Dear Aaron, i was reading your comments and... what a surprise! The only and unique bad comment that I received so far in my experience of Super-Host,,
To be fair, I would like to specify that you didn't find THE HOUSE and THE ROOM dirty, but since you arrived earlier than the time we've agreed previously together which it was 4pm - counting that you’ve asked me to arrive at 3pm, knowing that the check-in is at 5pm - as normal, it had been necessary to clean from the previous guests.
My friend who came to welcome you guys, was only 15 minutes late because of the train ( it means 16:15…still earlier than the usual 5 pm); either the bed and the dishes for the breakfast WERE CLEAN.. I would NEVER let anybody sleep in dirty sheets for any reason…So YOU ARE actually LYING publicly and you should feel ashamed about it!!!
You are also talking about the missing privacy in my house, when you actually had THE INTIRE HOUSE FOR YOU since I was out for holiday .... obviously having payed just for a room ;)
Furthermore, about the little noises you've complained about, you could simply close the window and turn on the VENTILATOR I left for you to use :D
AH! You also talked about the breakfast ... but first, you should probably get informed about the delicious FETTE BISCOTTATE that we have in Italy,,, that are of course made by dry bread! And that's why i leave to all of my guests various jams, honey and nutelas to enjoy the taste of the FETTE - next to the caffe, tea and milk,,, which by the way, its already a lot for the "Small breakfast" that I talk about in the presentation of my hospitality.
To conclude, we both know that THE REAL PROBLEM HERE IS that for 4 TIMES you asked me - although I wasn't at home - TO USE THE KITCHEN which is NOT ALLOWED in my house - as written in the roles of my hospitality .... SO: IF YOU DON'T LIKE TO HAVE LIMITATIONS .... next time, I suggest you to GO TO AN HOTEL :)