Laughing buddha beach house

House - Entire home/apt · Capistrano Ave, Pismo Beach, CA 93449, United States

The Space

1\2 block to a quiet stunning sandy beach and park ,
Adorable non smoking beach house with a global spiritual motif where bare feet are the shoe of choice and the dutch door invites you to open your heart to ocean waves and breezes. no adjoining walls this is a HOUSE with a front and back yard decorated with the 5 elements to create harmony with in the the laughing buddha beach house ( the cottages name ) is a casual yet warm colorful calm and serene cottage to relax unwind and chill out .
If your your looking for a 5 star hotel or you then another place may suit your tastes
There is a fireplace, hardwood floors art work from around the globe - Private silent hot tub neighbors are sensitve to noise (thank you) Full kitchen with all you need to cook- all spices and more. Dishwasher double sink cozy saltio tile .Bedrooms include down pillows & comforters, The cozy bathroom includes a tiled bathtub and shower, towels, organic shampoo hair dryer organic soap, its all included .. You and your guests have the entire 2 bedroom house to your self . Sleeping accommodations include .. Master bedroom .. 1 queen bed canopy with Thempurpedic topper
Family garden suite 2nd bedroom . 1 queen tempurpedic and a king bed in the loft -
3 TVS Dishwasher . No cable but unlimited Netflix for free and many other Roku channels for lots of entertainment.

The beach house is in a quite upscale beach community . We are looking for guests who are on the quiet side and appreciate the serene ocean setting.

This is not a house set up for "parties " as neighbors are sensitive to noise The house is clean but the windows do not have screens on them and the front door is a dutch door where ocean air and the occasional ocean dust or sand can enter. Buddha is pet friendly yet with hard floors and tile the house has not had any complaints about pet allergies for those who are allergic to animals The cleaning team ( often me ) diligently removes pet hair and dander
Short hair dogs stay for free .Please state the breed of dog in your email ..

I have lived here for 25 yrs and can help you with wine tasting dining or personalized tours I even offer private guided hikes and private yoga sessions!

We offer full on site spa services including Thai massage,sacred Lomi Lomi Warm Stone Massage, Deep Tissue and Diana s signature massage Esalen Thai fusion customized just for you. Diana is also a master astrologer with Steven Forests School of evolutionary school of astrology ( he is Stings as well as many other famous folks astrologer )
How about a package of in depth astrology reading and a massage for 2 hours for $120.00 1/2 off her regular rate for all guests

We are 3 blocks to the bus . 2 blocks to the store
and many cafes We even have a new Micro Brew house Restaurant with in 5 miles or less . Let me guide you to amazing central coast vista s .
According to Oprah -- next to Copenhagen this area is the happiest place on the earth

PLEASE NOTE I DO NOT BOOK WITHOUT A FULL AIRBNB PROFILE FILLED OUT WITH PHOTOS AND VERIFICATIONS

Interaction with Guests

I prefer to let my guests have privacy
Although if they want am friendly and available as a hostess

Room type: Entire home/apt
Bed type: Real Bed
Accommodates: 6
Bedrooms: 2
Beds: 3
Extra people: $25 / night after 4 guests
Weekly Price: $1600 /week
Check In: 2:00 PM
Check Out: 11:00 AM
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Cancellation: Strict

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  • Great place. Despite our late arrival, Diana was there to greet us and made sure we were comfortable and feeling welcome. We were. Super comfy beds, birds singing in the morning, a short walk to the beach. Wish we could have stayed longer. Highly recommend on all fronts.

    April 2014
  • My family and I had a wonderful time at Diana's place. We were 6 adults and we loved her place. The house was just like in the picture and as described on the page. The house is definitely a few minutes away from the coast line and just a few mins drive from the Primo beach. Diana had the fresh flower and detail descriptions of any information we should have question. She was really a phone call or a text message away when we needed her. Diana was very helpful and accommodating with our late arrival as well. We would love to come back to the laughing Buddha beach house for sure.

    April 2014
  • We booked for three days and left after two. The house was dreary,dark and dumpy. It was NOT clean. No locks on windows. No curtain on shower window. Utensils dirty. Neighbors questioned our stay if we were renters since that is not allowed in that community. We were very uncomfortable with that and did not want to be part of the owners deception. We asked to use the dvd and owner was unable to make that happen. Totally unsatisfied. We felt very unsafe and not a private property. We would definitely not recommmend this property to anyone and are unsure if we should use this website for future bookings. What a complete disappointment!

