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Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for." -Bob Marley, If we do the "UNTHINKABLE" will it make us look crazy? <3, ralphy cotto oficial music ., "and if you don't knowwwww, now you know niggggggggggggggggggaa, uhh", God, if you give us back Biggie, you can have Justin Bieber., i love it when you call me big popppppa, I hate it when you're the real Slim Shady and everyone else stands up, Seismic Activity, I bet Lil Wayne is gonna have some ridiculous raps when he gets out of jail, Hearing part of a song and thinking.."that's going to be my next status", I use Music as an escape from my problems, DJ Alex Productions, Stay For Tomorrow, LIGHTS, Taylor Swift, Lil Wayne, Sunny Gee, yeah buddy, rollin like a big shot., "hey" "hey" "sup?" "nmu" "same" "cool" "yupp" *end of conversation*, You're not best friends till you've spooned, I love " good morning texts ", Dear John, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, The notebook, Can I keep you? , The Hangover + Step Brothers= 2 of the greatest movies of all time, I always think that crying baby at the start of an AMC movie is real., "I MARRIED A WHORE"..."HEY, SHE'S A NICE LADY", Tito's ancient hawaiian sayings from Rocket Power, Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen - He was #1, Court dismissed. Bring in the dancing lobsters., Join if your remember the "Woogidie, Woogidie, Woogidie" from Rocket Power, Spongebob's face when he figured out Squidward likes Krabby Patties., The Simpsons, Hey ARNOLD!!!!, House, ALEJANDRO? FERNANDO? ROBERTO?!, The feeling when you're so screwed you don't even care anymore., Fuck Love Count Money, Poor freshman, they cant graduate before the world ends., ...anndd thats why nobody likes you., That one person that you will ALWAYS have a thing for., No, I'm NOT High, This is How I Always Am., Getting up too fast and going blind for a couple of seconds., We all have that friend...who thinks they're black, What do you call a man who joins pages about girls making sandwiches? Single., You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give, I'm happy for you.. LOL Jk, i hope you guys dont last., a relationship is not official, until its "(website hidden) official" :), i love walking around at night in the summer, You probably won't remember, half the things that I’ll never forget, "I know your talking about me Asian Nail Lady", I didn't change, I grew up, getting pissed and going on a rampage, You aren't sorry, because if you were, then you'd stop doing it., I will never cheat in a Relationship :), someday, I will marry you :), YOU AINT GONE DO SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT, Your dating my ex? I ate a sandwich earlier, you want them leftovers too?, No...seriously..I really hate you, but .. you promised :(, We All Have That One Friend That Isn't Afraid To Say Anything, ask me if i give a fuuck, i wish my grades would smoke weed and get higher[=, i'm sorry. i love you, but im done with your shit., I dont walk with a limp , its just my dick ., Your girlfriend: Rated "E" for everyone, Ooh, You Deleted Me On (website hidden), You're Tough., Oh thats funny, your acting different now that they're here., You never know how strong you are, until being strong is all you have., Clearly, You're Retarded, If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident., being a sarcastic little fuck., the best friend who eats all the food in your house., I wish people would see me for who i am and not just my massive biceps :/, saying "your done" but never meaning it..., Me and my best friend can speak to each other through facial expressions <3, "Send failed would you like to retry?" Well obviously..., "who you txting?" "dont worry bout it", I hate fake friends, Can you like ...not?, uncontrollable laughter at inappropriate times., i think i verbally abuse the people i love more than the people i hate, "ur best friends passed out".. "she'll be alright", Your mad cute, LOL jk whats your friends number?, Giving your friend that look when someone you dont like walks into the room, "we can still be friends" is like "your dog is dead, but you can still keep it", STFU , your ugly., I'm not jealous, I just don't like that bitch., FUCKKKKKKKK you lookin' at, when i'm 18, i'm gone, id jump in the water and save you.. LOL JK i straightened my hair, Putting the cell phone in your crotch while driving, '' Are you scared of hights? '' '' No '', '' Okay then, Hop off my dick ''., I just wanna be drunk, Slappin' Da Bass, Now i remember why i fucking hate you., I hate when I lose my black friend in the dark!, Take me as I am, or watch me as I go., I Hate it when a good song is ruined by a bad memory, GET OFF MY DICK, Why cheat on me? When you can just leave me., I'm REPAIRMAN MAN MAN MAN MAN man man man man...., I love being called Babe, or Baby(:, So, what animal is your bracelet?, Imma Be, Imma Be, Imma Imma Imma Be.. LOL joke, Imma Wasp :), When you're so good at sarcasm no one can tell if you are serious or not, I hate it when I get comfy in bed and realize I forgot to do something, Laying there in the dark thinking about everything going on in your life, I leave homework to the last day because Ill be older and therefore wiser., Guys that will openly admit they are crazy about a girl :), Text a girl 'hey beautiful', and you could make her whole day., HIT IT & QUIT IT & SAY YOU NEVER DID IT !!, When You Miss Me. Remember You Let Me Go!, I'm gonna be with who makes me happy, no matter what anyone thinks., A Blunt A Day Keeps The Drama Away, PULL UP YOUR PANTS YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKKING IDIOT!!, age is nothing but a number ;), "Hey, are you hurt?!" "No, I'm bleeding cause its fun.", I LOVE MY BED, Running really fast through a dark room so nothing will kill you ., Get your ass in my bed :), I hate it when I call Lady Gaga & she doesnt answers cuz she's K-kinda busy, I didn't fall , i attacked the floor., if you tickle my feet i am not responsible for what happens to your face., Kyleigh's Law Can Suck My Dick., Saying "This Guy", I would carry you to the moon and back...LOL jk, your fat and i'd die, You Mad, Yelling " STAY!" at a non-living object that keeps falling over, I memorize lyrics faster than my homework. :], do sluts say "thats what i said", dude...... you have a girlfriend, ......and then i realized i don't care., I hate when I lose my black friend in the dark, Sarcasm (n.)- the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it., Liking someone's status just to be a dick., I miss you. JK I hope you get pregnant and die., I'm going to sit back and laugh when karma punches you in the face., Lowering the music when looking for a street address so i can see better, There is always that one class that you hate going to everyday, You know a girl is serious when they say your name in a text, Biting People, Having a Big Butt, "Worst. Idea. Ever." [pause] "Let's do it.", Good game...good game....good game....fuck you....good game goood game..., Damn, you got ugly., If only you lived closer, hey, thanks for screwing me over... again., The awkward silence after everyone says goodnight at a sleepover, Just walking into your bestfriends house like you live there., I risk my phone's life in school trying to text you. , You looked cute..... from far away., Sometimes I like to piss you off just because it's funny., Being Drunk isn't an excuse for cheating., hanging out with the same person everyday and NEVER getting bored of them., When im in the shower, i think about E V E R Y T H I N G !, Perry the Platypus, Your different. i like you :), I swear my brain is 70% song lyrics., I $, its amazing what a girl will put up with for the boy she likes., Taken Single Pimpin, I regret hooking up with you so bad, I regret cutting my long hair, The main thing school teaches you: how to text w. out looking :), Guess who just texted me., She's so easy... even a caveman can do her., i tried, you didnt. i gave up, big butts and he/she cannot lie, "You've changed." Yeah, it's called GROWING UP. I think you should try it., .... and i care why?, if i had a car, ALL my problems would be solved, "F*ck you" ..."F*ck you too ! " ..."Im donee " ..."alriqht" ....1hr laterr --- "BABY.........., I'm not weird, it's called having a personality., Being TAN :), If he/she says this 1 phrase, 99% chance they are CHEATING on you!, Guys with Tattoos, Karate chopping bitches in the throat, Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone. Moving my seat will not help., Poop, POOPING!!, i know too many stupid bitches, Don't take it personaly, but you look like a horse., Dear Ex-Boyfriend, Please Put Your New B*tch on a Leash., Im Not Staring At Your Ass, Im Just Admiring Your Back Pockets :) <3, Ahh f*** it - you only live once, Don't get mad at me for doing something you do all the time..., That Kid Passing By In The School Hallway That Says Random Stuff Out Loud., MOM!!!!! WHERE DID YOU PUT MY............ oh there it is., I bully my best friend because I love her <3, I don't care if it's 4 am, you're my best friend and ill take care of you., " i have a question" teacher-walks away "um okay thats cool too", No Boy is worth your tears, and the one that is, wont make you cry , I'm done wasting my time on you, you don't appreciate my love for you. Bye., Guys that smell amazing, I can't.. my pants are too tight., " Did you get a haircut?" " No, I dyed the tips of my hair invisible. ", Guys who will do anything to get their girl back and arent ashamed of it., That feeling of relief when the cop behind you turns., i hate how chat has a smiley, like no i wanted :) not a freakish yellow guy, i don't care how bad it is, i just want to know the truth., Dark haired girls are better looking ;), Can you like, shut up for just 2 minutes?, All I want is you, I Hate People in General., I always wonder who i will spend the rest of my life with., looking at a test and being like fuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkk, I just want to be happy, Texting a boy then chucking your phone across the room, I HATE BEING LIED TO., Thank you music, for being there when no one else was., i blame disney for my high expectations of boys, "No, they can't come over, this house is a mess!" "Mom, They Dont Care...", Having that one friend that you act borderline gay with., "thats cute", "your cute" ;), mom, i could be dying and you're not answering the phone, You're skin is such a nice orange, what ethnicity are you? Carrot, perhaps?, you naked., its called fuk youu andd imma be on to the nextt one, If drama was vodka, our whole school would be wasted., You Get Ready - Look Great - Plans Cancelled - W T F ? !, Although we fight, I don't ever wanna lose you <3, Trying to act sober when your drunk, I hate texting first., Forever drunk, I want to be forever drunk........, Making unnessesary sounds when your bored., I love (website hidden), it's like the brain I never got., Is your ass from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin it ;), Once A Hoe ; Always A HOE., "Guess what happened after you left!!" "Dang! I knew i shoulda stayed!", hearing rumors you never knew about yourself., Me and my bestfriend understand each other with just a glance, :) waking up to cute text messages (:, "Wanna go?" "Yeah" Nobody moves.., A GIRLS ASS IN LEGGINS, Meeting someone in the weirdest way, then they are a huge part of your life, You Shutting The Fυck Up, If you ask me to hold your drink, I will drink it., "We have to talk" scares me to death., School Needs To Just Be Over, Carol never wore her safety goggles. Now she doesn't need them., i text you, bc i miss you. when i don't, i'm waiting for you to miss me., Yelling "GUCCI" or "BURR" randomly throughout the day, it., first thing a girl says when it rains; MY HAIR, I hate when i open my trunk and a naked chinese guy jumps out, Its not called being whipped, its called respecting your girl., Can you not have sex in front of my locker?, Knocking something over, catching it, and being amazed at your own reflexes..., i cant sleep when its hot in my room, I think you misinterpreted the tone of my text, there should be a relationship status called "rippin it with________", Dippin when the cops come., Yea you can walk past me like you don't even know me, its cool, Good bye Uggggs, Hello Flip Flops :)<3, Fist Pumping So Hard That You Lose Feeling In Your Arms, No. Your Wrong. So just sit there in your wrongness and be wrong., I miss looking to the bottom right for notifications :'(, If your boyfriend/girlfriend only knew the things you text me, wtf is wrong with you?, Bubble Island, They got nothing on you babe , Staring At People In Other Cars To Make Them Uncomfortable, If you're not from Jersey, don't even think about Fist Pumping., "we're just friends" then a week later their going out, People Who Stay Up Till 12 To Greet You On Your Birthday., Cheese, "Y0 WA$ POP!N, W@T U GUNA D0 2dA@Y?!" .. Oh hell no, learn how to spell First., i still remember that first day we met, those nights you wished never ended<3 :), "ALL THAT" Kicks MTV's ass, The risky nude dash from the bathroom to your bedroom, when you fart in class and walk away"sniff, sniff" f**k it followed me, When Ash from Pokemon turns his hat around, you know shits about to go down, I Wonder If Tom Has A Faceebook..., Oh, you're sorry? Well you can take that apology and shove it up your ass., One day you're gonna look back and say: "Damn that girl really did love me", That really hot friend that you secretly wanna bang..., What am I doing? What am I doing? Oh.. ya.. thats.. right.. Im.. doing.. ME, "HEY Ms. ARE YOU GONA COLLECT THE HOMEWORK ?"..."YO STFU!", Lying in Bed Wondering if it's Worth it to get up and Pee, No. Just Stop. You killed it., Hitting a Girl is the lowest a guy can get, Mr. Balloon Hands, Unlike you, I meant every single word that came out of my mouthh., You deleted me as your friend....you sure showed me!, If Almost The Entire Class Fails The Test, You Don't Know How To Teach, OMG! i can't believe this is steve from blues clues!, I laugh at my own funny text before i send it because im that damn funny, Hearing something you didn't want to and your heart "drops"., That "S" thing we all drew in elementary school, Sun. Parties. Beach. Holiday. Sleepovers. Waterfights. Tan. Summer 2010 <3, Doctor Money, SEASIDE MDW, my phones out and open more then any of my books in school :], When I Miss you, I re-read our old conversations and smile. :'), join if u have a friend thats like a brother or sister to u <3, Formspring: Because High School Didn't Have Enough Drama Already, Laughing at your teacher when he/she has pit stains!, Whenever I Make a Mistake, I Can't Stop Thinking About How Stupid it Was, I hate when you act like that, because I know you arent really that way., Geeg Reda, If you know a kid with a BIGhead join this group, if you wanna be TOGETHER you have TO-GET-HER. (;, Getting a nice long hug from someone you havent seen for a long time :) <3, When I see you I miss you But then I remember what you did and I hate you, B*TCH U IN LOVE WIT A NEW N*GGA EVERY WEEK STFU, when sluts hate other sluts for being sluts, The best time to wear a striped (email hidden) all the time, Im not a player, i just text a lot!, When I was young I wanted Hey Arnold's room!!!!!!, i can't even say the word "situation" without thinking of "THE SITUATION", ON TO THE NEXT ONE, i wish all my friends lived in the same street as me, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought this was America!", I fake the dates on my papers so it doesnt look like i did it last minunte, I want the old you back., Saying "True" whenever you have no idea what to say., Saying "What" but then 1 second later realizing what they said, Theres a HUGE difference between waking up at 5:55 & 6 a.m. on a school day, Saying "I'm Tired" When Your Actually Sad, My best friend and I love each other so much that people think we're gay., Dirty Dan and Pinhead Larry, Hangovers: God's way of saying "YOU KICKED ASS LAST NIGHT", All Cell Phones should be Waterproof!, I hate when someone randomly stops texting you for no reason, Switching Tabs When Someone Is Watching You On The Computer, If you remember this you grew up in the 90's ..., Look At This Bitch, Overthinking It, I Love My Grandma by (website hidden), Taking Naps With My Girlfriend/Boyfriend, 420, My Spoon is too