First off, Billy, let me thank you for staying with us.
Dishwasher: No were in the description of our house does it say that you will have access to a dishwasher. It is not listed as an amenity because it is broken. I'm sorry that you had a hard time washing your own dishes...
Temperature: I'm sorry that Virginia isn't Florida. 74 in any home is HOT. I'm sure that you don't leave your AC at 74 (or warmer) in the summer. I'm sure that it's set some where in the 60's. The house (downstairs) can be a bit drafty, however we do provide space heaters and blankets for you. We lived there through the winters (with a new born) with no problems.
Noise level: In the house description, it does state that we live on a busy road. I'm sorry that you didn't read the description.
Creaky-ness: We do state the age of them home. Creaking is typical with any old wood floor home. I'm sorry that you and your baby can't stand the creaky-ness.
Again, thank you for staying with us. If you'd like to upgrade our dishwasher and heating system, we'd be happy to take your money. I recommend next time staying at a hotel. We clearly stay (multiple times) that our home is not a hotel. Do not expect the convinces of a hotel.