• Rayann
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North Ridgeville, Ohio, United States · Member since June 2010
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Texting, Watching TV, Swimming, Shopping mall, Camping, Fishing, Hanging Out, Listening to Movies, Im, Tumblr, All the time, Making Ringtones, Lily Allen, Sore Eyes, Framing Hanley, Flight of the Concords, Punk rock, And the Lonely Island, Rachael Yamagata (Fans), Rachael Yamagata, Jaron and The Long Road to Love, The Collegehumor Guide to College, Welcome to America, My America, The Harry Potter Books, Disney, Benchwarmers, Grease, 40 Year Old Virgin, The Onion Movie, Four Brothers, A Christmas Story, Disney Pixar, Step Brothers, Ghostbusters, Official Grease Movie, SWEENEY TODD, THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS, Court dismissed. Bring in the dancing lobsters., Getting Betty White to Host the Academy Awards, Tim and Eric Awesome Show: Great Job!, Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air, Heros, Robot Chicken, Tim & Eric, Home Improvement, Metalocalypse, The CollegeHumor Show, Look Around You, George Lopez, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen - He was #1, Very Mary-Kate, When I was your age, we had Kenan And Kel. Not Drake and Josh., Pranked, Fox 8 News, Grey's Anatomy, The Smoking Gun Presents: World's Dumbest, Degrassi, Important Things with Demetri Martin, Doug, All That, Rocko's Modern Life, Family Guy, Southpark, Flight of the Conchords, South Park, The Office, The Colbert Report, North Ridgeville, Ohio, Ryan Stiles, OMG that's crazy, LOL jk I wasn't listening to a word you just said., Join if u have stayed up past (PHONE NUMBER HIDDEN) in the morning, Saving a file as "dyjjyggffj'', because I'm too lazy to write a proper name, trying to complete a mission before the microwave reaches 0:00, The Photo Center, I hate it when I'm laughing & my ass just falls off., When I'm home alone and I hear a noise... I completely freeze., Why yes, I do frequently burst out in song, You're not drunk, you've had one drink, so stop pretending., I haven't lost it, I just Cant Find It !!, The guy on SpongeBob who always screams, " MY LEG!", That was NOT your last piece of gum stop lying, If i told you how i actually felt, would it change everything?, I check in showers for murderers but idk what I'd do if I found one., "Oh, whose that sexy beast? Oh I clicked on my own profile again!", I can't just push the crosswalk button once. I need to push it like 6 times, Being so tired , that you dont even know what your talking about., i always get nervous when someone says "can i ask you something ?", I didn't trip, I was testing gravity, it still works., When I was little I did something stupid. My family still makes fun of me., Dude, I'm not going if your not going, SHUT UP I'M TELLING A STORY, I hate it when your seatbelt randomly locks and you can't move, I use my phone as a flashlight, and hit random buttons to keep it lit, If a girl says "Don't worry about it," you better worry about it., I dont kiss ass SORRY, Illegal immigrants can stay, deport the juggalos., "condoms are so annoying!"... yeah, so are babies., "What animal is your rubber band?" Mine is a circle... its really rare, not spilling oil in the gulf of Mexico, I AM ALWAYS TIRED BECAUSE I BECOME A SUPERHERO AT NIGHT, I Speak Fluent Smart Ass, I wish i lived closer to you, so i could see you more often, Saying the entire alphabet because you cant remember what letter comes next, No microsoft word, i am pretty sure i know how to spell my name, I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know i'm hilarious, Dear Customer: I work here, I know more than you & clearly I am right., I hate when girls act dumb on purpose because they think its cute and funny, I hate when I feel my phone vibrate in my pocket.. and it actually doesn't., R.O.F.L.S.H.V.U.A.K.O.M.A.I.L- Rolling On Floor Laughing So Hard Voldemort Uses Avada Kedavra On Me And I Live, Pardon me, Sir Gangster? Your trousers are descending., Words with Friends, we all have a friend who always thinks of everything in a dirty way, Creeping, I am not getting out of this bed, it is warm and it loves me, I like your makeup...LOL JK, it looks like you got gangbanged by Crayola., i love my bestfriend :), I don't have a crush on you, I just think your hot, Bears, My bestfriend would be my only friend if people knew how weird we act alone, I Never pick up the house phone....But run a mile for the Cell Phone, When I sit on the ground I automatically pull out the grass, Hey bestfriend, don't worry i you more than any douchbag will :D, "Nobody likes a smartass" "yeah well, nobody likes a dumbass either", I write like this, and not "lYk DiS" because I'm an adult and not retarded, Betty White, The Awkwardness When Osama Bin Laden Asks You For The Time And It's 9:11, I swear my room was clean when i got up..then i had to get dressed, Who Wants A STFU Button?, "STOP STOP STOP!" "What?" "I had a rock in my shoe.", I still hope that one day i will discover i have super powers., i laugh at my own jokes, because i'm hilarious, Fish are friends, not food., Its the f***ing Catalina Wine Mixer!, mom, i could be dying and you're not answering the phone, I G00GLE EVERTHING, Team "Guy Who Almost Hit Bella With A Car", If you ask me to hold your drink, I will drink it., "Scotty Doesn't Know", Closing 1 Eye and Smashing someone's head with your fingers, Meeting someone in the weirdest way, then