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Andover, Minnesota, United States · Member since June 2010
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Texas Longhorns baseball, Bolt-action rifles, Masquerading as a Man With a Reason, American football, Baseball, Trap shooting, Target Shooting, Minnesota Tax Cut Coalition, Talk radio, Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Twins, Golden Gophers Hockey, Politics, Political satire, Notre Dame Football, College football, Reading, Mnf, You've Got Male, Bohemian Rhapsody, Kansas, Aerosmith, Boston, Brandon Rhyder, Cross Canadian Ragweed, Alt Country, The Outlaws, Gov't Mule, Country rock, Southern rock, Country music, Breaking Out Into Song From Words Someone Said In Normal Conversation, Answering a question by saying "Does Charlie Daniels Play a Mean Fiddle?", Creedence Clearwater Revival (CCR), Reshetar and The Pitch Blacks, Allman Brothers Band, REO Speedwagon, Trailer Choir, Boston, Classic Rock, dcTalk, Matthew West, Love and Theft, Lincoln Brewster, Bucky Covington, Brandon Heath, Tyler Blanski, tobyMac, Halfway To Hazard, Toby Keith, Avalon, Jason Aldean, Keith Urban, .38 Special, Little Big Town, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Lady Antebellum, Grateful Dead, Third Day, Kenny Chesney, Hawk Nelson, Trace Adkins, Journey, Cowboy Troy, Fleetwood Mac, 32 Below, Lord Of The Rings, The Other Side a Teen's Guide to Ghost Hunting and the Paranormal, Animal Farm, The Stars, Like Dust, The Holy Bible, On Liberty, Book of Revelation, Shadows of the Dark, The Fountainhead, An Inconvenient Book, Atlas Shrugged, The Christmas Sweater, 1984, Ayn Rand, Back to the Future, Valkyrie, Miracle, Radio, Remember the Titans, The Lord of the Rings film trilogy, The Blind Side, Ben Hur, Planet of the Apes, The Hobbit, Soylent Green, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Star Wars, Top Shot on HISTORY, Ncis la, Ghost Hunters Academy, Anything on History Chanel, Hogan's Heroes, A Haunting, NCIS, Walker, Texas Ranger, Scrubs, Fox News, Burn Notice, PSYCH, The College Baseball World Series - Omaha, Nebraska, Up Next In Sports, Hunting, I hate it when I throw a perfect game and the umpire blows the final out., (phone number hidden) People Strong For A "That's what she said" button, IF YOU CAN STARE AT THIS WITHOUT BLINKING FOR 20 SECONDS, YOUR A BEASTTTT!, Making Dirty Innuendo's Out Of Perfectly Innocent Things, NOT texting while driving, Fly the American Flag, Playing games on your calculator instead of listening in class, Can I.... No ... Please... .No... But....No...Cmon!...Okay...Really?...No, "have a nice life" ahh who am i kidding, i hope you get hit by a moving truck, Minnesota Twins 2010 World Series Champions!, If cheerleading is a sport, so is making a sandwich., Dont Trust A Hoe, oh im sorry, i forgot i only exist to you when you need something from me, Yes, I am procrastinating, and yes, I will regret this later., Art of Trolling, Oddly Specific, Failbook, The Office, Mason Crosby, Colt McCoy, Sean Taylor, Kabeer Gbaja-Biamila, Funny Or Die, Mob Wars, › iTunes, Developer, "Sorry, I can't I have Practice." Story of my life, Hunter Lawrence, Hunting Trophy Whitetails, Walleyes, E = MC Hammer, In Memory of Aaron Jurek, BOO YANKEES!!!!!!!!, Geometry can kiss my Angle-Side-Side, Jason Lewis, Clay Matthews III, Jason Evert, Ryan Grant, Jason Kubel, Francisco Liriano, Mark Zuckerberg, Joe Crede, Alfonzo Rachel, B.J. Raji, Patrick Star, Tornados, James Trivette, BARNES!, Scott Baker, Ladanian Tomlinson, Jim Thome, Glenn Beck, Thunderstorms, Kent Hrbek, Abby Sciuto, Country Music, Paul Harvey, Michael Crabtree, Al Harris, Anthony « Tony » DiNozzo, Philip Rivers, General Douglas MacArthur, Blue Screen of Death, Atari Bigby, Saint Michael the Archangel, St. Patrick, Newt Gingrich, Greg Jennings, Championship Bull Riding, John Smoltz, Steven Crowder, Phil Mickelson, Justin Morneau, Reggie White, Claus Schenk Graf von Stauffenberg, xkcd, Donald Driver, Derek Jeter!, Zach Parise, Bonnie Wright, Selena Gomez , Ryan Miller, "OH, SO LET ME TELL YOU THIS STORY..." "Dude, I was there with you." "Oh.", I hate it when your super exited for something and everything goes wrong., Slutty Girls Eating Popsicles, Kill the Bill, Those people who made you smile before you even knew their name(:, 12/22/12---"Where's your homework?"