About this listing
BEFORE CONTACTING ME: you must Read the full ad for specific details & instructions. 9 out of 10 are instantly declined because they failed to follow these instructions. if you contact me without doing so you too will be declined. NO EXCEPTIONS .
please note price increase due to new taxes.
YOU MUST READ THE ENTIRE AD BELOW, THAT INCLUDES CLICKING ON THE BUTTON LABELED "MORE" AND FOLLOWING THE BOOKING INSTRUCTIONS THOUGHTFULLY HIDDEN WITHIN THE ADVERTISEMENT.
hello, COUCH ONLY available in the bushwick bedstuy area of Brooklyn NY. Located in an authentic NYC loft. friendly yet gritty 24/7 neighborhood.
Very comfortable leather couch must be cat friendly. (1 SNOWMONSTER). one min walk to train.
this is for the couch only, as a sleeping spot only, not for hanging out all day, or as a home base unless you are ok with only going to the base to sleep. No guests are (URL HIDDEN) pets. No Kitchen use. No large luggage and No Key will be given guests should have access to a telephone or email to contact me and make arrangements for arrival. Subject to approval. Is mainly for previous guests who need a spot. No wi-fi access included with this listing this is for sleeping only.
you are sleeping in my living room so if you are a light sleeper or are light sensitive you should bring a mask and ear plugs. do not expect anything but to be let into the flat, shown the toilet and be expected to go to sleep. it's nothing personal, but as you are being given a safe place to sleep in the most expensive city in America for just over $20 a night I expect you to be courteous, kind and respectful of these limitations. also please mention *BATMAN in your query or request for the couch so that I know you have read the entire ad, if no mention is made your stay will be declined. you can even simply send a 1 word message, that word being BATMAN. I am pretty sure BATMAN is BATMAN in all languages.
thanks. I look forward to meeting those of you who are able to take direction.
you may use the bathroom , one shower per day allowed either before sleep or when you wake up. and you may use 1 power outlet to charge your electronics. please do not ask me for keys, or to use the wifi or kitchen as that will reflect poorly on your ability to read, obey house rules and follow instructions.
Interaction with Guests
very little interaction as you are just here to sleep. I will let you into the flat, show you where the toilet is and expect you to be sleeping soon after you arrive. check in is very flexible anytime after 10pm, check out is when you wake up, which must be before noon.
jmz to myrtle ave
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Other Things to Note
my cat has free reign of the living room, you should not have any allergies to, animosity towards, or problems with cats or dogs. slightly allergic is unacceptable.
you are a guest in my home, this is not a hotel. please behave as a guest who would like to be invited back.
I am an Actor living and working in NYC. I am into Punk Rock and Skateboarding.
I like to utilize the city for it's free amenities and am willing to show guests how to do the same. For example: if you have ice skates, you can skate Byrant park for FREE!, most museums have free days, Central Park has trails to explore. Flushing meadows is an adventure. 8mile walk, or 20min bus ride. the city has tons of skate parks and spots. super cheap boat tours and $13 all you can drink brunch not too far away.
I also enjoy cooking and regularly invite guests to dinner. or if you would rather do your own thing, that's fine also. I don't enter your space unless there is an invitation or an emergency, like its raining and the window is open.