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Hacienda Maison, A Hedonist Palace!

Entire home/apt

16 Guests

6 Bedrooms

8 Beds


Entire home/apt

16 Guests

6 Bedrooms

8 Beds


Entire home/apt

16 Guests

6 Bedrooms

8 Beds

1 adult
0 children
Ages 2 - 12
0 infants
Under 2
16 guests maximum. Infants don’t count toward the number of guests.
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About this listing

Book your stay at this decadent historic home offering bright, spacious rooms in a clothing optional environment. Catering to those living alternative lifestyles, we encourage guests to book with an open mind.


The space
Bathrooms: 4.5
Bedrooms: 6
Beds: 8
Check In: Anytime after 3PM
Check Out: 12PM (noon)
Room type: Entire home/apt

Amenities

Prices
Extra people: $25 / night after 10 guests
Cleaning Fee: $150
Security Deposit: $500
Cancellation: Strict
Weekend Price: $2500 / night

Description

Book your stay at this decadent historic home offering bright, spacious rooms in a clothing optional environment. Catering to those living alternative lifestyles, we encourage guests to book with an open mind.

Please note: During peak season and on holiday weekends, we have a 3 night minimum.

Come enjoy open minded living in a meticulously lavish restored 4500 square foot house. This place was designed for enjoying as group; boasting a large parlor with stage, large kitchen, back patio with pool, hot tub and outdoor bar area.

With six beautiful bedrooms with 8 queen and king size beds and 4.5 baths, we can host up to 16 people as two of the rooms have space for 4 guests. Front porch and second floor gallery over looking the street. Very high ceilings, ornate detailing, lavish decoration, and erotic art throughout the house. Back patio with a pool, hot tub, and outdoor bar area.

**Bedrooms**
Main floor:
-- The Vanity --
Decked out with erotic and fun shibari artwork, The Vanity is located on the first floor of the house granting guests easy access to all the amenities. If you like exciting views, the gilded mirror above the mantle is perfectly angled at the queen bed. Close the thick velvet drapes for sleeping in after a late night, or open them for a bright, cheery feel. Your beautiful, private bathroom has a jacuzzi tub for relaxing as well as a shower.


Second floor:
-- The Master Suite --
The Master Suite at Hacienda Maison is fit for a hedonist god/dess. It is where the Master and Lady of this house lay their sweet heads when they are in town, hence the beauty and comfort. Exquisite lighting throughout. Large bedroom with a plush king size bed and comfortable sitting area. Solo access to the long front balcony overlooking the street. Pocket doors (to remain open) separate the huge bathroom that has lots of natural light streaming through cheerful orange curtains. Double head standing shower, clawfoot tub, vanity, double sink, toilet closet.

-- The Golden Room --
One can't help but feel happy in this glowing gem of a room. Comfortable queen sized bed, small vanity, large armoire. Windows overlooking the pool and side yard. Shared 2nd floor bathroom.

-- The Menagerie --
With the sound of the waterfall out in the pool, this serene room is a fun place for friends who want to share a room or for two couples who want to share playtime or...wherever the imagination takes you! Two queen size beds, vanity, large armoire. Shared 2nd floor bathroom.

-- The Perch --
This cozy room perched on the side of the house delights us with it's private balcony and kooky style. View of the patio out the back window. Lovely balcony for sitting and contemplating the meaning of life. Queen size bed, desk. Shared 2nd floor bathroom down the hall.

Third floor:
-- The Playspace --
Two queen mega bed. On suite bathroom. The tub with handheld shower is in the room, by the window. Dresser. Kink things: Exposed beams. Swing. Cage built into the wall. Bring your travel toy bag and you'll be all set for a great time! Vanilla folks are welcome too!

Please note that only confirmed guests and approved entertainment are allowed in the house. If you are bringing in entertainment (live music, strippers, tarot readers, etc.) you MUST let us know beforehand.

Please discuss with us prior to or upon arrival if you are interested in hosting an event that involves more people than your confirmed guests (to include inviting people over to the pool) as additional rates may apply. We have a rental contract specifically for events.

Guests have access to a back patio featuring a pool, hot tub, outdoor bar area, and plenty of spaces to relax. The large kitchen is accessible to guests to enjoy and is stocked with pots, pans, cooking utensils etc. Featuring a stage and thrones the parlor is great for hanging out casually or for meetings, demonstrations, talks, and/or entertainment. Ask us about our catering, entertainment, and demo recommendations!

For an additional charge we are often able to provide house keeping services to include beds made, fresh towels, kitchen/living room/pool area tidied. Advance notice is preferred, but we can often offer this service last minute.

Someone from our great team is always available in person or by phone to answer any questions you may have during your stay. Our groundskeeper office is a separate unit with a private entrance in the building, you may run into us in the driveway at times.

