Knuck if you Buck makes you wanna shake dreads you don't even have !!!!!!!, no...your name does not include: minaj, lewinski, la flare, or flocka., Jill Scott , GINUWINE 2009, *Lauryn Hill*, Monica, Lil Droppa, Alicia Keys, So umm.. when do Phineas and Ferb go back to school?, I got a Pickle!, I got a Pickle!, I got a Pickle heyheyheyhey!!, RILY (THE BOONDOCKS), All those years i watched Arthur, I never knew what animal he was., When I was your age, we had AJ & Free for 106 & Park. Not Terrence & Rocsi., Join if you used to watch Catdog, Rugrats, Hey Arnold, Or Ahh Real Monsters, Shark. Bait. HOO HA HA., When I was your age, we had Kenan And Kel. Not Drake and Josh., Classic Cartoon Network (phone number hidden), Gullah Gullah Island, West Palm Beach, Florida, Being so tired , that you dont even know what your talking about., When someone says to you "We need to talk" you get that nervous feeling., They Say That Nothing Lasts For Ever... Will You Be My Nothing?? <3, LETS NOT TURN FACE BOOK INTO MY$PAC3 !!!!!!!!, I get a text, answer it in my head, then forget to reply., I <3 My Mom, When I First Spoke To You, I Didn't Think We Would Be What We Are Now <3, Whoa Whoa.... ARE YOU SNAPPING???, I grew up with happy meals that came in boxes., And He Was A Ra-Tard, That one person you cant "just be friends" with, its amazing what a girl will put up with for the boy she likes., Mom I love you... but u be trippin sometimes, DONT TEXT HIM, DONT TEXT HIM, DONT TEXT HIM........."Heyy I miss you" SEND., I wanna meet this bridge-jumping friend my parents complain about., That one black kid who tells the teacher: "Ima tell my mama ta cuss you out!!!", CLASS OF 09 WAS THE BEST CLASS IN HISTORY, When I Say I Listen To "Everything"....I Mean Everything GOOD , Yoo go holla.. "nahh im gud.." Yooo my friend wanna talk to you.. "CHill, STOP PLAYIN!!", Those moments when you're like "wow, it really is such a small world", I'm from Florida, No. Your Wrong. So just sit there in your wrongness and be wrong., I actually pay attention to the "L" and "R" on my headphones. Always., ALL I WANT IS TO KNOW THAT YOU CARE..., If you remember this you grew up in the 90's ..., Maya Angelou, Flo, the Progressive Girl, I pull my wedgie REEEAALLLY quickly and pray that no one sees -, *On The Phone* Yeah so yesterday when I was...Hello...Hello? -_-, become a fan if you remember drinking these bad boys, Only I can fight with my sibling, you lay a finger on him/her and you die!, Everyone has a 'Friend' they dont really like., Liking A Person You Never Thought You Would.., Why is it that when I try to cure my boredom, I end up more bored?, I'm allowed to bully my sibling, but if you do, i may have to kill you., Shouting out the wrong answer in class with confidence., *drop something* *pick it up* *drop it again* OH COME ON!!!, That fake laugh you do when an adult tries to be funny, Unlike you, I meant every single word that came out of my mouthh., ïF Y0U TyP3 lYk3 Di5... GO BACK TO (website hidden)!, If Almost The Entire Class Fails The Test, You Don't Know How To Teach, SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! EVERYBODY!!!, OK Mom ur right......................is she still talkn???????, Trying to sing the begining of The Lion King, I Knew Drake Back When He Was Wheelchair Jimmy, i dont miss you, i miss who you used to be . </3, "oh whats that you heard about me? hmm i didnt know i did that", Girls having more guy friends because they cause less drama, When I Miss you, I re-read our old conversations and smile. :'), "Dude was that a guy or girl?" "I have no idea.", I seem to always know what to do when i give advice.....Until its me, You call me, I ignore it. I get a "restricted"call, who u tryin to fool??, The Poor Asian Guy Who Never Gets Paid In Gum., "No, they can't come over, this house is a mess!" "Mom, They Dont Care...", Saying YOUR WELCOME really loudly when people dont thank you, silent treatment, not smiling, short answers = YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG, "Mom, mom, mommy, ma, mom, mom, ma, ma, mommy, mommy... WHAT!!... hi!, He/She May Be Ugly To You , But To Me They Cant Be Anymore Perfect , "I hate when you text me I text you back then you stop texting", Awww... Im Sorry. Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings? Get over it., I do things for you i wouldnt do for anyone else, and you dont even realize, I hate when I run out of things to say when im talking to the person I like, I love it when i know something i'm not supposed to know :), Do you ever sit and ask yourself 'Am i really here, is this all real?', I HATE HEARIN A GOOD SONG ON THE RADIO, BUT DIDNT CATCH THE NAME OF IT, Somethings are so awkward to say, But so easy to text., I Wish Morgan Freeman Narrated My Life., RAWR means i love you in dinosaur <3, "!f yUh t!yp3 Lyk3 Dihs", DON'T TALK TO ME, 63 Notifications Later and I regret Liking Your Status, All Cell Phones should be Waterproof!, being really, really, ridiculously good looking, Tyler Perry, Dancing Old Guy From The Six Flags Comercial, A. Pimp-Named Slickback, Get your test back.."Let me see what you got"....HELL NAW!!!!, Its Dangerous Being Blessed With "Good Genes"..I Can't Help I Look Good (:, S.C.H.O.O.L. = Seven. Crappy. Hours. Of. Our. Lives., I'd rather do nothing at your house than at mine, Good times; good times, "GROWL".. "Was that your stomach or mine?", When only 3 people pass your test, that says something about your teaching., "Mom, will you buy me that?" "Use your own money" "I don't want it anymore", Saying "what if?" then going into a huge scenario that will never happen, Remembering teachers have lives outside of school O_O, realizing someone wasn't as great as you thought they were, I Wish Music Played During Epic Moments of My Life and Not Just in Movies., I hate it when cops drive behind me!, Dear Math, I Don't Want To Solve Your Problems, I Have My Own To Solve, When i get home from school i either eat, sleep, or go on face book., And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it..., I want to be your favourite Hello and your hardest Goodbye (:, "Are you okay?" "Yeah, I'm just tired." The perfect excuse., Parents call it "Back Talk" we call it "explaining why their wrong"., "Bye," "Bye," "WAIT! WAIT!" -hangs up-, i hate acting like i dont care when it's actually tearing me up inside., 1 new message from _____ . makes me smile instantly (: <3, "Hey...oh wait, I don't know you. Sorry." *Walking away feeling so stupid*, When a Song Instantly Reminds You of A Person.. A place..A memory, "Sir I dont get it".. "Which part dont you get?".. "(long pause) all of it", My room is not messy; it is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit., If the Bell doesn't dismiss me then the Bell doesn't decide when I arrive., Dropping Something, Then Catching It In Mid-Air And Feeling Like A ninja!, You're weird. I like you., I love when ex's DOWNGRADE, The word "Alas!", I will re-read our conversation a million times because it made me smile :), Santaluces Community High School Alumni Association, Telling my parents everyone did worse then me to make my grade seem better, Being Born In The EARLY 90's (phone number hidden)), Close Friends → Crush → Relationship → True Love <3, Don't complain about grading 140 essays over the weekend, you assigned it., I hate when people add me & ask me who I am! U ADDED ME FOOL ! WHO ARE U ?!, I'm Not staring at you, I just zoned out, That Feeling You Get When You Go Down A Really Big Roller Coaster Drop, Getting Paranoid When I Notice Patterns On Multiple Choice Tests, Yelling at inanimate objects, Dipping your fingers in melted wax and then peeling it off when it dries up, I AM ALWAYS TIRED BECAUSE I BECOME A SUPERHERO AT NIGHT, THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL, STOP EXAMS = SAVE TREES, "The problem with COMMON SENSE...... Is that it's not that COMMON", "Can I have a piece of gum?", "Yeah, but don't say you got it from me", 'Your moms here! HIDE!' Such a great childhood memory :D, I don't care if it's 4AM, I don't consider it tomorrow until i wake up., "Why u not sayin nothin?" "IDK...You not sayin nothin Either", Only True Friends Go Straight 2 Your Refrigerator When They Go 2 Your House, TIRED OF THE COLD, SCHOOL, HW AND WAKING UP EARLY!!!!!!!, yo come with me to the store. NO! , ill buy you something., ok:), "Dang she pregnant too!!!!", Imma call you right back = I don't feel like talking, I'm not calling back, IT'S CRAZY WHEN A SONG RELATES TO YOU CURRENT STATE OF EMOTION <3, BACK UP! BACK UP!...just mind ya business, thats all, just mind ya business, That one person you see EVERYWHERE...but don't know their name, Stop complaining about our generation... Your generation raised us., If You Remember When Mcdonalds toys were in seperate Sex's, Your A 90's Kid, "Can I get a 5$ footlong?" "Yes that will be 7.50$" "what the hell?", A pretty face catches your eye but a pretty personality catches your heart, remember when you said you'd never do that to me... well you did it, we all have a friend with a retarded laugh =], Whoaa!... when did you become attractive?, Elementry: "Can I skip you", "No,but you can back skip me", "ok.", Is it Friday Yet???, I dont care what you heard, Im telling you what really happened. So shut up, Saying "Free My Ni**a," Won't Get Your Friend Out Of Jail., I hate when someone texts you first & puts no effort into the conversation., U