Big, Stoop Kid, Who does PV think they are?!, I always wondered who would cry if i died., I Hate It When I Do Jumping Jacks and Hit Myself in the Face With My Dick, Have you ever just looked at someone, and automatically felt annoyed?, I like hanging with the Guys its DRAMA-FREE, I blame Nicholas Sparks for my high expectations of guys., I hate that One Kid who takes GYM class way to seriously, Join if your Procrastinating, I'd rather do nothing at your house than at mine, Keeping Your Bitches in Line, I've probably learned more from (website hidden) than I have from school, NO ONE'S LOOKING...DO IT NOW, Why do you insist on arguing when you know you're wrong?!, The feeling of your bed after you come home from a party!!, I wonder if kids in China push their eyes in and say 'haha, I'm American!', Weekend Snowstorms are only acceptable on a Sunday night, No wonder we haven't hung out in so long. You're in a relationship., "I hate when the teacher talks to everyone but stares DIRECTLY at me", Call me old fashion but I dont cheat on my bf/gf, NJ Teens Against New NJ Provisional Laws, Teachers call it Cheating, We call it Teamwork :), I hate when im doing jumping jacks, and my dick hits me in the face., No, I'm not depressed. I'm not shy. I just don't like anyone in this class., Pull up your pants, homeboy. You're white., I don't understand why everybody likes you., lazydays-beautifulnights-beachyhair-s u m m e r 2010 t a k e m e t h e r e, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.*stop laughing, look at each other and then..* HAHAHAHAHAH, Teachers that just glance at your homework and give you credit., "This is why you are my friend" Moments, Hey, I'm a girl. I ignore nice guys, chase ass holes, and complain about it, Smiling when your texting someone you like, Close Friends → Crush → Relationship → Heartbroken → Barely Friends, Relationships: take forever to build, seconds to fall., What are you a god damn ass hole ?, When we ask if you're okay, we really want you to tell us what's wrong., I LOL'D WHEN I SAW OBAMA WHITE, When George Lopez says "I GOT THIS" and "WAPAAA", "HAH YOU FLINCHED!" "NO SH*T! YOU ALMOST HIT ME IN THE FACE!", Join this if you want the police to yell "PIKACHUUUUUU!!" before tasing., saying the exact same thing at the same time as your best friend., Bros before hoes unless the hoes have no clothes, When a Song Instantly Reminds You of A Person.. A place..A memory, The spaz attack when you're half asleep, and you feel like you're falling., Spongebob is sexy ;], all women want is sex, while guys just want to talk about feelings & cuddle, My high school is a joke., my gf never listens to my feelings she just plays COD and wants sex :(, I hate recieving text messages from Tiger Woods at 3am asking for sex., Sorry Ke$ha, But I've Been To Parties That Started BEFORE You Walked In., Saying "You're cool..." Sarcastically., When someone prank calls me, I go along with it to ruin there fun., "LOL" no longer means "laugh out loud" it means, I have nothing else to say, i WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL BUT i DON'T WANT TO ATTEND CLASSES. :), I'm dying to punch you in the face., I'd rather stare at a wall than do my homework, Hating Everyone, PROCRASTINATORS UNITE!!! ........ tomorrow though., Hello Muthafucka, Hey, Hi, How yuh dern., Cody Digangi, I may be going to hell but at least all my friends will be there, I Hate When People Mumble And You Have To Keep Saying "What??", No, I'm not jealous. I just don't like your boyfriend/girlfriend., Laughing at people when they're angry at you, I WANT MY 90'S NICKELODEON BACK, Randomly meowing, Why give a fuck?, Cuddling, Animal Rights Watch, "Can I have a piece of gum?", "Yeah, but don't say you got it from me", parents say your always home, but when your out they say your never home, because of you I just don't give a ish anymore . </3, I've thought about knocking you the f u c k out on multiple occasions., I don't care if it's 4AM, I don't consider it tomorrow until i wake up., I Hate It When I Go To Bed And Forget To Turn My Swag Off., I hate it when my turban unravels and my friends find out I'm the dark lord, Only True Friends Go Straight 2 Your Refrigerator When They Go 2 Your House, I hate it when I get Comfy in my bed a realize I forgot to do something, Your 12. You smoke. Your not a virgin. Your bf is 17? You must be proud ¬¬, MDW 2010, "it's fine" actually it's not fine, but i dont feel like fighting with you., I Hate When I Get a Boner In School And It Flips My Desk Over., Being mean to someone you actually love, Theres always one b*tch trying to ruin your relationship -.-, realizing someone wasn't as great as you thought they were, I can honestly say you've been on my mind since i woke up today <3, Intimate Relationship with JESUS CHRIST through guidance of HOLY SPIRIT, Waking up hungover & checking my sent messages to see what damage I did..., When I Turn 18 Im So Gone, homework is killing our planet we shouldnt do it and recycle, I hate it when your having a great time and then you have to leave-_-, Dr. House MD, Giving your best friend a look and they know exactly what you are thinking, I swear I care about everything but these BITCHES., when i graduate, i will never see you again. thank you god., Whoaa!... when did you become attractive?, ' !, It's 3 am im wasted and should be going to sleep....lets do somethin, Its gonna suck when all this partying catches up with me.., There should be a 'on to the next one' relationship opion., If killing wasnt illegal..., Boy texting:"Hey babe, I miss you soo much"-send to Maria, Anna,Michelle..., Yeah, as a matter of fact i was staring at you. Your hot., I was sleeping. No, I'm not mad at you, upset, dead, or ignoring you., Oh your mad at me for doing that, but if you did It it would be okay.., things change, people change, life goes on., getting kissed on the forehead while cuddling :), "Mom, we're hanging out .. not having sex.", Running downstairs on christmas morning and realizing that you're jewish, "I love you" doesn't mean the same thing as "ily", Saying "Yeah I'm on my way." When you're still at home., school rules are getting more & more pointless, I only stay up late to talk to you.., Insulting people on levels they can't comprehend., There's some things that ONLY YOU can do ... & I miss those., You should be thanking me everyday I haven't punched you in the face yet, No I didn't remember your birthday. It's on my Homepage., Rita's of Little Falls, Getting screwed over for being a good person to someone, If you should be studying for exams right now become a fan, "sit downn class isnt over yet!" *bell rings* haha f*ck you., I Still Remember When I First Saw You <3, I Only Check My Voicemail To Get Rid Of The Little Icon On The Screen, We NEED a snow day 2/3/2010!, The extremely awkward moment when an ugly person calls themselves ugly, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, GET THE F U C K OUT THE WAYYYYYYYY!!, That's what she said., Your existence puts me in a bad mood., Eminem will always be the only good white rapper, when you have a good convo through text and dont wanna delete it, I stayed up for YOU and you fell asleep,thanks., The ten seconds of confusion after a nap., Hi, I'm a boy. I will say anything it takes to get in your pants. Bye., If I could punch you without getting in trouble, beleive me, i would, no creepy guy, i will not accept your friend request., I want to spend Valentines Day 2010 with someone special.., That 1 song on your ipod that plays real loud & scares the crap out of you, I don't care if it's 5 minutes or a whole night, i just want to see you., I Hate When People Look Through Your Phone, Hate it when you read something you dont want to know, and your heart sinks, Finding out something about someone, and never looking at them the same., Actually staying loyal to your boyfriend/girlfriend .. <3, Not now chief, I'm in the fuckinn zonee, If I looked like this,(make a weird face) would u still be friends with me?, The bad guys lie to get in your bed&the good guys lie to get in your heart., Girls like it when guys text first... true story, A series of periods makes things more awkward, I walk into the mall, "Hi! would