Schmuck’s Trailside Retreat

Entire cabin in Birchwood, Wisconsin

  1. 10 guests
  2. 4 bedrooms
  3. 8 beds
  4. 2 baths
Hosted by Ronald
  1. 8 years hosting

Listing highlights

Self check-in

Check yourself in with the keypad.

Unbeatable location

100% of guests in the past year gave this location a 5-star rating.

At-home coffee

Start your morning right with the drip coffee maker.
This property is just a few steps from the Tuscobia Trail. A remote parking area is available for your trailers, unload your machines once and ride all week! The northwest Wisconsin region is an incredibly beautiful recreational area that is loaded with unique and fun activities and adventures. Join the festivities in nearby towns; swim, fish, bike, canoe, boat, eat in or out, golf, mini-golf, shop, hunt, ride snowmobiles and/or ATVs. Endless opportunties to see wildlife or scenic drives.

The space
The main floor consists of a huge living room, an eat-in kitchen, 3 of the 4 bedrooms and 1 of the 2 full bathrooms. There are televisions located in the living room and each of the bedrooms and the house is wired with cable TV and Wi-Fi. The living room has 3 sofas, 2 of which are full size hide-a-beds, 2 very comfortable vintage chairs, new carpeting and plenty of space to spread out and relax!

The updated kitchen was completely remodeled with all new wood cabinets, new countertop , a stainless steel sink and durable but attractive laminate flooring. Included are a refrigerator, stove, microwave, Keurig, 12 cup drip coffee maker, toaster, slow cookers, pizza spinner, blender, Instant Pot, electric frying pan, dishware, cookware, utensils, towels, and more! Just bring your groceries and save money by cooking your own meals! In the back closet you will find the extension leaf for the kitchen table which increases seating to at least eight! We also provide hand soap, dish soap, trash bags, paper towels, and trash bags.

The 3 main floor bedrooms are nice-sized and comfortable with new carpeting and all linens and comforters included. Bedroom #1 offers a queen-size bed, an armoire and nightstand and TV/cable. Bedroom #2 offers a twin-sized bed, 2 dressers, a closet and TV/DVD (no cable connection). Bedroom #3 offers 2 twin beds, massive dresser, closet, night stand and TV/cable.

In the basement you will find a full sized washer and dryer, the newly completed 2nd full bathroom with an extra large beautifully tiled shower, and the newly completed 4th bedroom. This bedroom has 1 dresser and a small night stand and can be configured as a king bed or 2 twin beds.

Guest access
Schmuck's Trailside Retreat is under continuous upgrade. We are currently replacing the siding and installing new windows throughout (between customers and other projects so progress has been limited).

The fourth bedroom and second bathroom, both located in the basement, are fully functional now but haven’t received their final coat of paint yet. We are also adding central air which will be up and running shortly but the window units are still keeping the place comfy for now. When using the laundry facilities in the basement you can peek behind the wicker panels to monitor the progress of the rec-room that will all be available for your enjoyment in the coming months!

Other things to note
Housekeeping:
Cleaning is included with your stay. We simply ask you remove used sheets and pillowcases (please leave blankets and pillows on the bed) and place them downstairs in the laundry area along with used towels, washcloths and dishcloths. Please tie up your garbage and place in the can outside behind the front porch.

Where you’ll sleep

Bedroom 1
1 single bed
Bedroom 2
1 queen bed
Bedroom 3
2 single beds

What this place offers

Beach access
Kitchen
Wifi
Free driveway parking on premises
HDTV with Roku

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Rated 4.92 out of 5 from 38 reviews.

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Rated 4.9 out of 5 stars for cleanliness

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Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars for location

Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars for value

Where you’ll be

Birchwood, Wisconsin, United States
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Neighborhood highlights

We Are Located Near the Best Fishing, Swimming, and Boating Lakes in the Area. The nearest lakes are Birch Lake (364-acres with Panfish, Bass, Northern Pike and Walleye) and Lake Chetac (1,920 Acres with Northern Pike, Walleye, Bass, and Panfish).

Lake Chetac is big Enough to Water Ski, Tube, Jet-ski, Boat, Etc. but is also Uncrowded Quiet, Clean, Sandy and Loaded With Fish! It Offers Beaches and Public Boat Landings.

Our Year-round Vacation Rental House Sits On a Quiet, Country Road Only 5.3 Miles from Birchwood, Wisconsin and a Short Distance from the Tuscobia State Trail! It is Located On a Low-traffic Road.

Meet your host

Host
38 reviews
4.92 out of 5 average rating
8 years of hosting
Lives in Birchwood, Wisconsin
At Schmuck's Trailside Retreat, I am hoping you enjoy my little hometown as I did years ago - woodland adventures, ATV rides, and great fishing escapades. Experience all the great things Wisconsin has to offer (whether it's for the first time or the hundredth) and enjoy every moment at our clean, comfortable, and quiet cabin.
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Things to know

Cancellation policy
House rules
Check-in after 2:00 PM
Checkout before 11:00 AM
10 guests maximum
Safety & property
Carbon monoxide alarm
Smoke alarm
Potential for noise