    April 2014
    Diana
    Response from Diana:

    I am very sorry Carolyn's stay at the laughing buddha beach house was not up to her expectations. Out of 33 reviews of 5 star ratings I was saddened to see her one negative review, I 'm sorry she did not call me or text me to ask the home be re cleaned or looked at. I would have had a cleaning team over if she would of communicated any of the complaints she posted.
    I m was a phone call away.
    I would like to address her complaints.
    First I was out of town when she was staying and I had a housekeeper I did not know clean the house, I normally clean my home for my guests. I have fired the house keeper due to Carolyn's complaint about cleanliness.
    The complaint about the home being dark
    I m sorry she felt that way
    There are many windows, skylights in the home in which if the curtains are open plenty of sunlight streams in.
    I checked the windows had they all have locks, the neighborhood is extremely safe and all of the friendly neighbors keep a keen eye on each other's homes.
    About her complaint about the neighbors and zoning, the city of pismo beach is in conflict with the California Coastal Commission who has ordered the city to allow nightly rentals.
    There is ongoing issue regarding airbnb rentals and city governments
    ( please review airbnb s info on this ongoing issue )
    I ask all my guests to be very considerate of noise, parking and be kind to all of the full time neighbors so airbnb continues to thrive and me too.
    The DVD player was working as noted by Vanessa my assistant when I was out of town.

    Once again I think if you look at all three of my listings I have had great reviews.
    I realize my home will not please everyone.
    It's a unique cozy non cookie cutter sweet cottage by the sea. I do my very best to have fresh flowers organic teas and coffees shampoo soap and towels all provided for my guests
    I love airbnb and am grateful to have had a such fantastic experience renting out my personal home to wonderful people.
    Sincerely
    Diana

  • Diana's place in Pismo was unbelievable. The pictures don't even do it justice, it was the perfect slice of paradise for a quick weekend away. Her place is about a two minute walk away from the beach on a quiet street, the ideal place to relax and hang out. She gave us some great restaurant recommendations, and was very quick to answer any questions we had about the listing. I can also attest to her incredible abilities as a masseuse; myself and my friend each had a massage with her and needless to say, she's amazing. We are already planning our next trip back to Diana's!

    March 2014
  • perfect place to relax and regroup with my sister. i flew in from Vermont for a memorial service for one of my other sisters and whew! this was the absolute right place. music was softly playing when we walked in, soft lighting, the most comfortable beds EVER!!!! close to the ocean and a wonderful small bakery/cafe.
    LOVED IT

    March 2014
  • The laughing buddha beach house is a mixture of cozy and sexy! If you are ever in the Pismo beach area, stay here. I have always wanted to have a house like that and I got to feel home away from home. Diana was so wonderful and sweet, which made us feel very welcomed. We can't wait to return for a longer stay!

    March 2014
  • Diana's Buddha beach house was just what we needed. Very peaceful and relaxing. We used it as a base to explore the beautiful San Luis Bay region from Guadalupe to Avila Beach. Next time we may just sit back and relax as you do not need a car to enjoy Diana's charming Shell Beach neighborhood. It is just a short walk to the beach, groceries and good restaurants. Hurry though as the neighborhood has been discovered and and is being destroyed by an influx of out of scale mini mansions that give no thought to their surroundings. That being said Shell beach is still a reminder of an older more simple California beach town. We loved it and will be back.

    March 2014
  • Adorable house! Stayed for 1 night with my boyfriend and we were very comfortable. Great place for a little getaway.

    February 2014
  • Diane's comfy old beach bungalow decorated in a sort of new age Victorian motif served as a pleasant overnight stop on our trip from San Diego to Monterey. We got there just in time for sunset on the nearby beach, and then dinner at a friendly eatery (Alex Bar-B-Q) within easy walking distance. Slept well, and after breakfast at another pleasant nearby cafe (Zorro's) we were off. A short but enjoyable stay in a very nice location. Diane wasn't there, but all was arranged for us just as she promised. Thank you, namaste!

    November 2012
  • Quiet, romantic and comfortable house! Diana is very warm and friendly and quick to respond via email. The location is beautiful and such a short walk to the ocean and restaurants and a grocery.

    May 2012
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Hello I am a world traveler,Yoga Teacher Astrologer.and Massage therapist Mom of two grown daughters and now a grand daughter! I am friendly warm and knowledgeable about the area. I have been here on the beach since 1985 I have to pinch myself I live here San Luis Obispo the happiest place in the USA according to Oprah is 10 miles away ! . Stunning uncrowded beaches . Hiking most amazing!! Wine tasting everywhere .Sea life in the back yard Great arts and music near by and the famous SLO farmers market on Thursday.. I love to share our area with guests and have been doing so for 12 years as a vacation rental hostess and private guest retreat for small groups who are respectful to all the lovely neighbors who live here full time. I am open minded to all genders . Love dogs . which we accept as long as their well behaved quite and I get to pet them! The house is a haven and sanctuary of peace and tranquility and great for a romantic get away, and I m looking to book guests who are looking for a quite peaceful abode by the sea The home is not conducive to parties of any type as the neighbors are sensitive to noise. I respect your privacy and lead a busy life so you will have plenty of privacy Most of my guests have remained my friends . Cheers and thank you ! Diana
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