Corey, I have spent much of the day plunging toilets at Sow's Ear because after your stay, they backed up. The poo left all over the toilet bowl, lid and more of the main bath was my first indication a lot of toilet paper most likely went down in one very large mass and that caused the back-up. This caused us to lose a booking. Regarding your complaints, all I can say is READ THE DESCRIPTION. I write our copy for listings and never claimed Sow's Ear was a log cabin, even though much of the interior has been paneled in cool, old barnwood. This is the first part of our listing, at the very top: "Sow's Ear is a friendly, comfortable home base across the river from Bucktail put-in. 1 minute walk to the Trinity River, end of the road serenity, FULL USE OF OUR RIVER FRONTAGE & HOT TUB." (in caps for emphasis; more detail farther down as well because guests do tend to read what they want to read.) We have no control over what guests report and if one has questions, it is pretty easy to ask. Regarding Wi-Fi, Sow's Ear is on an incredibly fast independent system and the owner lives here and is a friend. ONE EMAIL AND HE'D HAVE BEEN RIGHT ON IT.