We are happy to stay out of your way or to stick around to help cultivate your experience. It's all up to you!

If you're booking for a certain type of experience we also have partners who can help facilitate education and entertainment. Please let us know at least 2 weeks ahead of your reservation if you are interested in getting in touch with our recommended entertainers and educators.

Nestled in the heart of the 7th ward bordering Esplanade Ridge, we're about a mile from the French Quarter and a mile from City Park and the New Orleans Museum of Art. Only half a mile from the Fair Grounds which host Jazz Fest. Nearby you can find Pagoda Cafe, Li'l Dizzy's Cafe, Liuzza's, Buttermilk Drop Bakery and Cafe. Two locally owned groceries about a mile away Circle Foods and Cansecos, and a Whole Foods 1.5 miles away. The French Quarter, Downtown, Midcity, and Uptown are easily accessible by car, bus or cab. Walking to the French Quarter or to City Park is about 20 minutes.

Street parking is available and our driveway fits two vehicles. A straight shot drive downtown. Taxis and Ubers are a fast and reasonably priced way to get around. We're located only a few blocks from a bus line that reaches the French Quarter. There are several bike rental places in town, this city is super flat and easy to bike!

This is a sex positive and kink friendly space. We celebrate all genders and all sexual orientations.


House Rules
No smoking
Not suitable for pets
May not be safe or suitable for infants (Under 2 years)
Check-in is after 3PM

We typically enter through the door down the drive. We ask that guests do as well.

A refresher on the house rules, please share with your group:
-No persons in the house that are not confirmed guests.
-Lock all doors when you leave the house.
-Clothing must be worn on balconies and outside the fence at all times. Please respect our neighbors.
-Outside music off between 10pm and 10am. Inside music quiet enough to not be heard by neighbors from 10pm to 10 am.
-Please use city smarts and consider not walking the streets at night.
-No pets.
-No smoking in the house. Ashtrays are provided outside.
-No candles, incense, or open flames.
-No diving in the pool.
-No glass outside.
-No "decorating" -- taping things to the walls, hanging things.
-Don't lose your keys! $50 key replacement fee.
-Guests are responsible for cleaning grill after use to avoid $50 grill cleaning fee.
-Guests are responsible for the removal of kitchen and bar trash to be deposited in the bins in the driveway.
-Please do not move furniture. If you absolutely must, LIFT, DO NOT SLIDE OR DRAG. If you cause scratches/gouges to the floor, you may lose your entire deposit.

Upon your check in we encourage a thorough walk through of the house by you. We have done the same prior to your check in for ourselves in order to hand you a house in good condition. In keeping with our Super Host status, and to the best of our ability, we rent to you a fully functional, "un-broken" house. You are responsible for any damages to the house upon check-out. There have been occasions with larger parties, especially "bachelor parties," that there is a lot of "imbibing" and an inability by you (the guest responsible for the reservation) to observe the behavior of the entirety of your group. We encourage you to avoid any post check-out issues involving your security/damage deposit. We encourage you to enjoy yourselves, and expect you (and your group at large) to respect and care for the house. Thank you for your understanding around our specificity!

Please note that the pocket doors to the Master bedroom are to remain open. The water closet has a door for privacy.

Check in is 3pm or later and check out is 12 pm or earlier. Please let us know by email, text, or call what time you intend to arrive so we may greet you.
Check in 3 pm
Check out 12 pm noon

We are commonly asked about early check in and late check out. We can't address these things until week of your booking because these accommodations are based on other bookings that proceed or follow your booking.

The true cost of cleaning the entire house and outdoor area is $250. We charge guests a $150 cleaning fee to keep it affordable for them assuming that the guests follow the house rules including taking out their own trash and in general not leaving the house a mess. We want you to have a great time! And if you do not tidy after your great time you may be charged an additional cleaning fee up to $100 at our discretion. Additionally, we do offer house keeping at an additional charge if you would like someone else to do the tidying during your stay, ask about it!


Safety features
Carbon monoxide detector
First aid kit
Fire extinguisher
Smoke detector

Availability
2 nights minimum stay

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New Orleans, Louisiana, United States · Joined in August 2015
Greg & Eli User ProfileGreg & Eli is a superhost.

We're happily managing Hacienda Maison here in New Orleans...

We enjoy New Orleans for the live music, excellent dining options, numerous opportunities for costuming, slow pace, big hearts, and real real realness.

We are open minded and non-judgmental and strive to foster a welcoming, safe, open space where folks can be themselves. Sex positive, kink friendly, queer friendly, anti-racist, non-ableist, feminist, welcoming folks are we.

Our interests include:
traveling, spending time with friends, music, visual art, local theater, costuming, cigars, dinner parties, hiking, sunbathing, cooking fabulous meals, enjoying life and each other!

We love to network and travel! Hopefully we will come through your city in the future!

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