you like to try our new.." - "NO!!", PV YOU KNOW, We used to talk everyday now im lucky to get a "hi" once a month., So you hate me. Guess how much i dont care?, Im so sleepy, Im going to sleep. Im falling asleep *text message* DAMMIT, "Ayee mami lemme holla atchu for a sec." Umm.. GOOD-BYE !, When I'm home alone and I hear a noise, I suddenly go ninja, "that was my last peace of gum" = BIGGEST LIE IN AMERICA., I always look at your page because I miss you. :(, You like sleeping? Same! We should try it together sometime, Not being able to finish a sentence because your laughing about the ending, "mom mom" "WHAT!!" i dont want to talk to you now you just yelled at me., Did I really just type all of that just to get a "lol"?, "You do it, you're closer", "ima call you right back, bye" ..yeahh i have NO intentions on calling back, SweatPants, Hair Tyed, Chillen With No Makeup On <3, I remember back in the old days when AIM was the place to be. :), laughing so hard you get the silent laugh..., Okay, Christmas is over. Now where's summer?, I LOVE how you get mad at me for something but when you do it then it's ok, mom when r u coming home...y??...o nothing just wonderin ;), I see your typing,then u stop...WHAT WERE U GOING TO SAY?!, after i finish drinking out of styrofoam cups, i rip them to shreds, ''Your homework is to read these pages.'' YESSS! No homework!!!, No offense basically means "I'm going to insult you..but don't get mad", If I respond with "k." you obviously pissed me off, sometimes, i don't text you, cause i want to see if youll text me first...., Text me first or I feel like I am being annoying, I HATE HAVING TO EXPLAIN MY SELF IN A TXT!, We Have NO Mutual Friends, How The HELL Did You Find Me!!, I hate when a major holiday comes and it doesn't feel like it, I LOVE CHIPOTLE!, You're Right, it Wasn't my Last Piece of Gum. Go Get Your Own., I responded to your text in two seconds, stop taking two hours to answer., Stories that start with "don't tell anyone I told you but..", I HATE IT WHEN FRIENDS LIVE SO FAR AWAY!!!, I walk into a room ... then forget why, Use your real name...this isn't my-space, Not Remembering whether it happened in a dream or in real life., I over think things WAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY too much, " heeeeeeeey!(:" ..."hi" nvm i dont wanna talk anymore, i ran out of things to do on (website hidden) .. yet i'm still on it., Become a fan only if you know someone with a really big head :], No mom, you're mad because you're wrong, not because I'm talking back..., "I worked all day!" "yeah well guess what mom, i had school", I like this song. Repeat for the next hour., somebody slap her., I hate it when your super exited for something and everything goes wrong., Getting well nervous waiting for a reply for a risky text :| , I liked your status to get your attention, not because i really liked it, If you click become a fan, a turtle will appear on the screen., It's not illegal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane., i like when you text me first, cause then i know you want to talk to me, "Ew there obnoixious..." "So are we..?"... Yeah but were like fun obnoxious, When you see your report card in the mail and you think 'CRAP', I really wish i hadn't heard that, i would be so much happier not knowing, they should make waterproof phones so you could text in the shower, I cant stand pop-up ads. GO AWAYYYY, Meeting someone who is also drunk and immediately becoming best friends, getting a message, and thinking "how do i reply to that ", When a teacher disses a student and the whole class goes "OOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!", I Bet Passaic County Reps 25,000 Strong Faster Then Any Other NJ County, So, school's gonna suck tomorrow., There is always a reason behind every "Just Wondering", "They're dating now?" "Yeah, it's (website hidden) official", NAHHH CHILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, *incoming call* *ignore* "Hey i just called you." "Oh i didn't get it", Live by the Code. ( DEXTER), just.. just.. stop talking, JOIN IF YOUR SCHOOL HAD 2 SNOWDAYS IN A ROW!, Its weird how the person your goin to marry is walkin the earth right now.., Saying "Can you not?" when somebody is annoying you., I Use My Cellphone To Check The Time Instead Of Using A Watch, Everyone has an Albanian friend., Krusty Krab Pizza IS The Pizza For You And Me., i actually really liked you., join if you had mr. ryan for chem! =(, If I miss 11/11/11 11:11:11 i will be pissed., PEOPLE SHUT UP!!!!.... hi ..mom<3, Join this group if this picture destroyed your childhood., Time goes by so fast when your with the people you love, If I text a person in the same room as me, I stare at them till they get it, The worst feeling ever is not knowing whether you should wait or give up.., i HAVE to pick up my phone , but you dont? THANKS MOM WHAT IF IM DYING?!?!, Why do pretty girls think they're ugly and ugly girls think they're pretty?, He likes her, She likes him, They don't know. But everyone else does. <3, That kid you never wanna talk to that always messages you when youre online, On Relationship Status there should be "And is cheating with ______" option, Guys Who Can Actually Stick To One Girl., I hate when relationships ruin friendships </3, What are you smiling at? Nothing, i just love you., you know its bad when the school slut starts judging you :), Texting with Cold Fingers is such a Challenge, chill, he was my friend before he was your boyfriend., Do Whatever, I Just Don't Care Anymore, green sweep 2010.<3(:, Awe thats cute, how many OTHER girls did you say that too?, When I sit on the ground I automatically pull out the grass, Texting someone while your half asleep, and it making no sense, Why are YOU in my dream!?, She's so annoying. OH GOD she's right behind us., I love listening to lies when i know the truth, "Sh*t where did that spider go? I am NOT sleeping in my room tonight..", After School Naps <3, I spell "beautiful" by saying B-E-A-youuu-TEE-FUL, thanks to Jim Carrey, I wish i could see the look on your face when you read my text messages., You're not sorry you did it. Your sorry i found out., i hate girls who are obsessed with my boyfriend, i wish i could see you more often <3 :(, That mood where everything seems hysterically funny, 98% of my school needs to grow up., I hate being told to relax... Do you WANT me to punch you?, Were WE really like that when we were in sixth grade?!, I've been told I have a big butt, I Used To Put Glue On My Hands, Let It Dry, Then Peel It Off, Aktivizo Chatin e (website hidden)ut Me Video !!! Funksionon !!!, people like you are the reason we have middle fingers., I Love A Guy Who Will Text You All Night Long<3, Sleeping without pants on, im not even drunk - 20 minutes later they are puking., Life is so much better in the Summer <3, Ill always be here for you. even if you need to talk at 4am. im always here, I HATE BORING TEXTERS, Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?!, RIIGHTTTTTTTTTT., ALRIIIIIIIIIIGHT SHUT THE FUUUUUCK UPPPP, (website hidden) is the ONLY reason why I know your name., if u want me in ur life. figure out a way to put me there. im done trying., fuuuucccck iiitt., Hi, I'm a boy. I have a girlfriend, but I still wanna hook up with you., While were having a normal conversation i'm really thinking "your so hot" ❤, mdw 2010 is gunna be amazing ( ;, If You Curse Everyday., I'm done trying. If you want me in your life, let me know. Bye., If Biggie and Tupac were alive Lil Wayne would be working at BK, 12/22/12---"Where's your homework?"---"Ummm...I thought we were gonna die.", if you like her... tell her, she won't wait around forever....