Hi Tom, I was really surprised by your review even though I could tell you were disappointed about not being allowed to use the fireplace or bowl for free {clearly not part of the rental offer} and bring your own beer. You rented a duplex unit, a quite large one I might add, and I don't see anything disjointed about a space being two levels. Did you not use the internal staircase? Also, you had meal options right next door, no driving necessary at all and you were informed of this at check in. Finally, based on your request, I arranged for you to get a ride into town and the driver returned saying you changed your mind. I thought you enjoyed the weekend and am disappointed that gave a negative review primarily because I wasn't flexible with house rules.