Tiffany: We do not know if you are a liar or just you have turned a little mad.
We will explain some things in order to put everything in order. The first night we came, you receive us with kindness and you said "you can pick a fruit per day; I usually give an orange and an apple but you can turn if you want" (It seems you did not remind this) and actually, you gave us one orange and one apple, and not two apples, as you say in your critics. And as you have offered, we pick up an orange instead an apple, in front of your "Of course!". What a fake kindness: if it is too much effort for you, we have prefered you told us, instead of feeling bad for switching us an orange.
Second: How in the life can you say I wore SHOES INSIDE? Are you mad? I do not know why yo say that but this was not true. If you have cameras then check them. If not, well, check a doctor. You could see my slippers at the entrance; and if not, then it meant I was using socks. And we did read ALL your rules, I can support this since I remember in fact that you wrote "The stairs are usually slippery, then user slippers" or something like that- but I also read your "This is not a shoe-inside house" note, and I am not illiterate. So please do not act like a detective for nothing, because in fact I love being without shoes.
About the question of the salsa club, Tiffany wants to show the world like I am a lazy because I do not want to check my email (such a great effort it is). Well, the reason why I re-questioned you about the salsa club is because as you had not talked about it, and we have asked, I just thought you have forgotten - like a normal human being forget things. So when I requested again, you just answered really nicely: "DOUBLE CHECK YOUR (website hidden)!" as I was a stupid for questioning again! Sorry Tiffany, for making you to typing the salsa club name again. I think that complaining about this is more that is too work for YOU for typing it up. And I told you "Sorry, I did not see your answer" and not because "it is too work for me to check it",but because through my mobile phone it was harder too see airbnb page, so I did not read the answer on time, sorry for the bad time you had because you took the worst side of my answer.
About waking you up at 2 in the morning: we did not make any noise and we are completely sure about that. We were not drunk, no drugs, so I can affirm that. If the stairs make noise, well, they are an "renovated 100 year old house stairs, renovated on 2007" as you say in your rules, it is not my fault and completely normal if they sound. And I sent you an email; if you woke up, it does not mean that I WOKE YOU up. I did not came talking to you.
And about the last morning, we cant believe you tell that story. I could copy your emails but I wont do that. THe story is that you said cleaners were set at 9. I asked if we had to leave before that hour and you said NO, that if we had to use something, we will have to respect their job. Then you said our checkout time was 10.30 and when cleaners come upstairs it was 9.30. I remember clearly. So keeping your word in mind, we had an hour to get out. But we could hear you saying annoyed "They are supposed to be out."
You forget to mention something about you cancelled our breakfast that day (and we noticed that morning). The time we took more english muffins; I am sorry, but as you left notes and rules for everything - you are a very organized person- we thought that if you left the whole bag in hour site, it was a present for us. What a silly! OF course they were rationed. We're sorry. But it meant that the other days we did not have that muffins, so what are you complaining about?
Do not pretend to be kind when you are thinking just the opposite thing.