<3, "You dont look like a virgin" ..Whats a virgin supposed to look like?, no one will ever put up with you like i did. GOOD LUCK replacing me;), "you're perfect" "no i'm not" "well you're perfect for me" , why are you late for class? because the kid in front of me had his swag on., " I got this ", Can you hop off my dick?, its hard gettin used to not talkin to some1 when u talked to them everyday, Being so overtired, you have no idea what you're even saying anymore, "hey" "hi" "who was that?" " no idea", I use to hate when people stole my song on myspaceee., we talk for hours everyday, and i still never get sick of you :), Your a Slut, Guys like you because, Your a Slut, No other reason., Having the, "I love you more" "No, I love you, more", war, Could've, Would've, Should've....but Didn't, About to go to bed. Person you like starts talking to you. Not going to bed, you lied to me...........HELL YEAH IM PISSED, LAUGHING YOUR ASS OFFFFFFF when your ex DOWNGRADE'S to the MAXXXXXXXXXXX, Don't go to bed yet, i want to talk to you. :), "do me a favor?" "does it involve me getting up?" ".....yes." "then no.", You ask honestly. I answer honestly. Now, you're mad at me., I dont care what you heard, Im telling you what really happened. So shut up, DHA PPL DAT TALK LYKE DHiiS;; should have stayed on myspacee, Did you just touch my ass?, white girl, with a black girls ass ;), looking at your best friend & laughing because you know what there thinking, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!!...that was definitely not on the study guide you gave us, life is getting too complicated , i wanna be 5 again, Fake Hair, Fake Nails, Fake Tan, Remind Me Again Why Boys Like You?, Why should I have to apologize for something YOU'VE done?, I wonder what goes through your head when you see me, I love reading someones status and knowing exactly who it's about., ''fine bye'' ''bye'' ''wait i didn't really want to say bye im just mad'', Boner in your jeans?.. Try running downstairs with no bra on!, "if their dumb enough to walk away be smart enough to let them go", It's sad, when someone you know, becomes someone you knew., That's nice, but honestly, I really don't care., My parents assume every single person I talk to is my boyfriend/girlfriend, Time is precious so be careful who you waste it with, i dont like you either, stop giving me dirty looks you cow., yeaah, your gonna miss me when im gone, Realizing in the middle of telling your story that it isn't actually funny, I'm waiting for your text..... until I realize i didn't reply., I hate it when you zone out and you accidently stare at someone., I'm Not Going to Be Waiting Forever...Take Your Chance While You Can, You do it to me all the time, so don't complain if i do it back to you -.-, I'm Fluent In Sarcasm, BURSTING OUT LAUGHING AND NOT BEING ABLE TO STOP AT THE WORST POSSIBLE TIME, That time in 09 where if someone said 'I'm sick' everyone yelled 'Swiinee!", I AM UGLY AND IM PROUD !, BRO !! you act like i'm supposed to KNOW !!, S.C.H.O.O.L - Six.Crap.Hours.Of.Our.Lives, wanting to talk to that one person , so badly <3, "awh they are soo cute together!" "...yeah he's cheating on her.", <3 Every Summer Has a Story, We're from New Jersey; we battle snow storms, rain storms and stupid people, Yes, I am procrastinating, and yes, I will regret this later., I always wonder what I look like from someone elses eyes., I don't care if it's 5 minutes or a whole night, i just want to see you., oh dont worry bout me, it's not like i have feelings or anything.., if a girl replies "k", you did something to piss her off., If you hold your nose closed you can't hum, become of a fan if you tried :], Thinking, 'Oh, My, God' When A Slow Reader Is Reading In Class., " I dont have a ride" The biggest problem, but the best excuse., We All Have A Really Short Friend, I would take a bullet for u.. Not the head but like in the leg or something, saying "that made my day" =), Dear liver: Thanks, you're a champ., As we grow up we don’t lose friends. We just learn who our real ones are., pleaseeeeeeee shuuuuuuut the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck upppppppp, If We Get Caught We Are F*CKED.. Mkay Lets Go., Wow. Really. You just had to bring that up right?, We chase the ones who ignore us, and we ignore the ones who adore us., Its funny how fast you can wake up when you realize you've overslept.., slut. slut. slut. slut. slut. slut. slut. slut. slut. slut. slut. slut., R.I.P your DEAD to me..., Talking to an old friend makes you realise how much your life has changed., Tom must be pissed, the chinese guy who hands out free chicken in the mall, that one innapropriate friend we all have <3, I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE sleep but never want to go to bed early, Ever regretted giving someone your number?, "its so hot in here!" ..."sorry, do u want me to leave?", The "IDK anymore ... " mood is the worst feeling everrr, Did you seriously just get mad at me... FOR THAT?, I get slightly worried when people say "Can i ask you something?", Ohhh.. The things i'd do to you.. ;), "Did I assign homework?" Class: "No." Student: "Yes she did?" *Death Glare*, If your going to cheat, then don't be in a relationship. Its that simple., Um...you can stop trying to make me jealous cuz its not gunna work, I Call Gatorades by Their Color, Not by Their Name, ON TO THE NEXT ONE ;p, you think i wont find out?......I ALWAYS FIND OUT!!, You Aint Gon Tie Me Down ;), i hate it when i dont fwd a chain letter and i die the next day, why are people from other schools so hot?, Did I ask? No. So shut up., The feeling you get when you make eye contact w/ someone you like <3, Saying "ew" when you see or hear of the person you don't like., Nothing says "party" like a red plastic cup., Resisting the urge to text someone when you know you shouldn't., I Don't Get The Point Of Making My Bed If I'm Gonna Sleep In It Tonight., Throwing your phone away from you after sending a risky text, I Wish I Had A Car Right Now : (, I'm Trying To Be Mad At You; Can You Stop Making Me Smile For a Second., Im telling the truth, but then i smile , and then they think im lying -__-, You wanna stop staring at me?, missing old memories that you know you can never get back, Regretting not having done something when you had the chance!, I Type Aggressively When You're Pissing Me Off Even Though You Can't See, Slut. Your like a door knob, everybody takes a turn., when you get a unexpected text & sit there smiling to yourselff :), Dont say you miss me when you dont even try to talk to me., HOW CAN I REMEMBER LYRICS, AND NOT THE TEST'S ANSWERS?, I Hate It When You Walk Outside, Realise Your A Fish, And Die., I hate missing someone who you dont want to miss anymore, " i hate you" "awww i love you too", being a swaggasaurus rex, I Wish I Could Record My Dreams and Watch Them Later, Hanging with old friends and saying remember when......, Mature girls = Good Wifeys / Immature girls = Quick Pleasure, I HATE WHEN THE CHAT BOX GOES BLANK AND IDK WHAT THE PERSON JUST SAID!, I miss my best friend :(, going for long walks and talking about anything and everything, REAL Men RESPECT Women, Warm Summer Nights, I hate wasps and bees (and other flying bastards!), Today's dancing is like sex with clothes on, Just so YOU know, if I was to do what you're doing, you would get mad at me, Don't talk crap about my best friend to ME, idiot., The Bears name is Bear,The Snails name is Snail,The Turtles named Franklin?, I'm done, Talk to me when the old you comes back..., RAZZLE DAZZLE <3, join if you got in trouble for doin nothing, the cupcake i ate ten mins ago.....i miss that cupcake, S P R I N G B R E A K <3, Sarcastically saying "good job" when someone drops something., "We should chill sometime" .. "Yeah we should" .... (no), how did they get that car in the mall.....??, I might sound like i'm kidding, but i really do hate you ., yes, let's blame me because it couldn't POSSIBLY be your fault., Mutual hatred of one person really brings people together :), GOOD friends Cock-Block for you in times of need., Getting caught in those "Its not what it looks like" moments., the second i see you, im happy. :), bare feet, tanning, windows down, bonfires, cold drinks..I <3 SUMMER!, Meeting someone in the wierdest way, then they are a huge part of your life, Did you touch my drumset? nope. Why are you so sweaty? I was watching cops., B.S'ing homework two minutes before class and getting full credit., Anyone who was born in the 1990's and doesnt have a kid and isnt pregnant ., Watching karma bite the person you hate right in the ass, The nervous feeling you get when you press the send button on a risky text., Elementary: "Hey wanna play