can't hurt me by deleting me from ur friends list...lol, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!!...that was definitely not on the study guide you gave us, Open fridge, nothing. Freezer? nothing. Might as well try the fridge again., Just because im nice to you, doesn't mean i like you. It means im not rude., I was sleeping. No, I'm not mad at you, upset, dead, or ignoring you., "ill just sleep 5 more minutes....."30 minutes later "OH CRAP!", Texting someone while your half asleep, and it making no sense, Sometimes when I say "Im Okay" I want you look at me & say "Tell the truth", .......KISS.......ME........AND......SHUT.......UP..........., When I see a typo I look at the keyboard to see if the two keys were close, "ima call you right back, bye" ..yeahh i have NO intentions on calling back, Making Song Lyrics Your Status Update When You Don't Know What Else to Put, "MOM we dont have any food!" "yes we do!" "NOT ANY GOOD FOOD!", "I dont trust you because one time my ex..." REALLY?! CAUSE IM NOT YOUR EX!, People who do the 3 tap touch (wallet keys phone) before they walk out, I'm giving you a REALLY dirty look through the computer right now., My Phone Sleeps Next To Me, I Missed Your Call By a Second, I Call You Right Back And You Don't Answer!, I only stay up late to talk to you.., Keeping The Txts That Mean Something To You, I don't sleep enough because I stay up late for no reason, Nights Out With Friends, Planet Smoothie, Procrastinating, "hey." hey. "sup?" nmu? "same." alright good talk., "You have an attitude problem"... "No you just have a problem with my attitude", I have a nickname that's not even remotely similar to my real name., Using your phone very strategically when it hits "Low Battery", if you tickle my feet i am not responsible for what happens to your face., HAPPY BIRTHDAY! "aw you remembered", no face book told me., *sitting in class* 1:30 *seems like 20 minutes pass* 1:33. WHAT!?, Water has a taste you can't explain, **Falls Over** Hahahahahahaha!!!!! .. Oh Wait Your Crying .. Are You Okay?, ummm... how did you get my number?, those family parties where you walk in and have to say hi to EVERYONE. -__-, *Checks phone* 4 Missed calls, Mom. CRAP IM IN TROUBLE!, yes, let's blame me because it couldn't POSSIBLY be your fault., "U dont wanna know" "Actaully I do, thats kinda why I asked", You're 5 and you have a phone, who do you talk to elmo?, OMG(sigh).....Your bringing this up AGAIN??...GET OVER IT!!!!!!, Saying "Yall" instead of "You guys", I'd swim the ocean for you... LOL jk, there are sharks in there., Can you talk to me first sometimes? Otherwise I feel like I'm annoying you., "It's gonna be ok.".. "Yeah..because it's not happening to you..", "You need to discipline your kid before i punch them in the face", Stop giving me dirty looks, if you hate me so much DONT LOOK AT ME. ugly., if a guy wants to be with a girl, he will make it happen, no matter what <3, 6:00 A.M. "mom it's an LTM!" "oh, sorry.", aye can u sign my name on the role for me?, When I was a kid, I used to pour myself mini shots in my bottle cap, I Want To Be Your Favorite Hello And Hardest Goodbye. <3, friends that you are clearly way too comfortable around, If you love her, tell her, because she won't wait forever., THEY NEED 2 STOP HAVING KIDS! THEY ARE ON #19!! WHEA DEY DO DAT AT??, sorry, i'm not sure how to keep the conversation going after you say "k.", Wanting to go back in time to all the moments you miss the most, Thinking about random things as your parents are yelling at you., The strong urge to kill whoever likes the person you are in love with., Saying "No" to Dora when she asks for your help, Hey mom can i.... "no" but mom plea..."no" Hey daddy....., "Thou Shall Not Call Thyself "Barbie" When Thou Looketh Like Precious", That plan worked soooooo much better in my head., If a girl can look good without makeup and wear sweats, she is beautiful, 10 minutes no text back? Looks like Im going to sleep..OH NOW YOU ANSWER ME, PEOPLE WHO MAKE YOU SMILE THE SECOND YOU SEE THEM :), On 12-22-12 I will go outside and say "I'M ALIVE!", i hate it when im excited for something, then theres a change of plans ;(, I have no idea what you just said so i'm going to smile and say "yeah.", Having a crush on someone that you cant explain why:), I hate it when i'm taking a drink and all the ice attacks my face, "Oooo, that's my song!" ...Next song starts "Oooo, that's my song!", Guys who know how to hug. <3, Scuse me say what????, i meet you (: i liked u (:<3 i loved u <333 i hated u :@ now i miss u </3, You make me happy. Stay in my life. Simple as that., You cant keep apologizing if you're never gonna change!! =(, Saying "AHH! You could've made