250 Acre Ranch on Guadalupe River w/ Pickleball!

Entire home in Boerne, Texas

  1. 15 guests
  2. 4 bedrooms
  3. 9 beds
  4. 4.5 baths
Hosted by Charles
  1. Superhost
  2. 8 years hosting

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(Pickeball!) We are delighted to offer our family's 250 acre private ranch for your family. Enjoy a wonderful adventure at the Poco Loco Ranch - breathtaking land, nestled in the Texas Hill Country (near Boerne) with 1/4 mile exclusive access to the Guadalupe River.

Included is a historic 19th century ranch house, large private pool, cabana guest house & separate kitchen and enormous game room.

Private roads & river access allow for amazing tubing and hiking & a NEW Pickleball Court!

The space
The Main House has 4 bedrooms, a full kitchen, 3 1/2 baths, and a large living room with 3 sitting areas, a large flat screen TV and two tables for dining and am EV plug.

The Pool Cabana has 2 beds (with attached living area), a full kitchen and full bath and, of course, an adjoining pool and hot tub.

The Game Room has a pool table, shuffleboard, foos ball table, ping pong, large tv, and more!

There multiple outdoor comfortable patios with seating areas.

And a neat small cave for kids with a private tour.

Guest access
This listing includes exclusive use of our pool, all 3 structures, 250 acres of land, and a quarter-mile frontage along the Guadalupe River (a seldom seen caretaker lives on site.) Enjoy the entire ranch. Take a hike or a drive around the property. Feed the cows. Swim or tube down the river. Enjoy our pool and relax in the hot tub. Gaze at the stars in the clear night. View our giant Axis Deer and plentiful white tail deer. Take a 5 minute ride to "The Cave Without a Name".
Go into historic Boerne, Texas and stroll down main street where you can shop, buy a "Shave Ice" or enjoy a great meal.
The Poco Loco is available for your enjoyment. So have fun (as our family has for the last 50 years) at the Poco Loco Ranch!

******Please note that the Guadalupe River fluctuates in depth. After a heavy flood rain, you can enjoy our pool and game room. In times of little rain, we do have deeper sections beside our ranch where guests can float and relax. The river is a 10 minute walk from the main house area ***

Other things to note
We provide 6 river tubes for tubing down the river (feel free to bring extras). Abundant wildlife are here for you to photograph. ATVs are not allowed. Superb restaurants are minutes away in Boerne. Sea World and Fiesta Texas are 45 and 30 minutes (respectively). Fredericksburg offers fresh peach picking in summer. Cave Without a Name is 5 minutes away (spectacular).
Note - for river tubing, you can float our property line for 1/4 mile or, for a longer ride, tube down the river and get out at a public-access bridge on a paved farm road just 1 mile from the front gate. Leave a vehicle at the bridge for the short ride back to the ranch (or just walk).
Interested in our famous (and often seen on YouTube) Hay Ride? Ask if your group qualifies for an included free Hay Ride!
Finally, guests have been enjoying fly fishing (catch and release) along the river. Bring your equipment and have fun.

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What this place offers

Kitchen
Wifi
Free parking on premises
Private outdoor pool - available seasonally, open 24 hours
Private hot tub

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Rated 4.93 out of 5 from 29 reviews.

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Rated 4.9 out of 5 stars for value

Where you’ll be

Boerne, Texas, United States
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Neighborhood highlights

Boerne Texas is 9 minutes away and offers Hill Country charm with great dining choices and plenty of boutique shopping.

Meet your host

Superhost
29 reviews
4.93 out of 5 average rating
8 years of hosting
Born in the 50s
My work: Higdon, Hardy & Zuflacht LLP
Happy lawyer in San Antonio, Texas. Love to travel and enjoy others rentals. Cruising and golfing are my past times. My life motto? "If not now, when?" Our Texas Hill Country Ranch is the best!!! Hope you will enjoy it as we do.
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Things to know

Cancellation policy
House rules
Check-in after 2:00 PM
Checkout before 11:00 AM
15 guests maximum
Safety & property
Nearby lake, river, other body of water
Carbon monoxide alarm
Smoke alarm