they are a huge part of your life, To that one person who screwed you up for future relationships.... Thanks., That feeling when you see that one person online and you instantly smile, There was totally enough room on Rose's piece of wood for Jack., Trying to sing the begining of The Lion King, yes, i have a tattoo. it doesnt make me a bad person., Jay & Silent Bob, because every tall person needs a short best friend :), Elaine Carroll, The No CBlock Club, One day I'm going to realize I'm a fan of every page., I Hate It When I Go To Bed And Forget To Turn My Swag Off., I Wish Music Played During Epic Moments of My Life and Not Just in Movies., I'm so tired but I want to stay up and talk to you :D, Everyone is Online Except the Only Person I Actually Want to Talk to, Dan Gurewitch, You are a true Clevelander if you still say "Jacobs Field" and "Gund Arena", i hate when you look in your closet for clothes and find narnia instead, Nick Kroll, I hate it when Link comes into my house and breaks all my pots., Nick Swardson, "Mom, mom, mommy, ma, mom, mom, ma, ma, mommy, mommy... WHAT!!... hi!, When I see a typo I look at the keyboard to see if the two keys were close, Everything is funnier when you're with your bestfriend., I will re-read our conversation a million times because it made me smile :), That mood where everything seems hysterically funny, Regret setting your phone on 'Silent' or 'Vibrate' once you misplaced it.., Jonathan Gabrus, Always having to pee at the worst moments. hate it., WHERE THE F*CK IS MY.......... found it, Mom. Mom. Look at me. Mom. Mom. MOM!!! YOU'RE NOT LOOKING!!! MOM!!!, (PHONE NUMBER HIDDEN) People Strong For A "That's what she said" button, ARE YOU KIDDING ME, ALL THAT WAS A DREAM. awwwwwwww, Get real. No one's going to form a single line if the building's on FIRE., Looking in the fridge, then the cupboard, then the fridge, then giving up., Is this the Krusty Krab? No This Is Patrick, I was waiting for a reply and then realized I never even sent the last text, people who make you happy the second they start talking to you :), Bleep Bloop, 63 Notifications Later and I regret Liking Your Status, City Life, I WANT MY 90'S NICKELODEON BACK, Yelling at inanimate objects, Sarah Schneider, Patrick Cassels, Not Playing Farmville, I say dude right before I say something moderately important, Two for Flinching, Pretending to Text in Awkward Situations, Alan from "The Hangover", JM Film, That's What She Said, A-Side/B-Side, BJ Novak, hate when nobody comments on your awesomely thought up status, Randomely laughing because you remembered something funny., Beer Pong!, Nickelodeon Casting, I don't sleep enough because I stay up late for no reason, Laughing until it hurts and you can't breathe!, We Want a Dislike Option, MakingOf, Texts From Last Night, College Humor, Cyanide & Happiness, SUPPORT OUR TROOPS, (URL HIDDEN) FML, Gary Vaynerchuk, Morgan Freeman's Voice, Streeter Seidell, Being Lazy, Colin Mochrie & Brad Sherwood, Improv Everywhere, Jake and Amir, The F***ing Weather, Kristen Wiig, What Genre of Music are You?, Vimeo, WHORENADO, Demetri Martin, Jeff Dunham , Batman, CollegeHumor, School of Wizardry, I Am on CollegeHumor!, (SENSITIVE CONTENTS HIDDEN), When i read ur text messages I can hear exactly how you would say it, I will never understand white people., I hate it when I'm walking around in my socks and I step in water, When i was little, if you ran UP the slide and made it, you were so cool., Imagine how bad it would be if everyone could hear what you're thinking..., I love yelling "THATS WHAT SHE SAID" to people., I hate it when I'm making a milkshake and boys just show up in my yard, I have at least one song on my ipod which i have to explain why i have it., yes, let's blame me because it couldn't POSSIBLY be your fault., talk to you all night, die from lack of sleep next day..worth every minute, I can spend hours with you, and I still miss you as soon as i leave.., I would take a bullet for u.. Not the head but like in the leg or something, Girls need to stop making fan pages about guys and get back in the kitchen, I hate it when that spider i've been keeping my eye on goes missing.., I stay up late every night, and realize it's a bad idea every morning., I miss Billy Mays yelling at me to buy things :(, I hate it when someone puts ur name in the Goblet of Fire without telling u, "You need to discipline your kid before i punch them in the face", Not knowing what to text back, but not wanting the conversation to end, Sometimes I wish I lived in the 70s. Preferably in Eric Foreman's basement., Thank You, Hand Sanitizer, For Telling Me I Have a Cut On My Hand, You can't be best friends without insulting each other constantly, i have a bestfriend that makes me laugh till my stomach hurts :), Not All Boys Just Want A Relationship For Sex, Some Want A Good Sandwich., Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness., Saying "Or Not" When People Do the Complete Opposite of What You Just Said, That 1 song on your ipod that plays real loud & scares the crap out of you, awh, your amazing.... why do you live so far away?, TATTOO acceptence in the workplace, i wish my friend's houses were connected to mine via secret tunnels, I join Fan pages just to have something to do(;, Its not a man purse, its a satchel. Indiana Jones has one, thinking if u raise your cell phone 6 inches in the air u will get service, i have someone like a brother/sister to me, who isnt even family