that!" When a person stops at a yellow light, Sleeping in late on Sundays =], You're Ugly. Just Stop., late night conversations w| your bf/gf/crush/ex <3, somebody slap her., Shooting yourself with your fingers when you get frustrated., I Hate When People Act Different Online And Are Nothing Like That In Person, "We Dont Even Date So Why Are You Mad That Im Talkin To Other People", Having a bestfriend with so many inside jokes, it could be a new language, "OMG Did Yu Fall.?""No The Ground Just Came UP And SMACKED Me in The Face!", the feeling that even though he/she isn't my bf/gf, they're still MINE <3, I FINALLY get over you.....and then...you text me, So ref... exactly how much is the other team paying you?, There is always a reason behind every "Just Wondering", Texting someone to say that you are outside their house instead of knocking, Whatz the point of weave if it looks worse than yo real hair???, Your 12. You smoke. Your not a virgin. Your bf is 17? Are you proud?, I txt u when Im bored & u dont reply. U txt me when Im busy & I cant reply!, "Is there gonna be food?" "Yeah" "Ok then i'm coming.", i HAVE to pick up my phone , but you dont? THANKS MOM WHAT IF IM DYING?!?!, I randomly walk up to my fridge, open it, look, and walk away, I TYPE "LOL" WIT A STR8 FACE ON, Saying "Love you too" when someone says "I hate you", Not being ready when the person coming to get you texts: I'm outside, if hes acting like he doesnt give a crap, he genuinely doesnt give a crap., I LOVE catching people in lies..and than listening to them continue to lie, if you love your bestfriend, join <3, Dont spend your life chasing people who dont appreciate you!, 1 friend request, 0 mutual friends, WTH?! how did you find me?!, Lyrics that explain exactly how you feel, Cookie dough tastes better than the actual cookie, If only you knew.. how much i truly want to be with you, If you (LIKE), (LOVE), or (MISS) SomeOne Right NOW <3, Today's dancing is like sex with clothes on, Teacher: "Don't pack up, It's rude." Students: *Pack up slowly & silently*, I hate it when my teachers touch me!, You have edges, why are you wearing a lace front?, Ok, If we get caught here's the story..., I don't like you and you know it. So why did you send me a friend request??, theres a fine line between tan, and looking like you rolled in doritos, So..... you flirt with me ALL the time, but yet you're taken ?, IM GONNA FINISH COLLEGE AND GET MY DEGREE NO MATTER WHAT!!!, Meeting someone in the wierdest way, then they are a huge part of your life, "Hey mom?" "WHAT!?" "Nevermind your not in a good mood..., sayin "AYEEEEEEEEEEEE" when yo song come on, "That is THE dumbest song I've ever heard!" *2 weeks later* "This my JAM!", Laughing so hard you feel a six pack coming on, I would take a bullet for u.. Not the head but like in the leg or something, IT WASN'T ME!!!!! Oh that........ yes that was me, copy/pasting intense conversations to your bestfriend, I Was Singing a Song... You joined in... I don't wanna sing it anymore., The nervous feeling you get when you press the send button on a risky text., I'm done trying. If you want me in your life, let me know. Bye., -"you coming to the thing tonight?" -"I wasn't invited." AAWWWWKWWWWAAARRDD, I knew them before u. Stop acting like you know them better., Txting that ONE person all day and all night and never getting tired of it, Laughing harder when you try to explain WHY you're laughing hard., we dont always have to do something exciting, i just like being with you :), If it was meant to be, it will happen., Fast asleep pick up the remote they wake up saying 'I was watching that', "I'm tired." "Do you want me to let you go to bed?" "No:)", Did you seriously just get mad at me... FOR THAT?, The mood where you're just done with everything & everyone., I Ask a Question I Already Know, Just To See If They Lie., I get slightly worried when people say "Can i ask you something?", "Did I assign homework?" Class: "No." Student: "Yes she did?" *Death Glare*, when i clear my calculator i click the button a good 14 times, I dont know you. Can you stop giving me dirty looks for no reason? Thanks., How Do You Go From Talking 24/7 To Acting Like We Don't Even Know Eachother, Don't EVER break a pinky promise. That stuff is LEGIT., we fight, we yell, we cry, we stop talking. but we still love each other., I'M BETTER THAN YOUR EX AND BETTER THAN YOUR NEXT! ;), Why Do You Have To Be So Cute? Its Impossible To Ignore You :) <3, I liked you. I loved you. I hated you. But I never forgot you <3, There is a difference between loving someone, and being in love., I laugh even if i dont understand what they're talking bout, I Delete the whole Password when i type a Single letter