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Gerry

Hey, I’m Gerry!

Marietta, Georgia, United States · Member since January 2014
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Hello all you hobos, hitchhikers, and vagabonds! Welcome to my lil space here in airbnb =3

First off you should know that im highly fluent in sarcasm and if took offense to my very friendly greeting then i dont want you staying at my house! Get it?! Got it?! Good =) hahaha just kidding!... Gimme your money!

Enough small talk and pleasantries, time to get a little personal.

I like to have a good time whether it's trough exercise, dancing to edm at house parties or clubs, karaoke, verbal sparring, philosophical dialogue, general debate, movies, some good ole fashioned video games (currently crushing it in splinter cell) and sex, i really like it, and im really good at it, or so im told ;)

Anywhore, moving on

Im a die hard indie music fanatic, if it wasn't for that music idk what kind of greedy, self centered, pseudo-christian, hippocrate monster id be.

Ive been to peru, Dominican Republic, mexico, traveled to some parts of the Us, but honestly i gotta say theres no place like Lima, that city is the shyt.

Hosting style? Im nice, flexible, straightforward and I'm not afraid to kill you! X0 (that was me being sarcastic again btw... Just in case you didn't catch that...)

Traveling style? Practical but sensible

Life motto you say air bnb? Hmm good question idk that I could really paraphrase and condense such an intricate grandiose magnificently complex stellar shining beacon of pure abstract metaphorical awesomeness into a trite platitude but lets give it a shot shall we?

As the ultra-wise tony horton would say, "do your best and forget the rest!" (cheeah!)