I am sorry to hear that your stay was not comfortable. I wish you would have let me know while you were here that you needed something additional or had problems. We work hard to make every guest feel welcome and comfortable. I believe our amenities were exactly as described in the posting.
Our house rules are posted so you can make sure it is a good fit. To be clear (for others reading your review), we don’t allow smoking and we ask guests to be back at the house for the night by 10pm if possible (we do make exceptions just ask for a conversation about guest plans). After our experience with your stay, we actually updated our house rules to include no alcohol. That was not posted prior and I didn’t mention anything to you about that so I am not sure what “restrictions” you are referring to.
To be clear the amenities you did enjoy included our pool, hung out in our living room each night and watched TV with us, played pinball on our free machine, had a private room and bathroom with clean towels and sheets, ate the snacks that were left in the room and drank/took every bottle of water in the room’s refrigerator and had coffee in the mornings.
Perhaps a hotel is a better match for your needs in the future.
It is disappointing to know that although we provided the exact offering we posted you rated it as a one star visit. Perhaps it is because I inquired about the missing towel and your taking a full roll of paper towels that were in the room for guest use?