TINY HOUSE is loaded with charm, rustic but refined urban oasis provides a fully equipped home base for PNW adventures. 1/2 block from Alberta Arts District, 15 minute drive to airport and downtown. Easy drive to Mt Hood, wineries and the Oregon coast. Managed by owners onsite, not a management company and EASY checkout, not a long list of things to do. Dedicated internet.
The space
YE OLDE TINY HOUSE was built in 2018 but still feels brand new, this 300 sq ft space lives large with soaring 10 ft tall cedar ceilings and shiplap walls. Features a menagerie of hand crafted touches - barn door, shelves and tables from reclaimed and salvaged wood. The tiny house features one bedroom, kitchen and bathroom all on the main level. It’s a permanent structure on a foundation and completely permitted, not on wheels.
Commended on being exceptionally clean, we have a 30 point cleaning check list. To maintain our high standards, NO EARLY CHECK-IN OR LATE CHECK-OUT. Easy check-out.
There are dozens of bars and restaurants within easy walking distance, but if you want to cook, the house features a full size kitchen with 4 burner gas stove, standard refrigerator/freezer, microwave, granite counters. Locally made tea and coffee is provided. If you feel like cooking, help yourself to herbs on the passageway to the tiny house. We also have a picnic basket packed with plates, napkins, cups and utensils if you want to pack a picnic.
The full size bathroom features a petrified wood sink, walk-in shower with a rainfall LED temperature control shower head, standard fully plumbed in toilet and soft fluffy towels. No cramped quarters here, the shower height area is over 7 ft tall.
At the end of the day, a queen size Casper mattress awaits, oufitted with organic cotton sheets and topped with an allergy friendly Buffy comforter, made from natural eucalyptus for temperature moderation. Hypo-allergenic pillows and mattress all completely encased. A Roku TV enables you to log in to your entertainment provider of choice, netflix is provided.
Full size ironing board and iron are available in the tiny house
We have beach towels if you want to do a day trip to the beach. And just added Yoga mats if the chilled out vibe in there inspires you to find your Zen.
There is a fire table in the front courtyard, blankets and cushions are in storage box outside the tiny house.
We welcome seasoned guests over the age of 25, and non smokers. PLEASE READ THE RULES AND REGULATIONS AT THE END OF THIS DESCRIPTION BEFORE BOOKING and confirm to us you have read them, thanks :)
Thinking of Eloping in Portland? A few spots available this summer for complimentary elopements, vow-renewals and Big Foot Blessings! Contact us if interested.
Guest access
As well as having the tiny house completely to themselves, guests also have access to courtyard in front of tiny house, which has seating and a fire table.
Smoking is prohibited on the property.
Other things to note
HOUSE RULES - MUST READ BEFORE BOOKING
We welcome seasoned guests over the age of 25
1. No Pets and not suitable for children (not child proofed and only room for 2), and we do not accept bookings if you live in the Portland area.
2. No smoking or vaping of ANY kind anywhere inside or on the property/premises. $200 penalty for smoking. Any essence of smoke will result in a second cleaning fee. Your comfort is important, and you should find a place where smoking is permitted.
3. No parties, or outside guests without previous approval from your host
4. Do not engage in any illegal activities anywhere on the property
a. This applies to drugs
b. internet activity – no downloading of anything illegal using the Wifi access provided
5. Do not have any packages delivered before/during/ after your stay to this address. Food delivery is fine, specify delivery to the tiny house.
6. If you break or damage anything , please let us know and we can arrange for its repair and replacement.
7. Do not leave any food out that attract uninvited pests
8. The courtyard area at the front of the tiny house for you to enjoy the yard to the left of the tiny house is our private area
9. The driveway is not available for parking, if you have a vehicle please park on the street (unmetered free parking).
10. Quiet times between 10 p.m. and 9 a.m.
11. No burning of incense or candles on the property
12. No firearms or weapons of any kind
13 Any stains from beverages, food or lubricants that cant be removed, you will be charged for replacement.
14. If traveling with a Service Animal, we appreciate transparent communication regarding bringing a service animal to Ye Old Tiny House as there are additional rules that then apply.
15 The property is only suitable for 2 people, under no circumstances can a third person stay overnight.
16. No early check in or late check out.
17. Do not bring or use instapots, or any other additional cooking machines with you as it will overpower the kitchen circuits.
18. As this is a relatively small space, as a courtesy to future quests we ask that you refrain from the preparation or cooking of strong aromatic foods and spices.
19. We are not able to accommodate charging of electric vehicles.
20. Please do not plug anything into the back of the tv as it’s hard to access and it loosens the wall bracket.
21. The use of hair dye or self tanning products is not allowed and will stain the shower and sink.
Congrats, bet you thought it would never end but you made it to the end, thank you. Please put the word "TINYPDX" in your message to us, so we know you have read and agree to these rules, thanks :)
Registration Details
18-191834-000-00-HO