outside?" Now: "Yo let's chill.", I hate it when I flex and my shirt rips, "You Would", I hate it when people try to tell ME what I said., Yeah, Mom, All of Our Visitors Are TOTALLY Gonna Check How Clean My Room Is, AWWW THEY ARE SUCH A CUTE COUPLE... SMFH HE'S PLAYIN THE SHYT OUTTA HER!, I'd Take A Bullet For My Mom, Talking to you is like talking to a brick wall., PMS allows a woman once a month to act like men do every day., Mocking someone in a voice that sounds nothing like them, Using your foot to flush the toilet in public bathrooms!, Treat your girl right, or another guy will..., Your attempts to make me jealous, are hilarious and unsuccessful., I HATE MISSING FIGHTS AT SCHOOL, i want a long lasting relationship , If I had a kid at 16 I'd get my ass whooped, not a TV show., Is it me or did 2009-2010 school year pass by fast ..., teenagers need nap time wayyyyy more that kindergartners do!!!!, I hate trying to explain really long things over text, And the worst part is, i knew that all of this was going to happen.., Wow, I cant believe you did that...I just lost all my respect for you, Guys who can actually stick to one girl., fffffffffuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkkkkk. that wasn't supposed to happen., it makes sense in my head, i just cant explain it, I randomly walk up to my fridge, open it, look, and walk away, no you dont "get mad bitches" yer a senior who gets with freshman, Relationships should be between two people, not the whole universe., i've thought about punching you in the face on multiple occasions., I shower naked. HOW NAUGHTY OF ME., I wanna know...But i don't wanna ask.., keep pissing me off, see what happens..., Not being ready when the person coming to get you texts: I'm outside, You. Me. Bed. Now., I liked you. I loved you. I hated you. But I never forgot you <3, I Hate When Z100 Changes The Lyrics To Songs, Thinking of someone so much you can't sleep., Taking a WHOLE different route to class just to see someone special :], I Hate Opening a Bag of Chips when it's Really Quiet, IF YOU KNOW A JOE :), I Delete the whole Password when i type a Single letter Wrong., I Missed Your Call By a Second, I Call You Right Back And You Don't Answer!, Counting with your fingers secretly in math, CAN YOU PLEASE STOP DOING THAT BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE?, I'm weird, and I'm proud, That WOULD happen to me.., I love you today, tomorrow, forever, ..., "mmhmm" is equal to "yea yea i still dnt believe ur ass" :/, Seeing a really ugly girl/boy, and sayin to your friend "theres your bf/gf", I Wish Some Of The Dreams I Have Were Real, You make me happy. Stay in my life. Simple as that., i hate when people assume things that aren't true., Ok, If we get caught here's the story..., (website hidden) + sparknotes = high school diploma, Im sorry hair; for cutting, drowning, burning + shouting at you :), theres a fine line between tan, and looking like you rolled in doritos, when "taking a walk" secretly meant let's go hook up., manhunt on late summer nights with all ur friends:], Yo, will you please shut the hell up already?!?!?!, *Checks phone* 4 Missed calls, Mom. CRAP IM IN TROUBLE!, "hey slut!" "sup hoe" true friends., In a real relationship your partner is also your best friend., Shouting someone's name in different octaves until they hear you, yo come with me to the store. NO! , ill buy you something., ok:), Giving dirty looks without knowing it., copy/pasting intense conversations to your bestfriend, Trying not to laugh when your teacher is getting physco at a student., Making Life Decisions in the Shower, Having a bestfriend with so many inside jokes, it could be a new language, I knew them before u. Stop acting like you know them better., "Wait...Is anyone Jewish here?", when your alone, you over-think.., Treat your girl right, or someone else will, Did u really just reply to my 3 page txt with "ok"?, "I'm tired." "Do you want me to let you go to bed?" "No:)", getting a text that says "I miss you.", I hate it when i walk in my closet and end up in Narniaa, i become a fan of everything wen am bored, I Ask a Question I Already Know, Just To See If They Lie., I love people who text back really fast :), I just want to be with you, only you , DO. NOT. TOUCH. ME., i love blasting music when im getting ready to go out :), Excuse me why are you calling her a slut when YOU CHEATED ON YOUR BF?!, I can insult my best friend, but if you do you're going down., I'd hit that .... with my car ..., When i was little i loved watching the lobsters in the grocery store, How Do You Go From Talking 24/7 To Acting Like We Don't Even Know Eachother, It's like my day feels incomplete if i dont talk to you, When you are single, all you see are happy couples., "Mommmmmmm, can i"....'NO!'...."Daddddddd, can i"...'yeah sure whatever', Everybody knows a compulsive liar., When someone plays with your hair and it makes you sleepy :), I was on Seaside's boardwalk before Jersey Shore's cast was!, If you don't make an effort, then why should I ?, I trusted you... You lied... I flipped... You wondered why? I flipped more., There Is Always The 1 Friend That Takes Forever To Get Ready :\, Get Over Yourself. He Likes Your B o o b s, Not You., Shut, sh shut your mouth, just shut your mouth. Stop talking., My Sleep Schedule Isn't Normal, Sitting out on the grass at night and just staring at the stars, Be Yourself, If She/He Doesn't Love You For It, Don't Change. Move On., if you love your bestfriend, join <3, Walking round in circles when on the phone :), Why is Mr. Krab's daughter a whale?, Drawing penises on other peoples stuff, Pulling out your phone when your alone in public to not look like a loner, "I'm not mean, I'm just real.", Laughing When You Shouldn't, WOW, you need to grow up., No way! You're going to bed? THEN SCHOOL? Glad you made it your status..., "hey." hey. "sup?" nmu? "same." alright good talk., Ur like 11,where the f**k are you going to go clubbing..? To chuckEcheese?, I turned out liking you, A lot more than I originally planned, I look at you and motherfuckingassholeihopeyoufuckingdie comes to my mind., The Last Song, I HATE that song....so why is it on my Ipod?, Wakin up on the 1st day of summer & thinking "i would be in 3rd period now", OKAY COOL .. HES YOUR MAN .. BUTTTTTTTT; ARE U SUREEEE UR HIS GiRL ?, I'm someone you will REGRET losing. I can PROMISE you that., Using your phone very strategically when it hits "Low Battery", Imagine how bad it would be if everyone could hear what you're thinking..., I dont care how old you are, if you dont respect me i'm not respecting you, I hate when you have to find out the truth thru (website hidden), I hate it when people replace a 'g' with a 'q', Water has a taste you can't explain, join if you remember drinking these bad boys, those family parties where you walk in and have to say hi to EVERYONE. -__-, I hate it when my turban spontaneously combusts, When you're a fast texter, two minutes is a long time to wait for a reply., I fear that one day the quiet kid is gonna go mad and kill us all :(, Sometimes when i push you away, its because i need you to pull me closer <3, The awkward things that teachers over hear us saying., You're 5 and you have a phone, who do you talk to elmo?, I want to trust you. But i dont. Because i know better., the feeling when your in the sun and you KNOW your getting tan <3, sayin "AYEEEEEEEEEEEE" when yo song come on, I'M NOT AN ALCOHOLIC! I JUST GO HARD...., My brother has the coolest sister EVER., Trying to get 1 million AGAINST the ban on pitbulls, "Oh cool its bendable!", *SNAP* "nevermind", I still remember the day when I first saw you :), Can you talk to me first sometimes? Otherwise I feel like I'm annoying you., Walking to the fridge after spending $100 at the store and theres no food, I wish I could make it through a full tube of Chapstick before I lose it, Feeling like your waiting for something that won't ever happen., Oh NOW you wanna talk to me!!!, twenty outfits later.....just wearinn a hoodie out the door., I hate it when Voldermort walks into the room, and my scar starts hurting., Beach all day, party all night, I love you has 8 letters but so does B U L L S H I T, I