Wrong., I HATE WHEN THE CHAT BOX GOES BLANK AND IDK WHAT THE PERSON JUST SAID!, I thought it was just me, until I saw someone created a group for it., I <3 Unlimited Texting, Making unnessesary sounds when your bored., I HAVE to see my photo after it's taken, Love doesn't walk away, people do, that relationship where you can be your total self around that person <3, Saying Huh? Then answering the question before they repeat it., Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?!, I always wonder what I look like from someone elses eyes., Thinking, 'Oh, My, God' When A Slow Reader Is Reading In Class., 2009 Was Thee Year!!!, When I was your age, everyone wanted a Razr, not a iPhone., Ghetto People who clap their hands when they're arguing with someone, B.S'ing homework two minutes before class and getting full credit., Mon :[ Tues :/ Wed :| Thurs :] Friday :D Sat (^.^ )Sun(-__-), As we grow up we don’t lose friends. We just learn who our real ones are., That One Person You Will ALWAYS Have Feelings For <3, Talking to an old friend makes you realise how much your life has changed., "So, who do you like?" *YOU YOU YOU OBVIOUSLY YOU!!!!!* "No one.", Being so overtired, you have no idea what you're even saying anymore, I get a text, get distracted and forget to reply for hours...., "hey" "hi" "who was that?" " no idea", I have people's numbers in my phone who i never text/call., I love people who text back really fast :), "You Ask, My Parents Wont Say Yes To Me", Saying "okay" when you want to end an argument, And the worst part is, i knew that all of this was going to happen.., Thinking about someone, and at that exact moment, getting a text from them, hanging out with the same person everyday and NEVER getting bored of them., Hey Cupid can you shoot both of us next time? Thanks., you're reading, you start daydreaming, pages later, what did i just read?, dear bed, im sorry i left you this morning, take me back? ):, If you stop caring that fast, then you never cared at all., Throwing your phone away from you after sending a risky text, The sarcastic 'Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh', i see your name pop up on my phone and i smile :), I love reading someones status and knowing exactly who it's about., I hate when you accidentaly send a text to the wrong person..., I have texted lying down and dropped my phone on my face., Everytime I Tidy My Room, I Think This Time I'l Keep It Tidy. Never Happens, "WOW! havnt you grown? i remember when your were this big!"... WHO ARE YOU?, FCAT - Florida Children Are Tortured, i hate loud mouth girls & girls who get loud for attention, GET UP ... I AM UP ... * Goes Back To Sleep . *, Time is precious so be careful who you waste it with, i dont like you either, stop giving me dirty looks you cow., WHERE THE HELL IS MYYY.... Oh, there it is., OH NO TOMMOROW IS MONDAY :(, Awkwardly turning around realizing you went the wrong way in the hall way., I Hate When Teachers Call on u Just b/c They Know Your Not Paying Attention, Using "So..." as a way to break an awkward silence., I have dropped my phone on my face while laying down texting., Saying you got gum from another person so they will stop bothering you, Where did you lose it? Well if i knew that....., i love Summer, I HATE WALKING BEHIND PEOPLE WHO SMOKE, "you gotta bf/gf ?" "yeahh" ... [....convo ends.....], You think I'm mean? If only you heard what I say in my head., "I worked all day!" "yeah well guess what mom, i had school", Why am i arguing with you?, this has nothing to do with me!, "i don't get it""maybe you should pay attention more""maybe you cant teach", "PUT YOUR PHONE AWAY" ,Chill its not a gun, School for 12 years, College for 4 years, Work until you die...Great, I bet this guy will regret getting this tattoo once he's older!!, WHY'S HE/SHE COMING WITH US ????, Laughing at a mean joke and then saying"That's not funny!" afterwards, why are you late for class? because the kid in front of me had his swag on., "There's Plenty Of Fish In The Sea" "But I Want THAT Fish", English teachers put more thought into a novel than the actual author did.., Making fun of someone in a voice that sounds nothing like them, One day, someone is going to punch you in the face........ and i will LAUGH, Can you like, not bring that up. Thanks., Using rock, paper, scissors for serious decision making, "U WHIPPED!!"