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Belfast Met, St Louise's Comprehensive College
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Photography Etc, Journilism, Camera Work, We gotta file, file, file, file, file for divorce., The Bangles, I Love It Alll, Love Itt, Oh God I Could Go on Forever, Led Zeppelin, Breaking Out Into Song From Words Someone Said In Normal Conversation, Olly Murs - Official X Factor, I love John and Edward!, Stacey Solomon - Official X Factor, Heart, JOURNEY ~ Don't Stop Believing, Boyzone, The Police, Shane Filan, Ben Adams, P!nk, Justin Timberlake, 'OMG dappy, your hats on fire!' 'CRAP,some one call na na niiiiiiine!', Katy Perry, That sinking feeling when you flip the card over, and it's the fourth King., New Moon, Breaking Dawn, PS, I Love You, Twilight, If You Could Se Me Now, Eclipse, Step Up, Saw 1, Love and basketball, P.S. I Love You, Thriller, Horror film, You Got Served, Honey, Notebook, Romance film, I HATE it when Megavideo tells me I have watched 72 minutes., P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney, The Breakup Dinner Scene, Mrs. Doubtfire, Buddy The Elf, Dirty Dancing, Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, I am one of the rare people who have not seen avatar, Drop Dead Fred, Friends, Gota Love the Hills, Desperate Housewives, The O.C., Laguna, If you remember the show ZZZap! if your not sure look, Shameless, When I was your age, we had Kenan And Kel. Not Drake and Josh., Scrubs, Clarissa Explains It All, Skins, Gimme Gimme Gimme, Smallville, One Tree Hill, Saved By The Bell, Mock The Week, Belfast, United Kingdom, It's a ninja thing. You wouldn't understand., Running around the desert in Las Vegas looking for strippers and cocaine, Have you ever just looked at someone, and automatically felt annoyed?, Are Ya Well? Cos Yer Lookin' Well!, Underage Drinking Was Definitely Better Than Being Allowed, Saying YYYEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOO, Every time I hear Matt Damon's name, I have to repeat it like a retard., I miss childhood, where the hardest decision was picking a crayon, because every tall person needs a short best friend :), I leave all my assignments until the last minute then I want to die., Saying "UPA RA" at inappropriate moments, for no political reason, Join if you think Cheryl Cole looks a bit like Micheal Jackson in this pic!, Joey Tribbiani's Dumbness, Waking up hungover & checking my sent messages to see what damage I did..., I pre-drink to try and save money...but I just end up more pissed, The transvestite that looks like John Terry, AWESOME OPTICAL ILLUSION!, I Dont Know What Id Do If I Didn't Have My Mum <3, The Bot Belfast, Boys could learn a lot from Noah Calhoun in "The Notebook", Puberty is going to hit Justin Bieber harder than Chris Brown hit Rhianna, "Are you okay?" "Yeah, I'm just tired." The perfect excuse., The small minority who DON'T own a Superdry coat!, That's How Sue C's It., IM GREAT IN BED........ I Can Sleep For Agess! ;), Excuse me, Excuse me please, EXCUSSE MEEE, ahh For Fuk Sake MOVE!, "Shitload" is a Standardized Unit of Measurement, Daddy would you like some sausage?, I am not a morning person. Do not pull the covers off me. I WILL KILL YOU., I've lived in 4 decades, 2 centuries and 2 milleniums... and I'm in my 20s!, I like to do a neat circle in my vaseline, ''DONT DIG UR FINGER IN IT!!'', Sending an important text, then being scared to open the reply you get back, " i've lost my phone, OMG I'VE LOST MY PHONE" oh no it's here :D, The "Oh Right" Response, Do you realise im copy & pasting this whole conversation to my best friend?, when im drunk, i tend to ruin my life, Saying YOUR WELCOME really loudly when people dont thank you, I'm from IRELAND and I'm PROUD to say **** I'M IRISH ****, The one person who can make everything better by just being there., "Mom, mom, mommy, ma, mom, mom, ma, ma, mommy, mommy... WHAT!!... hi!, Getting out of bed in the morning is 1 on of life's hardest challenges., Bring back the Accrington Arndale world clock!!! :D, i STILL didnt hear what you said, but im gonna smile, nod and laugh anyway, Ross Gellers PIVOT!!!, I CAN'T BELIEVE I USED TO FANCY U! - WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING?!, Do you ever sit and ask yourself 'Am i really here, is this all real?', When I was your age, everyone wanted a Nokia 3310. Not an i Phone, You know your a 90's kid when you used to watch Art Attack, ''No, i dont know why i hate you, theres just something