Hello there. My name is Michael. I'm not very good at about me sections, but I can tell that I'm open-minded and curious and interested in a bunch of different things. I'm a comedian and national park ranger, among other things. I spent last summer working at a national park site in New York City where I got to shoot 19th century cannons and 18th century flintlock muskets for a living. I'm basically living your average 5-year-old's dream... minus the being rich part. My favorite TV show is Seinfeld because it's perfect... until season 8 when it becomes near perfect. But, we can have a debate about that if you want.
If I'm booking I'll probably be travelling with my girlfriend of 8 years. Her name is Sally. She's funny and charming and nice and probably way too good for me. If you could not tell her that, though, that would be great. She's a noble person, working in non-profit health care, so you know, she's got that going for her. We're a fun couple that enjoy travelling, learning, and being active.
Hope to see you soon!