I'm a great roommate who rarely walks around the place naked or carries around over-ripened fruit in my t-shirt cannon, unless I've been drinking. Oh, and I'm Irish, so there's that. Also, I could be a body double for Conan and would gladly take an assassination attempt, plan and/or foil any bodily injury on Conan's person. I mean, my options are pretty open. I'm from Flagstaff, Arizona and work as a salesman at the place where everyone Stops for their Games. Unless you don't like games, then you don't stop, or if you like games too much... Cause those people never leave and always somehow get my cell phone number.