangle. Why do we have to prove it?, PANCAKES FOR DINNER IS THE BOSSEST DINNER EVER!!!!!!!!!, Hearing,"Just a small town girl." and shouting, "Livin' in a Lonely World!", Saving a file as "dyjjyggffj'', because I'm too lazy to write a proper name, "That's what she said..," well whoever SHE is, she sounds like a whore.., Awkward eye contact with people in cars next to you at red lights, Making up nicknames for people you don't know but see all the time, In-N-Out Burger Sounds Good All the Time, Every Day., Join If You Have Ever Wondered What A Krabby Patty Tastes Like, I've deleted many FWDS. No creepy dead girls have eaten me yet., That moment when you think to yourself, why did I just say that?, That Awkward Moment When Someone Says You Guys Should Go Out, You can't be best friends without insulting each other constantly, greatest game ever: DON'T LET THE BALLOON TOUCH THE FLOOR, That Moment of joy when you see your food coming in a restaurant, Yes, guys and girls can hang out and just be friends, Answering the phone and the person just starts talking. "Wait who is this?", looking through a textbook and pointing at pictures going ''thats you'', I redo high fives if they weren't good enough the first time, "Can you shut my door please?" sure! *leaves door cracked* "sigh...", WHERE DO ALL MY SOCKS GO ?!?!?!?!?!, when i see someone walking by me at night, i assume theyre going to kill me, i get the same thing every time i go to subway, I'd rather carry 10 grocery bags in each hand than make two trips..., I love your accent, it's awesome! Say more words!!!, We used to be friends and then you turned into a shady hoe., I bet this page can get more fans than the population of Vermont (621,270), i hate when you pass your old bestfriends like your strangers :/, I hate when my parents rush me to get ready and then when I am, they're not, instant smile when the person you wanted to text you, texts you., When I was a kid I........no wait, I still do that, Bestfriend= Someone who knows everything about you and still likes you., I was obsessed with the automatic coupon dispensers when I was little., Putting on clothes that just came out of the dryer because they're warm, I Really Liked That Song Untill The Radio Overplayed It And KidzBop Sang It, Join if you didn't know that Yoshi from Mario is a girl.., shouting NO NO NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! when you acedently click on the wrong thing., Open a pack of gum, and suddenly everyone is your bestfriend., When I was your age, we had theAmanda Show. Not iCarly., 'Im Cold'... More Like 'I Want You To Hug Me', Why dont the Cullens attack Bella when she's on her period?, PRETENDING TO LOOK FOR YOUR HOMEWORK WHEN YOU KNOW YOU DIDNT DO IT, Saying beer can in a british accent sounds like bacon in a jamaican accent, It's not double-dipping if you use the other side of the chip, I HATE FIGURING OUT THERES NO MILK AFTER I ALREADY POURED CEREAL, Stopping the microwave before it hits 0:00 to avoid hearing the "BEEP"s, Texting the person next to you stuff you cant say out loud, Cleaning your shoes with the brush on the side of the escalator, "Can I see your phone" does not mean "can I see your messages", Saying "ow" even though it didn't hurt, or happen to you., The guy who discovered milk....What was he doing with that cow?, I Flip My Pillow Over to Get To The Cold Side, i love running up and down hotel hallways, Walmart, FaceMoods, Sleeping With Your Arm/Arms Under The Pillow!, Kellogg’s Pop-Tarts, Drinking Coffee, Sucking the helium from balloons!, Pushing the little buttons on a soft drink cup lid, I LOVE SKATEBOARDING!, Pepsi - Refresh Everything, Bend and Snap!!, Papa John's Pizza, Purple, Sushi, Disneyland, Do moms say "Your kid" as a comeback?, "Omg I Had A Dream About You!" "Really" "Yeah You Died"., I remember when "stupid" and "shutup" were "bad" words, !~The Chicas~!, You're fat. Why do you dress like you're skinny?, The awkward moment when a fat girl says she's fat..., i have never actually seen a bully steal anyone's lunch money.., "Can u do me a favor?"