Huge 3 room private suite - bedroom (king bed), TV room (lots of DVDs), bathroom, with private balcony overlooking forest park - 20 minutes from downtown Portland.
Continental breakfast provided. Kitchenette - sink, mini frig, microwave (no stove). Hiking trails on the doorstep. Bar in walking distance. Private parking and own entrance, plus your own deck. And it's quiet!
Yes - we even have chickens, but no roosters!