about you..'', SQUIRREL!, Peter Kay, FishVille, I say "I'm on my way", whereas, I'm still at home, THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA - USA, Tracy Morgan, Slappin' Da Bass, Pretending to Text in Awkward Situations, Alan from "The Hangover", Google, Zach Braff, Will Schuester (Glee), Chandler Bing's Sarcasm, Castiel, Unknown Drunken Injuries, Drunk texting, GusGus, Jizzing in my pants, Edward Cullen, Peter Kay, Robert Pattinson, Adam Sandler, Russell Howard, You cant do that!!!... Fuckinn watch me, Kings - The Ultimate Drinking Game Before A Night Out =], Get the london look...na your alright sort your teeth out, Ok, If we get caught here's the story..., Truth hurts... but not as much as getting fingered by Edward Scissorhands., Im drunk.. there for its the perfect time for a serious conversation., "Did she get off the plane?!" ... "I got off the plane!", GET YOUR RAT OUT, Jeremy Kyle - Proof that being ugly & thick doesn't stop you gettin laid, your display picture is a car?? i didnt realise you're a transformer, "unexpected item in the bagging area" OH F*CK OFF YA SLAG!!!, Lick Me Balls!!, I would take a bullet for u.. Not the head but like in the leg or something, "Tell me, i promise i won't laugh"... HAHAHAHA, "Get off the internet so I can use the house phone" Those were the days..., I DIDN'T COUNT ALL THE 'F's IN THIS SENTENCE, Seeing someone your friend hates and saying, "There's your best friend", Become a Fan to see this picture...HOW ABOUT NO!, Being so overtired, you have no idea what you're even saying anymore, Mocking someone in a voice that sounds nothing like them, I die a little inside when I check my bank account, My potato brings all the Irish to the yard&theyre like that famine was hard, ST MORIZ FAKE TAN APPRECIATION !, Meeting someone who is also drunk and immediately becoming best friends, You can't be best friends without insulting each other constantly, The mood where you're just done with everything & everyone., Love, you've got more STD's than GCSE's., i finally stop laughing... look back over at you and start all over again, I have a friend who I love like a Brother/Sister., walking with your friend & randomly pushing them into someone/something ., "What do you wanna do?" "I dunno what do you wanna do?", Waking up after a night out with a mouth as dry as Ghandi's flip flop., can this sausage roll get more fans than cheryl cole?, Looking at someone you used to be close with & thinking what happened to us, Oh, good morning hangover. I've been expecting you., I feel a text is too serious without an "lol" or "haha" in there somewhere., "Maybe it's Maybelline" ... Maybe it's Photoshop., "Mum i cant find it," "If i go up there and find it your dead" "FOUND IT!", its ok, talk to me loads one day. blank me the next, its alright pal., me? Dirty minded?! Nahh. I like to call it imaginative (:, I'M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION, When i was your age, i was looking after a tamagotchi, not a baby., No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try it, i love hearing something when it starts with "dont tell anyone ok?", That One Person that gives you butterflies just by smiling at you (:, Alex Reid looks like the 'Art Attack' head statue :), 'No LIKEY no LIGHTY', Your my bestfriend because i wouldnt dare to be this weird with anyone else, When DRUNK, My phone should say, "Are you sure you want to send this text?", I love your accent, it's awesome! Say more words!!!, Going out for lunch with your friends and pretending your in the hills., My bed is so possessive. Every morning it does not want me to leave..., Dont you just love saying GEG!, Yes, I do check my phone randomly, just in case I missed the vibrating., After an arguement I think about clever things I should have said, I re-read the texts you sent when I miss you, Chillin In Ure PJ's All Day' Lookin A Mess :), there should be a relationship status for"i dont even know what's going on", heart-to-heart conversations with your bestfriend! : ), Sooo... how many other girls are u saying this to?, Its Better To Be Weird Then Boring :), When someone has a nickname, calling them by their real name sounds weird., "HAVE A HAPPY PERIOD" yeah my ass, That mood where everything seems hysterically funny, I love the deaf kid from Glee's song "Imagine"., Sorry, I've Just Realised I Didn't Listen to Anything You Have Just Said., That mood, where you are grumpy for no apparant reason., BARRY "THE BLENDER" HENDERSON OFFICIAL, YOU SHLAAAAGG, I go