..wat "can u go upstairs and-".. no, looking at a test and thinking, "when did we learn this?", DEEDEE! GET OUT OF MY LABORRRATORY!, 25 Fun Things To Do At McDonald’s, My science teacher is crazy, i hate when you ask what time it is and they say "time to get a watch", When I was younger my comeback was "I know you are but what am I!?", Trying not to laugh when someone falls over., MY SISTER SAID IF I GET ONE MILLION FANS SHE WILL NAME HER BABY MEGATRON, Anne Frank Would Be So Pissed If She Knew Everyone Read Her Diary, Comebacks that make the whole room go "OOOHHHHH!", In Elementary school, being the line leader was a big deal., when a fat person says W T F it means "WHERES THE FOOD", knocking something down in a store, then awkwardly walking away., 8 Billion People in the world, and I Only Want You <3, Why won't you sign on? You're the only person I want to talk to., "that spider is more scared than u are" oh really? did it tell u that?, I LOL'D when i saw the name of this kid!!!!, I'm The Girl. You're The Boy. You Text Me First Or We Don't Talk Today., Whats a Funion? A ****ing Onion!!, Sometimes, when I'm sad, I like to cut myself...Another Slice of cheescake., DOT DOT DOT means sooo much more than you think..., That Face Patrick Made When He Told SpongeBob, "Who You Callin' Pinhead?", If you can find the real [Become a Fan] button and click it... Your a GENIUS !, Feeling retarded when you run with your back-pack on, Kiss & Tell, Dear Math, Grow up and solve your own problems., That's OK F.B. Chat, I didn't want to see what my friend said to me anyway., All nighters + Bon fires + Beach + Tan + Hangouts = my kind of summer, When you hit your hip on a counter and you feel like you just got shot., being so close, you insult each other all the time and never get offended:)<3, 45 things a girl wants but will never ask for :)<3, When I Die, Someone Should Keep Updating My Status To Freak Out People, gamblerz crew, That awkward moment when you can't tell if that noise was a fart, "'Would you like to stay for dinner?'...'WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?!'", "Honey" "Yeah?" "Where's my supersuit?" "Wuuut?" "WHERE! IS MY SUPERSUIT!?", I was owning on mario cart, then i realised i wasnt the top screen...., Taco Bell, Think outside what bun...I thought taco bell is a *Taco* Place..., Join if you can say "hello" in two different languages, *sitting in class* 1:30 *seems like 20 minutes pass* 1:33. WHAT!?, if you tickle my feet i am not responsible for what happens to your face., My best friend has no idea how beautiful she is. :), the school nurses cure for everything= ice pack, I walk into a room. I forget why I went there. I walk out. I remember., I wonder if kids in China push their eyes in and say 'haha, I'm American!', Have you ever just looked at someone, and automatically felt annoyed?, "Yeah I'm fine..." IM LYING, I'M NOT OKAY! DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M OKAY!?!?, Okay I get it, I made a mistake. STOP REMINDING ME., 10 PM, I'm struggling to stay awake. 1 AM, I'm struggling to fall asleep., I was waiting for a reply and then realized I never even sent the last text, Justin Bieber is so gay he makes Adam Lambert look stright!!!!, Cruz Guru, When I was your age, we solved Blue's Clues with Steve, not Joe., I dont want to go to school tomorrow, Good times with best friends :], I daydream while im reading so I have to read parts over again, "Dude was that a guy or girl?" "I have no idea.", I used to hide when my mom picked me up from a friends house, the commercail where the cinnimon toast crunch dudes eat eachother, 2-Pacs of Eminems are 50 Cents? Oh thats Ludicris! Can I have my Nickleback?, Poptarts are better than Toaster Strudels!, If you like me, Tell Me, if you miss me, Show it, if you love me, Prove it, Rihanna wants a rude boy...Didnt she get her ass whooped by one already?, "I won't forget, I won't forget.." "So did you bring it?" "Sh*t..", Before I Go To Sleep, I Start Imagining Stuff That I Would Like To Happen, wiping your hand across a couch to make it darker and lighter, Omg. We're JUST FRIENDS, " i have a question" teacher-walks away "um okay thats cool too", Join If Your Name Starts With a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,tuvwxyz, reading a status and going 'HA, i know exactly who thats about', If I Didn't Have Unlimited Texting....I'd Be Screwed.., ALL THE SINGLE LADIES!, You're Weird. I like you. :], Meowing back at a cat when it meows at you, I bet The United States can get 10 million fans before any other country!!!, "My house is boring." "So is mine." "Yah but you have food.", when you realize you over slept you jump off the bed like a ninja, I Hate Justin Bieber