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Elegant Victorian Flat in Haight

Entire home/apt

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1 bedroom

1 bed
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This is an elegant victorian home WITH A LOT OF TAXIDERMY, beautiful antiques and art. A classic bit of Americana...

The space

Visit San Francisco and live like a King in my home in hip Haight Ashbury. One block from Golden Gate Park and Haight Street. 12 minutes by car to Moscone Convention Center.

Luxurious Haight Ashbury Victorian flat. Relax in jacuzzi, hot tub, deck or living room. Enjoy Direct TV, audiophile stereo, thousands of DVDs and CDs and many art books. Fast Wifi and complete kitchen and laundry.

This is a large, cheery, beautiful flat with a lot of character which will make your stay more interesting than any hotel.

Bedroom can comfortably acommodate two people with a very comfortable King size Dux bed.

One block to Haight Street, half a block to Golden Gate Park, six blocks to UCSF Parnassus, ten minute walk to de Young Museum and USF campus. I

There are many good restaurants and bars in Haight Ashbury and adjacent Ashbury Heights for food, drink and live music,. Haight Street is great for shopping and people watching. There is Whole Foods and Amoeba Music just one block away. Haight Street Market is on Haight at Ashbury and is the best market about five blocks away.

Street parking in front of house and public parking lot two blocks away.Easy public transport. Because my home is not child safe I will not rent to people with children.

This unit has a Registered Short Term Residential Rental Certificate Number STR-(PHONE NUMBER HIDDEN) with San Francisco Planning.
(a stalinesque city government agency)

Guest access

Complete gourmet kitchen, Direct TV, stereo, jacuzzi and hot tub.

Interaction with guests

Never never never never never . . .

The flat is only rented when i travel.

Other things to note

There is a lot of taxidermy in the living room of this home. Really.

Here's a copy of the house guide;

Please make yourself at home while staying at my house.
If you have any questions please text my neighbor/manager Becca at (PHONE NUMBER HIDDEN) or email (EMAIL HIDDEN) Texting is best.
The flat will be cleaned before you arrive with fresh towels and linens. However the entire flat will be cleaned every Monday morning at 11.00 AM until 2:00 by Vetinha no matter what. She does not speak English but understands a little English.
Please feed my fish 7 algae wafers every other day and a 4 tablespoons of dried shrimp every day. The food is beneath the tank or on the dining room table.
The network is TP-Link 1743 and the password is (PHONE NUMBER HIDDEN).
First, power on at lower left of TV. Then use Direct TV remote to select a channel. The DVD player is the Toshiba on the top of the stack with a black remote control.
Power on the pre-amp by pushing the top/ power button on the black Monster Power unit below the CD player. Then power on the two amplifiers next to each speaker. It will take a minute for the amps to warm up. Volume control is on the pre-amp in the rack below the Monster Power unit. The CD player should remain powered on.
Nearby Restaurants and Bars
The Alembic is the best restaurant and is located right around the corner at 1735 Haight Street. There is a good prix fix menu.
Zazie is the best place for breakfast and lunch is on Cole Street between Carl and Parnassus. It also has an excellent weekend brunch.
A convenient choice for groceries is Whole Foods one block away. A much better choice is Ashbury Market on Haight Street at Ashbury. Both have soups and sandwiches. Whole Foods has a very good salad bar.
The most fun bar is Club DeLuxe on Haight Street at Ashbury. There is good live music almost every night. There is good shopping on Haight Street for cool, funky vintage clothing as well as new clothing and shoes. STR-0000224

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The space
Accommodates: 2
Bathrooms: 1
Bed type: Real Bed
Bedrooms: 1
Beds: 1
Check In: 3PM - 2AM (next day)
Check Out: 11AM
Pet Owner: Other pet(s)
Room type: Entire home/apt
Self check-in: Lockbox

Smoking allowed
Hot tub
Wireless Internet

Cleaning Fee $50
Security Deposit $5000
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House Rules
Not suitable for pets
No parties or events
Not safe or suitable for children (0-12 years)
Check in time is 3PM - 2AM (next day)

Smoking permitted.

Drinking encouraged.

No children.

No pets (There is an aquarium with tropical fish.)

No parties. (There are residential units, both apartments and private homes, adjoining the building. The upstairs flat belongs to the other owner.)

No children. (It is not childproof at all.)

Check-ins are at 3 PM. Checkouts are at 11 AM.

Once your reservation has been confirmed, please refer to the House Manual for detailed information regarding your stay.


Safety features
Smoke detector

2 nights minimum stay

91 Reviews

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Timothy User Profile
September 2017
Quite the place. Note what everyone, including Lawrence, warns about taxidermy, but I found it charming. (Loved the wolf!) Some are taken aback, but I was more intimidated by his nuclear-powered sound system. I declined to turn it on, despite the instructions he left. Terrific collection of CDs and books. (Proust!). Becca, his second-in-command, was very responsive. Not for everyone, perhaps, but I had a great time. Recommended.

Martin User Profile
May 2017
Great location and interesting flat as you might see already in the pictures. Very quiet. Also being able to watch your pictures on a 4k TV when you get back from sight seeing is fun. The bed is very comfortable. The patio and garden make your stay even more enjoyable.

Jasper User Profile
May 2017
Amazing location. Would not recommend for animal lovers or vegetarians, but if you're looking for a unique experience in a spacious flat - this is it!

Rok User Profile
March 2017
Great location, everything as per description and photos. Check in was effortless, no issues. Would stay again and recommend.

Liza User Profile
February 2017
Cons: The space: the photos of the listing are not representative of the very-unusual character of this listing--which is (to put it lightly) esoteric and (to be direct) creepy. A few examples: the focal point of the living room is a giant tank with 2 large and very-active Asian carp, whom you will be asked to feed. Also: the listing is filled with a wide array of taxidermied animals, and the walls are covered in portraits of those animals when they were hunted and killed. There is also a painting of Satan. So, basically: be aware of what this space is, and do not book this place if you are looking for a restful oasis. -Check in: Check in was botched. The host forgot to leave me keys, so I was locked out of the house when I arrived, and had to beg a neighbor to let me in. Pros: -Location: is very great, near GG Park. -Amenities: The house has a very nice kitchen and bathtub.
Lawrence User Profile
Response from Lawrence:
I apologize for the botched check in but I was in Brazil and the last guest forgot to place the key in the lock box. So I am leaving an extra key in the lock box. I am very pleased that you found my place creepy because I felt the same way when I met you when I returned after your check out time.
February 2017

Jessie User Profile
February 2017
The place is as advertised - as stated, there is lots of taxidermy, including several bear skin rugs, so it's important that you know that going in. Lawrence was very easy to deal with - he communicated quickly with me and was very thorough. The location was amazing - a block away from the Golden Gate Park, a Whole Foods and even a cool pinball arcade.

Jess User Profile
February 2017
The apartment is spacious and beautiful. As the post states there's a lot of taxidermy so if that sort of thing bothers you, this may not be the place for you. That said, it is a great location and I really enjoyed staying there.

San Francisco, California, United StatesJoined in October 2011
Lawrence User Profile

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