I never watch TV but compulsively listen to NPR. My greatest fear is zombies. I only sleep 6 hours a night because I have so many things to do, mostly fun. In spite of my chronic absentmindedness I have savant-like abilities to build or fix almost anything, seriously. I'm a morning person even on sundays. I own a refrigerator but there's nothing in it. I always mean to recycle but I often don't. I don't like beer and secretly love Pina Coladas. I really hate people who litter. I will dance alone if I have to.
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