....." NO ITS CALLED BEIN FAITHFUL!!!", Remember me? I was your friend when you were single., Sub teacher: "Does your normal teacher let you do that?" Students: "Yes...", Thank You, Hand Sanitizer, For Telling Me I Have a Cut On My Hand, I like people who actually make an effort to keep a conversation alive., Every year, I realize how stupid I was the year before., I hate when im yelling at someone and i mess up what im saying, Wth?! How did you pass the test and i failed? I CHEATED OFF OF YOU!!!, reading texts half asleep.. and its like looking into the sun., Oh so u mad...... Oh u dont care.??? Yea.... So who's ur status about.???, "OMG i'm gonna kill you!" "No your not, you love me" "I know <3", it makes sense in my head, i just cant explain it, I WANNA PLAY A MASSIVE HIDE AND SEEK GAME IN MY SCHOOL AT MIDNIGHT, I hate when i get in TROUBLE and my parents tell the ENTIRE FAMILY!!!, When You Make No Sense At All , But Your Best Friend Completely Understands, Wow. i really dont like you. like at all, It be like that sometimes., ''fine bye'' ''bye'' ''wait i didn't really want to say bye im just mad'', I know your lying but im acting like i beleive you., Awkwardly standing there as your friend talks to someone you don't know, I'm not laughing because im lying, I'm laughing because you think i'm lying, Answering the phone when half asleep, and then forgetting what you said, Hanging with old friends and saying remember when......, If you really missed me, you would make an effort to hang out., "WAIT!, WAIT!, WAIT!" I Didn't Mean To Send That! "Message Sent."...Aw F@ck, i Hate when people bring up a mistake you made a long time ago, P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney, REAL Men RESPECT Women, I LoVe To Laugh, I THE WEEKEND, I MUSIC, I SUMMER & I SLEEP, I wish I could move on as easy as you, But unlike you my feelings were true, Re-discovering music you used to love, IF YOU NOT GNNA TELL ME, THEN DONT MENTION IT IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!, Yelling at the car in front of you, "stop textin in my ear!" "im not texting" "I can hear the buttons!", I over think things WAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY too much, Taking a test and thinking..."A, D, C, B, C, C, C, C.. That CAN'T be right", OH SHUT UP!!! I Didnt Hit You That Hard, Ooooooooh, That sounds a bit harsh, I better put "lol" on the end of it, People SWEAR they know me cause they know my name., Whenever i can't find something it just magically appears when my mom looks, Soooo..... a KILLER WHALE killed somebody.....how ironic, when a teacher calls on you thinking you weren't listening &you own them, they should make waterproof phones so you could text in the shower, Oh hi, I only exist when you need something., NO MOM I DIDNT FORGET....IMA DO IT LATER! jeeeez, Don't you hate it when you can't remeber a dream you had?, I use my phone as a flashlight, and hit random buttons to keep it lit, meeting new people who you instantly get along with :), Trying to figure out if it's a cop car, This is the 20th time I've had to pause my music. PLEASE stop talking., Have you ever just looked at someone, and automatically felt annoyed?, HURRY UP AND PASS OUT THE TEST BEFORE I FORGET EVERYTHING!, "we really need to hang out" . "yeah we really do" [never happens], DUDE! Youre in your 20's, STOP DATING HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS!!!!, DUDE! We almost died!!! Yea, but it was fun though!, Dear Homework, You're Not Attractive and I'm Not Doing You, I text you when I miss you, and if I don't, I'm waiting for you to miss me., The worst feeling ever is not knowing whether you should wait or give up.., I stare blankly into my locker trying to remember if I have homework., I LOVE Sleeping, BUT I never wanna go bed early., Telling inanimate objects to STAY when they look like they're going to fall, No microsoft word, i DIDNT spell my last name wrong., I always wondered who would cry if i died., I'm not mean, I just say what everybody else keeps in their head., Staying in a car to finish that song thats on...then get out., Cooties still exist they're just called STD's now, I change the date on my paper to make it seem like I did not procrastinate., you actually are pretty, but because i hate you, you're ugly., - Looking In The Mirror After School - OMG! Have I Looked Like Tat All Day?, i hate when ugly girls , swear they 'the baddest' !, i don't talk WHITE. you talk IGNORANT., i have someone like a brother/sister to me, who isnt even family <3, Yes, i'm over it but i'm NEVER going to forget it., Everything seems louder when you're trying not to wake your parents, Jus cuz Im BLACK Doesnt Mean I STEAL, So STOP Following me in ur DAMN STORE, Oh, look! A notification!.. wait.. no.. It's just spam =(, I Know I'm Weird, But Thats Why You Love Me, I hate waking up during a good dream and it won't come back!, I Hate When One Side of The Headphones Break, when you remember something really funny and laugh to yourself in public, When i read ur text messages I can hear