hate when im yelling at someone and i mess up what im saying, So ref... exactly how much is the other team paying you?, friends that you are clearly way too comfortable around, I'm always here for you, don't forget that <3, I ain't got time for bitches today., I'm a keeper. ;), i hate the empty feeling when you really miss someone. :/, I remember when "party" meant birthday party, not drunken whore-fest., damn, you look hott today, I open mail that says "To the parents of ____", "go away" "fine, bye" "no come back....", When I Turn Off The Lights Downstairs.......I run 4 my life, Having no friends., E y e - F u c k i n g, teasing the person you like :), DAMN IT I LIKED THAT DREAM....IM GOING BACK TO SLEEP!!!, you guys look alike "NO WE DONT" !!!!, I make myself laugh., "I love you" doesnt mean the same thing as "I'm in love with you", Mom Im Not Asking For Your Permission Im Just Letting You Know What Im Doin, Saying "IM NOT DRUUUUUUUUUUUNK" when you obviously are., Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me, Nice guys are ugly, hot guys are jerks, and hot nice guys are gay., Cracking Up Uncontrollably Over Something Stupid, Getting Paid, Are you seriously talking to me? Cause, I'm pretty sure I hate you., Rihanna wants a rude boy...Didnt she get her ass whooped by one already?, I'm not stupid, I know whats going on. You're stupid to think i dont notice, I like someone new, all of a sudden my ex "loves me again" oh thanks., rippin it and tearin it up, nights that end up becoming a crazy story to tell the next day, I'd hit that........................with a truck., If Only Phones Didnt Need to Charge, You're angry at me for that ? Thats cool, just let me know when you grow up, When i was little, if you ran UP the slide and made it, you were so cool., That friend you still have since elementary school :D, Oh... Those inappropriate coversations at lunch, actually, i CAN take a joke, ur just being a dick, i hate being second to those i put first, That little thinking session you have before you go to sleep at night, Reading someone's status and thinking 'oh shut the hell up', using "you only live once" to make your decision, i didnt awnser ur 1st 3 texts y would i awnser ur 4th, if a girl replys with one word texts and she uses periods, you screwed up., Okay I get it, I made a mistake. STOP REMINDING ME., " Nah Im Not Really Drinking Tonight" 2 Hours Later .. WOOOOOOOO!!! :], Join if you know someone who needs a kick in the face., she told you she was a virgin ?? LMFAOO !, I need summer 2010 NOW!, I'M FROM THE (973), The embarassing screen names we all used to have, "Damnit they're in a relationship"..clicks name.." with a ugly mutha...", If you like me, Tell Me, if you miss me, Show it, if you love me, Prove it, "What are you gonna do there?" "Smoke pot, get drunk, and kill people, Mom", ON TO THE NEXT ONE, "I won't forget, I won't forget.." "So did you bring it?" "Sh*t..", comparing arms to see who is more tanner., "they told me no to tell anyone, but your my best friend so you dont count", Just when everything's going right... something goes wrong., People Who Like Cats Better Than They Like People, Those couples that make you want to throw up, I'd swim the ocean for you... LOL jk, there are sharks in there., Oh, excuse me. Sorry for thinking I actually meant something to you., Your story doesn't line up. So feel free to stop lying anytime now., I wish math was as easy as your girlfriend., getting caught smiling like an idiot when you get a cute text.., the word "whatever" really means f u c k y o u, i hate when you call your parents but they dont answer. You can be dieing !, No honey, you don't have b o o b s. Now, please put away that push-up bra., You can never "just be friends" with someone you fall in love with., I'm sorry, but just your presence pisses me off., I hate when u wanna talk to someone but u feel like your annoying if u do., I hate going to bed mad or upset with someone I truly care about., "Wanna hang out?" "sure, what are we doing?" "I don't know", The slight heart attack when you think you've lost your phone, "Guys be quiet I'm calling my mom!" Person in background: "PASS THE WEED!", I HATE it when Im HONESTLY telling the truth, but NO ONE believes me.., i hate texting you first all the time because i feel like a stalker..., I love the people who keep a smile when they have every right to break down, i hate when my heads sore after gettin ma weave did, I say "haha" too much when i text and IM, I'm never wrong. One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken., wait, wait, wait.. say it again, i wasnt paying attention, CAN U JUST WORRY ABOUT YOURSELF AND GET OFF MY DICK, why do people care what i do, it's not effecting them, I take "K" as bye, Trying To Hint Something Out To Someone But The Idiot Doesn't Get It, Saying Things You Dont Mean When Your Mad, I laugh at my own jokes, because in my mind i am the funniest person alive., "don't have sex, or you will get pregnant, and die.", SPANISH PEOPLE ARE SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!, Please go away, you creep me out., Getting to that part of the song that you dont know and you mumble, I am a BITCH, Chewing Ice, Oh Mario..I spent uncountable days 2 save ur girlfriend when I was a child!, cats, "hey, can i copy?", "yeahh, but i guessed", "i don't care.", ".....or not.", Theres always one person in a friendship group that gets picked on the most, "I think my dick stopped breathing, do you know CPR?", No matter how mad I am at you.. I STILL wanna talk to you <3, There Are (phone number hidden) Lips In The World, But I Wanna Kiss Yours <3, I hate it when i'm taking a drink and all the ice attacks my face, that person that just PISSES YOU OFF with everything they do or say, Say "i 1 2 4 Q" out loud. Join if you get it ; ), "UGH, Im bout to HANG UP ON YOU!" .. ok bye.. "NOOOOO", I fell for your personality, your looks are just a bonus ;) <3, I feel bad when someone punches my abs and their knuckles break., Roses are red, violets are blue, if i had i brick, id throw it at you :), I dont wanna give up, but you keep giving me reasons to.., Talking in weird voices with your best friend for no real reason at all., See any cops? No? GO FOR IT!, Everything's just better in the summer., i am shorter than 5'9 :), Cheetos, Guidos, and Doritos, Funny how they're all the same color..., Thats grimy, "Hey, What are you doing after school?!" "taking a nap", When it gets akward at someones house...I pet their dog., no matter how far apart were seated in class, were still going to talk, Step on the back of my shoe one more time...i dare you., The feeling of success when you call "Shotgun" before anyone else., when a girl says i'm done, it really means fight for me, Having a gut feeling about something....and it turning out right in the end, Oh hey booobs, you look nice today!, Days when you straight up hate everyone, F*#K IT ....U ONLY LIVE ONCE...DO WHAT MAKES U HAPPY, its funny how your lying and i know the real story, ONLY REAL MEN TELL A GIRL HOW THEY FEEL, Why is it that winter goes by so slowly and summer goes by so fast?! </3, Mr. Crabs is obviously a jew., i want what i cant have, but when i get it i dont want it anymore., Screaming "how did he not die" while playing COD, i act like i dont care because i think you dont care :/, My pet is a part of the family, not just an animal, Having to rescue your friend from the "grinding guy" on the dancefloor, SHUT UP YOUR A WALKING S.T.D, Things you wish never happened., Guys who treat their girls like the most precious thing in their lives. :), the relief of taking off your bra, you're a joke :), Looking in your rear view mirror to make sure the cop doesn't make a U TURN, that one person you laugh uncontrollably with, Saying "ew" when you hear someone's name that you don't like., If it was summer, I wouldn't be home right now, Taking a shower after spending the whole day at the beach, then going out<3, "I'M SO DONE WITH YOU!"