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The Cottage at the Funny Farm

Entire cottage hosted by Kerry And John
6 guests2 bedrooms2 beds1.5 baths
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If you want to disconnect from the world and get reconnected with yourself with the help of nature to find calm and enjoy the peaceful quiet & simplicity of the country side, old school style - we have a pet friendly space to share with you!

The space
Imagine visiting grandmas house, the vintage feel of the space is welcoming and cozy with some modern twists. Newly remodeled 2 bedroom, 1 half bath and 1 shower room, fully authentic old school functional kitchen (no dishwasher, or microwave) and even vintage laundry machines. We even have a small reading room portion of the living space. There are warm afghans made my grandma Betty to curl up to the gas fireplace with. The living room has a handmade chessboard table with pieces to play, many traditional games and handmade toys throughout the cottage. We have a covered porch with a sitting area for the smokers in your party and a deck out front that overlooks the farm. The picnic area leads out to the camp fire pit and just beyond that is the trail that will take you around the property.
It is the perfect couples retreat with a large private bedroom with a full sized bed on opposite sides of the house with a cozy common area to share in the middle.

****We have remodeled and updated everything, and are still working on this and that. So bear with us during restoration! Thanks :)

Guest access
There is ample parking and easy access to the cottage from the road (important info up here in snowy, rural PA) Plowing will be provided.
Keys will be made available upon check in.
Please do NOT park in the driveway. There is ample parking in front of the garden planter at the front of the cottage. NOT the walk way to the porch.
The stoned area on the side where the porch is located, is NOT for parking please.

Other things to note
Remember that this is a rural area, and a working farm and woodworking shop business is `just next door. It is generally very quiet, however I can't guarantee that you won't hear saws, barking dogs and a rooster crowing from time to time, lol.
There is NO microwave, no ice maker, no TV/cable. This place is old school and basic by choice to create a space to truly enjoy the country vibe.
If you want to disconnect from the world and get reconnected with yourself with the help of nature to find calm and enjoy the peaceful quiet & simplicity of the country side, old school style - we have a pet friendly space to share with you!

The space
Imagine visiting grandmas house, the vintage feel of the space is welcoming and cozy with some modern twists. Newly remodeled 2 bedroom, 1 half b…
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Sleeping arrangements

Bedroom 1
1 double bed
Bedroom 2
1 double bed

Amenities

Wifi
Kitchen
Indoor fireplace
Free parking on premises
Iron
Hangers
Hair dryer
Dedicated workspace
Dryer
Heating

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Hop Bottom, Pennsylvania, United States

We are located on a dirt road up on a ridge of the Endlesss Mountains - spectacular views, including the famous Elk Mountain Ski resort (12 miles). While in town, be sure to visit our local parks, antique shops, museums and numerous mom and pop shops with good old home cookin.
Enjoy the maple grove out the back door(in season watch it turn into syrup), visit the farm animals just next door(spring lambing is a fun time), pick out a walking stick and go ramble through the old forest and even pick up some authentic blue stone from our quarry just up the hill.
We are always happy to give you a tour of our mountain.
We are located on a dirt road up on a ridge of the Endlesss Mountains - spectacular views, including the famous Elk Mountain Ski resort (12 miles). While in town, be sure to visit our local parks, antique shop…

Hosted by Kerry And John

Joined in October 2014
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We are simple people who enjoy the little things in life and never sweat the big stuff because life is just too short to fuss over such stuff! John and I are old school, tree hugging, peace lovin hippie types, lol. We believe in sustainable living and practice recycling, reusing, re-purposing, repairing and plain ole making do. Come visit the chickens, the crazy cat clan and of course Destiny our gorgeous Arabian horse plus our pack of prize winning Pembroke Welsh Corgis. Help us also welcome Tarah our rescued Sicilian donkey and the comical pygmy goat herd! Come visit us on our Funny Farm!
We are simple people who enjoy the little things in life and never sweat the big stuff because life is just too short to fuss over such stuff! John and I are old school, tree huggi…
During your stay
We always try to greet our guests personally upon check in.
Most of the time we are busy working the farm and the wood shop and we won't bother you, however we are always happy to make time to visit with our guests...or not. That is entirely up to you!
We are available on site or by phone if we step out. We will be happy to point you in the right direction for anything you are looking to do in our neck of the woods.
We always try to greet our guests personally upon check in.
Most of the time we are busy working the farm and the wood shop and we won't bother you, however we are always happ…
  • Language: English
  • Response rate: 100%
  • Response time: within a few hours
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House rules
Check-in: 2:00 PM - 9:00 PM
Checkout: 11:00 AM
Self check-in with building staff
No parties or events
Pets are allowed
Smoking is allowed
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Carbon monoxide alarm
Smoke alarm