exactly how you would say it, i wish boys and girl could have sleepovers without it being a big deal!, "Go 2 your room" "Oh the place with my iPod, Cell, Laptop, and Tv? Ok.", I hate it when your super exited for something and everything goes wrong., I can spend hours with you, and I still miss you as soon as i leave.., I Automatically Start Panicing When I Cant Feel My Phone In My Pocket, I don't like you, I just think your hot., Not knowing what to text back, but not wanting the conversation to end, When you're busy, everyone LOVES to text you. When you're bored... nothing., getting a message, and thinking "how do i reply to that ", i finally stop laughing... look back over at you and start all over again, i acted like it didnt bother me, but really, i think about it all the time., I <3 My Mom For Everything She has Done., That Parachute from Elementary School Gym Class, If I text a person in the same room as me, I stare at them till they get it, I Only Check My Voicemail To Get Rid Of The Little Icon On The Screen, Wanna NOT stop in the middle of the hallway, thanks, The ten seconds of confusion after a nap., I Was Going To, But Then You Demanded Me To, So Now I Don't Want To, I don't care if it's 5 minutes or a whole night, i just want to see you., paper beats rock? ok,i'll throw a rock at u & u defend urseself with paper, Why is Monday so far away from Friday, and Friday so bloody close to Monday, Teachers Who Let You: Text, Eat, Talk, and Listen To Music During Class, I only showed up because I wanted to see you, and you're not even here., Yes, I do check my phone randomly, just in case I missed the vibrating., & one day your name just didn't make me smile anymore., God still loves me, even if I don't forward those text messages, You give 1 person chewing gum & suddenly everyone within 10 miles wants one, i CANT stand writing on paper with pen if the paper is just on the desk., ''Your homework is to read these pages.'' YESSS! No homework!!!, i REALLY shouldnt have told you that, "Shh..Ok, don't say ANYTHING, I'm putting you on 3 way...", We talk to each other on the computer, but in public it's awkward, I hate it when i get a text, but its not from the person i wanted., I'm single, so I will talk to whoever I please. Thanks., Watching people's lives fall apart via status updates and news feeds., I hate saying hi to people and they don't see you and you feel retarded..., Im fully aware that I'm procrastinating, yet I continue to do it., Having a friend you can talk about anything with and it wont be awkward, Questions on a test that give away the answers to other questions, oh great now that song's stuck in my head all day and i only know 1 line., Anyone noticed that "studying" is like "student" and "dying" put together?, I hate trying to explain 'You had to be there' moments, My room was clean, but then i needed something...., I love sleep!, I HATE WAKING UP FOR SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Talking To Yourself, Rape is Never Justified, "Mom, can we go?" "Yeah, just a second" *10 minutes later* "MOM...", SAYIN "IM DONE WIT HER/HIM" A FEW HOURS LATER TALKIN TO HER/HIM, DO NOT CALL ME IF YOU GONNA TALK TO EVERYBODY ELSE IN YOUR BACKGROUND!!!!!!, When black people wanna fight they pull up their pants and say"Watsup Then', EVERY PHONE SHOULD HAVE THE SAME CHARGER!!, I wish my memories came with " Save", "ﾒ Delete" and " Play" buttons, "It's like I want you to know, but I don't want to tell you", car rides that are more fun than the actual destination, "Quick, pretend you're sleeping!" never gets old, "Yo it's due tomorrow! We're screwed!" "...Alright here's the plan...", Don't walk past me and say "you can't speak"., A girl kisses 2 guys - She's a SLUT; A boy bangs 5 girls - He's a LEGEND.., i ask my parents a simple "yes" or "no" question and i get a lecture..., No, No, I get it. You can ignore me, but if I ignore you, It's a big deal, That Awkward Moment When Someone Says You Guys Should Go Out, girls who are beautiful, WITHOUT make-up, doing your chores like a ninja while your parents pull up the driveway, when typing a text message, you say it in your head how you would in person, I don't even know how I feel. So how am I suppose to tell you?, College Should Be Free, Pretending to "never get the text" from someone who annoys you., i get really paranoid when people have my phone, I don't care what anyone else thinks. I think he/she is amazing :), My parents didn't put me in time-out, they whooped my ass!, I hate it when I'm having a bad day and I snap at innocent people., Calling someone (because you have to) and praying it goes to voicemail, I wasn't mad. Then you asked me 7 times if I was mad. Now I'm mad., I hate