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San Dieguito High School Academy, Palomar College
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Hey, I’m Brett!

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Howdy again! OK, in a nutshell: 6'4" 250 pound Southern Baptist married to a NJ Jewish professor (3 rabbis and a Cantor in the immediate family). 3 great kids and 175 pound Neopolitan Mastiff residing in Lake Hiawatha, NJ.

I write for an online gag gift and practical joke company. The owner has one leg and calls himself the "Baron". I would love to be able to commiserate with Conan about being married with kids and what life is like now for us. That and I would love the chance to see some of the great musicians live that are always on the show, too. Amd, I would seriously get Conan's mug tattooed on myself there in the studio. I am that devoted a fan.

Not to mention, even after Hurricane Irene last week we have still been getting rain for the past 3 days. I would kill for the warm Calif9ornia sunshine. Thanks