Ask us where we're from and we'll say North Carolina and New York, respectively, but that we currently live in South Florida.
Because no one's really from here, right?
Noah spends his days performing brain surgery on goldfish as part of his marine biology research. Bethany puts on off-Broadway performances for her middle- and high-school students under the guise of teaching.
At home, we don't own a TV. We share a bath towel. We take turns cooking. We're not fancy folks, but we have pleasant dispositions, especially when eating good food.