when my parents rush me to get ready and then when I am, they're not, MOM, U SAID I COULD GO!!! DON'T CHANGE UR EFFING MIND NOW!!!!!!!, Don't ask for my opinion and get mad when I tell you the truth, I hate when I warm food up, but there's still one little cold spot., Hearing a song that reminds you of an old memory, On the phone while lieing in bed, with the phone balanced on your ear, I can only handle so much stupid before i have to say something, I Hate It When I Can't Fall Asleep Because I'm Thinking, My phone is ALWAYS on vibrate, Texting the person next to you stuff you cant say out loud, I was calm, until you told me to calm down., i swear my best friend is NOT normal :), Social Interview, I don't get why people replace their "g"s with "q"s, I HATE CIGARETTES, i hate "lav yewww" or "ily" or "ILYSFM" i just like "i love you", (website hidden), Being Really, Really Good Looking, I Hate People That Dont Text Back, Listening to a certain song over and over and over again, reading a status and going 'HA, i know exactly who thats about', I Didn't Have an Attitude Until You Told Me to 'Lose the Attitude'., giving people nicknames, so nobody has a clue who you're on about., i used blow air back into my Capri-Sun to make it look like it was full =), Just because we're not close anymore doesn't mean I dont care about you., greatest game ever: DON'T LET THE BALLOON TOUCH THE FLOOR, I used to be soooo shy around you, now we're complete retards together :'), That Moment of joy when you see your food coming in a restaurant, googling 'Blue Waffle' then really wishing you didn't., saying "never mind" when you don't feel like repeating yourself, "It's Where You Last Put iT!"iF iKnew Where That Was, Why Would iBe Asking?, That awkward moment where you can't tell if someone is a boy or a girl, If you don't want a sarcastic answer, then don't ask a stupid question, That awkward distance when you dont kno if u should hold the door or not..., im just gonna rest my eyes while they text back....*next morning* dammit!!, I love it when someone you miss randomly texts you :), i wouldn't have gave you my number if i knew you were this annoying., I Remember When We First Met :) Now Your So Different, What Happened? :(, Calling When You Get To Someone's House Instead Of Ringing The Doorbell, NO, dont treat me like crap because you want to act cool in front him/her!, I Really Liked That Song Untill The Radio Overplayed It And KidzBop Sang It, Texting two conversations at the same time with the same person, i was just kidding & you actually got mad.. this situation just got awkward, As soon as the headphones are in, I'm in my own little world, I dont care about your farm, or your fish, or your park, or your mafia!!!, I hate walking into a room and forgetting what I was going to do., Finding someone that understands you, I hate it when people only talk to you when they need something., Stopping the microwave before it hits 0:00 to avoid hearing the "BEEP"s, Taking a nap when you get home from school, I HAVE YOUR NUMBER IN MY PHONE, BUT I NEVER CALL U, if i could delete you from my life, that would be amazing., Late night texting with the person you like, I close my eyes for a second and then wake up and i've slept for two hours, I Love Being Black, I Deserve to Be Happy, Curvy girls are better than skinny girls!, "Wanna go?" "Yeah" Nobody moves.., "STOP STOP STOP!" "What?" "I had a rock in my shoe.", its SOOO annoying when your telling the truth and noone believes you ! !, Dear sleep, I know we had problems when I was younger, but now I love you, "Guess what happened after you left!!" "Dang! I knew i shoulda stayed!", ARE YOU JUST ADDING ME JUST 2 BE NOSEY??????????????????, when i say i miss school, i mean my friends and the fun. not the school :P, Reptar, That "S" thing we all drew in elementary school, You deleted me as your friend....you sure showed me!, Comebacks that make the whole room go "OOOOOHHHHHH", Harry Potter Is Obviously Far Superior To Twilight, Trying To Fix Things By Hitting Them, My First Or Last Name Will Constantly Be Spelled Or Pronounced Wrong, I was waiting for a reply and then realized I never even sent the last text, If I could punch you without getting in trouble, beleive me, i would, That was NOT your last piece of gum stop lying, When I was younger I would record my favorite songs off the radio onto tape, "I'm not mean, I'm just real.", "Wanna go out?" "I have a bf" "I have a fish" "What?" "Oh I thought we were talkin bout things that didnt matter", Have you ever just looked at someone, and automatically felt annoyed?, Just Because We TEXT ; Does Not Mean We TALK. . . . . . WE ARE JUST FRIENDS!!, Why you trippin, I ain't even do nothin.