deaf when im texting, Realizing in the middle of telling your story that it isn't actually funny, I hate the awkward arm when you're spooning someone, RA RA RA AH AH AH, ROMA RO MA MA, GAGA OOH LA LA, I love the feeling of taking my bra off after a looong day., Texting the person next to you stuff you cant say out loud, You think no one knows. But, everyone knows., One time Regina George punched me in the face it was awesome., Having Inappropriate Conversations in Public, Messy Hair, When I wake up in the middle of a good dream, I try to finish it myself, "Become a fan", Shouting "yeeeoooo" when someone smashes a glass, The John Kearns Show, Bus Wankers, Ben and Jerrys ICE CREAM, SHOES!!!!, Spooning, The Twilight Saga, put a shirt on, it's not that hot and neither are you., Who is Billy and why does he have no mates?, The feeling of wanting to drop kick a customer in the face when working, The Grand National, googling 'Blue Waffle' then really wishing you didn't., When you and your bestfriends have sayings no one else get, Saying "Good times, good times.." after remembering something fun., oh the good old days when WheresWally was about as stressful as life got..., galaxy chocolate, OMFG the DFS sale ends this sunday! LOL jk, it'll start again monday, "that's gay" "you're gay", i like your leggins LOL jk You've Got A Camel Toe., im not trying to impress you but..............................i eat crayons, looking at your best friend & laughing because you know what there thinking, i love your foundation, LOL jk, you use nutella, i'm almost there LOL jk im still at my house, Don't text him back..Oh i'm not!...You texted him back didn't you? ..Yea, Pretending to think when the teacher is looking at you, I like your makeup...LOL JK, it looks like you got gangbanged by Crayola., I met someone this year, that made me smile :D, The awkward moment on the plane when you realise you've left Kevin at home, Taking the piss out of people!, Drinking until everybody in the room is hot, Theres no way im drinking that, LOL jk I'm Irish, give me two, Hey let's go to M Club... LOL jk we're going to Laverys, BOOBIES!!!!!!, Sshhh. They're Arguing. I Wanna Listen :), I would like David Attenborough to narrate my Hangovers, not gonna lie.. lifes been sooo much better since i stopped talking to you, Those Protestants... Up to no good as usual., toodle loo muthafucccckkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrr!, The Cleaners are not here to clean up after you! WTF are they here for then?, Look who google street maps found..., u know u go to a girls school when you publicly pull up ur tights, Northern Ireland Screen, I will name my child stacy, i will be stacy's mom and i will have it goin on, Join If You Used To Slide Back & Forth In The Bath To Make Giant Waves :], IM NOT DIRTY MINDED!!...i just have an active imagination!, I hate you because my best friend hates you., I laugh when I see a really tall girl holding hands with a short guy :), I like to sing... even if I'm rubbish :), I have to have the T.V volume on an even number or a multiple of five, Working in retail taught me to hate people, google street, this guy saw u coming! lol, Nandos, 5 Images you wont believe are NOT Photoshopped!!, I'm a girl. Sometimes I'm lovely, sometimes I'm a psycho. Get over it!, The "I LOVE YOU BABY" Belfast Guitar Man (Who doesn't know how to play guitar), I forgot your name, so i'm waiting for somebody to say it., no, youre not popular, youre just a slag., Oh My God you were in my dream last night!, Liking Someone, Even Though You Know It Won't Work Out You Still Like Them, ''I Dunno. Google it.'', I used to own a pair of jelly shoes when i was little., i do brilliant stuff when im drunk, A line has been crossed when a Freddo costs 17p!, Maybe she's Maybelline or MAYBE SHE'S WEARING FAKE EYELASHES!, Thanks Wind, you have totally raped my hair., When I was 5 "you're not coming to my party" was like a death threat, become a fan if you havee a beautiful bestfriend!, Did you know Dolphins are just gay sharks ?, I love listening to lies when i know the truth, your ma., OMG?! Where has the "Become a Fan" button gone?!, Being A Mad Wee Bastard, Saying:" Run forest Run!" when someone is in a hurry, Is it too early for Iceland jokes?? Ok.. better wait for the dust to settle!!, I Hate breaking a £20, Mc-Lovin? Sounds Like a sexy hamburger!, My Burqa brings all the arabs to the yard, and theyre like, mohammed jihad!, Pre-Drinking may save you money... but sadly costs you your dignity.