---"Ummm...I thought we were gonna die.", This man is a genius., 30 degrees. Minnesotans: "its so nice out today!", "They're dating now?" "Yeah, it's (website hidden) official", [Official Petition] Give us back our Onion Ring page!, Michelle Benson for MN State Senate, Can this onion ring get more fans than Justin Bieber?, DUDE! We almost died!!! Yea, but it was fun though!, Totino-Grace high school, Pawlenty 2012, Pop Music Sucks, Stop lying, windows 7 was my idea!, Oh, Home Alone? Hello Loud Music.., Little do you know, I am DYING to talk to you. All the time., Telling inanimate objects to STAY when they look like they're going to fall, 8th Grade in 08', 9th Grade in 09' and 12th Grade in 12'. Best Class Ever, I've lived in 3 decades, 2 centuries & 2 milleniums & I'm not even 20 yet!, Dropping Something, Then Catching It In Mid-Air And Feeling Like A ninja!, On a scale of 1 to Osama Bin Ladin how good was my hiding spot??, Seeing an old person eating alone at a restaurant depresses me., Despite everything, i'd still do anything for you. <3, That moment your heart stops when your chair tilts back too far, We used to talk everyday now im lucky to get a "hi" once a month., No, I don't know why I like you... There's just something about you., DID YOU GET A HAIRCUT? No, it grew shorter., I can give good advice, but i can never use my own., reaching the point where harmless procrastination meets "oh god im screwed", Ugh... I know what I wanna say. I just can't explain it., WHERE THE F*CK IS MY.......... found it, Im fully aware that I'm procrastinating, yet I continue to do it., I realized that after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F., S.A.D. (Stephen, Aaron, Daniel), I love the totally weird things you hear in the school hallway., Awkward Conversations With The Person You Like, About The Person THEY Like, You dont just stop loving someone, either you never did or you always will., Swine Flu, DQ Blizzard® Fan Club, Sonshine Festival, Epiphany Church Coon Rapids, I HATe MOSQUITOES, Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs, The John Lego Family Fund, Bobby Jindal, K102 - KEEY 102.1 - St. Paul/Minneapolis, Boston Tea Party, The Anti-Terrorism Coalition (ATC), (phone number hidden) Against Terrorism, Procrastination, Sarah Palin, 100.3 KTLK, Thomas J. (Stonewall) Jackson, Constitution Party, Michael Steele, Life Is Crap, Procrastinating, Alan Keyes, John McCain, Ron Paul, That time of year when caring about school just goes downhill., Hearing,"Just a small town girl." and shouting, "Livin' in a Lonely World!", Guys who care about their relationships and don't just want sex, Can this Raw Steak get more fans than PETA?, 60 Degrees in Minnesota- Shorts baby! in Florida- Coat and Scarf, We only need (phone number hidden) guys to join to vote Justin Bieber out of our gender, Frozen Computer...maybe if I click EVERYWHERE it will start working again.., That Moment of joy when you see your food coming in a restaurant, i'd be scared if a 400lb glass of koolaid came bursting into my house......, I hate it when I wake up in the morning and Barack Obama is President., Oh sorry you've got a bf/gf now, i forgot i no longer exist to you., Stupid Spinning Ball of Death, When I was a kid I........no wait, I still do that, Opening Day, Me? Sarcastic? Never., Ticks Are The Enemy!, Libertarian, Kool 108, Walmart, The ONLY offical Pat Neshek Fan Club Page, Totino-Grace Sports, The Waverly Hills Sanatorium, Gander Mountain, Flipping the Pillow Over to Get to the Cold Side, Being on a boat, James Jerry (J.J.) Hardy, Not being on fire, 92 KQRS, Capitalism, AR-15, Minnesota, Whitetail Deer, The United States, Federal Premium Ammunition, Driving A Stick Shift, Papa John's Pizza, Ducks Unlimited, The Right To Arm Bears, O.F. Mossberg & Sons Firearms, 98.5 KTIS, Pizza, Cabela's, Target Field, FSN North, Ford Mustang, Fire, Chocolate Milk, Buffalo Wild Wings, Valleyfair, YouTube, My level of maturity changes depending on who im with., Bogarts, DEAR LORD, THIS YEAR YOU TOOK MY FAVORITE ACTOR, PATRICK SWAYZIE. YOU TOOK MY FAVORITE ACTRESS, FARAH FAWCETT. YOU TOOK MY FAVORITE SINGER, MICHAEL JACKSON. I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW, MY FAVORITE PRESIDENT IS BARACK OBAMA. AMEN