Some people have problems reading when they book a place. My HOUSE is located in a very normal neighborhood. Kids play freely in our neighborhood because they are kids, and the Island is very secure. Pets? Just about everyone has one dog in my neighborhood, and we never have an incident of dogs chasing other dogs, much less humans. But hey! They did not like the fenced yard either. Smoking is not allowed in the house, and we have a smoking area in the backyard, far away from air-conditioning units. No, there is no description of a separate entrance into my house, so no clue of what Andrew is talking about, besides, in most hotels, you have your front entrance, then you get to your room.
People who stay at my house are very friendly and communicative, not Andrew and his partner, they both were extremely unpolite since arrival, I guess the dogs in the neighborhood sensed that too. LOL
Andrew, if you wanted the Marriott's Surf Watch at $720.00 a night? You definitely should have booked and pay for that, and not my home.