......nevermind :/, I Remember Our First Kiss ;), He broke her heart, so she broke his xbox. Who do you think cried harder?, I it when someone's laugh is funnier than the joke, Really because that never happened., That person you will always care for, no matter what, We all know that one skinny kid that eats more than a fat guy, Driving around with your best friend, venting and singing songs too loud., hates being teased... it makes me want it so much more., I learn my lessons the hard way., him:"why isn't she texting me?"...her:"when is he going to text me?", I forgot your name, so i'm waiting for somebody to say it., I hate when my parents rush me to get ready and then when I am, they're not, your a compulsive liar, shut up, so i hear u hate me? Thats weird I've never even talked to you., Boys who really care about you & who really try to make you happy., Next time you call yourself ugly or fat, im going to agree., Isn't it funny how one song can remind you of certain people & memories? <3, Inbox (1) makes me nervous., 60 THINGS A GUY WOULD WANT BUT WONT ASK FOR (this is so cute!), I save titles of songs as drafts in my phone so I can remember them later, I hate when I'm sharing a bed with someone and they steal all the covers., Uh, please stop staring at me.....creep, I don't want a job, I just want money., Baby Cats, Wearing your Boyfriends Clothes<3, Getting hugged from behind <3, Not Giving a Fuuck, i do brilliant stuff when im drunk, Napping, Saving a file as "dyjjyggffj'', because I'm too lazy to write a proper name, I didn't type that message to excercise my fingers, I want a reply., "That's what she said..," well whoever SHE is, she sounds like a whore.., Making a folder tower in 1st grade so no one else could see your paper., That one friend we all have who will get naked for no reason, The 'JAASONNN DERULOOO' at the start of Jason Derulo songs, Hitting every button to stop the last message on your phone from being sent, I want to meet the teenage versions of my parents, The feeling you get when you understand something in math class., I stay up late every night, and realize it's a bad idea every morning., if you can't even say `hi` when you see me in public, then DON'T TEXT ME., You knocked something over in a store and you just awkwardly walk away., Sitting in class wondering who's a virgin., Become a fan if you know a girl that acts like a MOM, I LOVE BEING TAN. (:, Every Girl Needs A Boy Best Friend <3, You can't be best friends without insulting each other constantly, You are aware that your girlfriend is ugly, right...? K, just checking., On relationship status they should have "is getting played by_____________", i know my family so well i can tell which of them is coming up the stairs, "What do you think I am, made of money?" "Isn't that what MOM stands for?", That Moment of joy when you see your food coming in a restaurant, Weenie Hut Jr's!, I wish I was snowed in with you. :/, Tye Dye is Amazing :), That awkward moment where you can't tell if someone is a boy or a girl, wants something sweet to happen on valentines day <3, im just gonna rest my eyes while they text back....*next morning* dammit!!, I don't even talk to half the contacts in my phone., I Was Going To, But Then You Demanded Me To, So Now I Don't Want To, If you remember the L'Orealkids FISH SHAPED SHAMPOO BOTTLE!, That wasn't funny, it actually REALLY PISSED ME OFF., Hearing a Song That Reminds You of Someone/Something, "Sorry." "STOP SAYING SORRY!" "....Sorry.", "IM UGLY AND IM PROUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", Sitting, thinking about the past.....getting pissed off all over again, Black stretchy pants, There's More To A Relationship Than Just Sex, I love it when someone you miss randomly texts you :), I love your accent, it's awesome! Say more words!!!, Direct eye contact can eather be really cute, akward, or creepy.., Tag You're It!, Yes, I do check my phone randomly, just in case I missed the vibrating., Calling When You Get To Someone's House Instead Of Ringing The Doorbell, missing someone and wondering if they miss you too, Join if you didn't know that Yoshi from Mario is a girl.., Open a pack of gum, and suddenly everyone is your bestfriend., 'Im Cold'... More Like 'I Want You To Hug Me', MISSING YOUR BEST FRIEND CAUSE THEY WENT TO A DIFFRENT SCHOOL, Don't text me while im texting you, now i have to change my text, Why should I have to make my bed if I'm getting back in it later?, Life is better with a tan, I'm NEVER drinking again.... Until Next weekend, Love waking up in the middle of the night and, realising u have hours left!, if i could delete you from my life, that would be amazing., My Mind Was Blown When I Realized the Word "bed" actually looks like a bed., I hate 'fake' notifications, Texts that make your day :), Walking around the house in underwear, We Need A Sarcasm Font, Good friends don´t let you do stupid things...alone :), Gettin' It In, I will always love you, Waffles, Dinosaur Chicken Nuggets, Fencing, Ohh thats a tan?.. I thought you got attacked by a mob of orange markers.., Growing up in Jersey, looking at a test and thinking, "when did we learn this?", if you eat any louder i am actually going to punch you in the face., texting with cold hands is like typing in slow motion, omg you're so ugly i just want to punch you in the face, Chill. I got this., =) i already knew that i just wanted to hear you say it . . . <3, The awkward moment, when your turban falls off during sex., "Stupid questions deserve sarcastic answers.", "My house is boring." "So is mine." "Yah but you have food.", reading a status and going 'HA, i know exactly who thats about', I can't keep a straight face to ask "Are you ok?" when someone falls., Shut upppppp your just jealous., its called the past .. seriously let it go, Awkward eye contact with people in cars next to you at red lights, Sneaking food into the movie theatre, $3 for a bag of skittles my ass., *gasp* he touched the butt.......that's a pretty big butt, Earth to Whore, He Has A Girlfriend, I hate it when you find out Darth Vader is your father, Thanks Wind, you have totally raped my hair., "JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA" "WTH?" "Dude im laughing in spanish.", "Is this the krusty crab?" "NO...THIS IS PATRICK!", There's plenty of fish in the sea, so can you not flirt with my fish?, one of those moods where you dont know whats wrong., I will stare into a fridge full of food and never find anything to eat, Saying "COOOL." when something that pisses you off happens, "What are you going to be doing there?" "Smoking crack mom", She's so fake. If you look behind her neck, I bet it says "Made In China", The little asian man inside your calculator, Saying "I'm almost there" when you actually haven't even left the House, No, No, I get it. You can ignore me, but if I ignore you, It's a big deal, That moment when you think to yourself, why did I just say that?, If you're going to act like the world's biggest dick, you better have it., "Text me"....."No you text me", What do COD and girls have in common? They both get played by immature boys, Being too nice...gets you nowhere, Im a good enough person to forgive you, but not stupid enough to trust you, whats up with bitches lately?, Don't EVER break a pinky promise. That stuff is LEGIT., I Bottle Everything Up Until I Finally Snap, to my best friend: thanks for being my unbiological sister <3, Hated by Many, Confronted by None, If you're not willing to risk it all, then you don't want it bad enough., If you don't want a sarcastic answer, then don't ask a stupid question, If you have ever felt personaly victimised by Regina George, Whenever I'm packing I always feel like I'm forgetting something..., Hi I'm a Boy, Your Not The Only Girl In My Life, I Have Ten :) <3, You're trying to make me jealous?... It's not working. Sorry.., I hate it when I'm having a bad day and I snap at innocent people., I've Wasted A Good Portion Of My Life Straightening My Hair, I wasn't mad. Then you asked me 7 times if I was mad. Now I'm mad., I Wish That All Of My Friends Lived On The Same Street As Me, I hate when you cant go to sleep cause you cant stop thinking about things, i hate when you pass your old bestfriends like your strangers :/, You go into a room , you stand there and totaly forget what you wanted., instant smile when the person you wanted to text you, texts you., Shes my best friend of course im going to tel