Entire home/apt

6 Guests

2 Bedrooms

3 Beds


Entire home/apt

6 Guests

2 Bedrooms

3 Beds

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Children
Ages 2 - 12
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About this listing

Nearly ocean front beach cottage 1/2 block from the beach on west side of 101 in fabulous quaint quite beach neighborhood village.
Fireplace, hardwood floors , 3 comfy beds in classic original beach 1949 bungalow. Original art work and lots of love


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The space
Bathrooms: 1
Bedrooms: 2
Beds: 3
Check In: Anytime after 3PM
Check Out: 11AM
Room type: Entire home/apt
Self check-in: Smart lock

Amenities

Prices
Extra people: $25 / night after 4 guests
Cleaning Fee: $55
Weekend Price: $249 / night
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Description

The space

PLEASE NOTE I DO NOT BOOK WITHOUT A FULL AIRBNB PROFILE FILLED OUT WITH PHOTOS AND VERIFICATIONS tell me about yourself in detail
This is my personal home and primary residence.

My house is for quite neat guests who need a refuge At the The laughing Buddha beach house -

1/ 2 block to a quiet stunning sandy beach and park.
Adorable non -smoking beach cottage with a global spiritual motif where bare feet are the shoe of choice and the dutch door invites you to open your heart to ocean waves and no adjoining walls this is a HOUSE with a front and small back yard decorated with the 5 elements to create harmony. The laughing buddha beach house ( the cottages name ) is a casual yet warm colorful calm and serene cottage to relax unwind and chill out .
If your your looking for a 5 star hotel this is not it. No screens on the windows for better views occasional dust gets in the house and I don't spray chemicals.
The home was built in 1949 and has the original electrical and plumbing and classic older charm of a California beach bungalow life.
There is a fireplace, hardwood floors, art work from around the globe - Full kitchen with all you need to cook- all spices and pots and pans, Double sink cozy saltio tile, vintage O Keene and Merritt double stove and oven.
Table in living / dining with fireplace
Seats 4 to 6 ( cozy with 6)

The space

2 separate Bedrooms
- include down pillows & comforters
- Three beds
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- One bedroom room has a queen

- 2nd
- One a king
- And double in a loft with smaller ladder
- ( not suitable for larger folks are small children under 5)
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- The cozy bathroom includes a tiled bathtub and shower, towels, organic shampoo hair dryer organic soap, its all included .
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TV No cable but unlimited Netflix for free and many other Roku channels for lots of entertainment AND 100 pandora music stations

The beach house is in a quite upscale beach community . We are looking for guests who are on the quiet side and appreciate the serene ocean setting. 4 people very comfortable More then that tight but doable.
Please State the exact number of guests
children and PETS UP FRONT PLEASE
$39 fee per stay


This is not a house set up for "parties " as neighbors are sensitive to noise. Children ok but house is not childproofed,and there are nice things art ect so being mindful of young ones is vital. The house is clean but the windows do not have screens on them and the front door is a dutch door where ocean air and the occasional ocean dust or sand can well as an occasional hamless spider,Buddha is pet friendly yet with hard floors and tile the house has not had any complaints about pet allergies for those who are allergic to animals The cleaning team ( often me )
Please state the breed of dog in your email
$39 pet fee for each pet per stay - pay cash at house

Arrival
3pm ( early check ins are rare )
Departure 11:00am ( promptly )Check in time is 3pm Check out 11:00am promptly no late check outs - I or staff will be there at 11:00 to clean
Parking - two cars max
Ask about over flow if needed

I have lived here for 25 yrs and can help you with wine tasting dining or personalized tours I even offer private guided hikes and private yoga sessions!

We offer full on site spa services including Thai massage,Warm Stone Massage, Deep Tissue and Diana s signature massage Esalen Thai fusion customized just for you. Diana is also a master astrologer with Steven Forests School of evolutionary school of astrology ( he is Stings as well as many other famous folks astrologer )
How about a package of in depth astrology reading and a massage for 2 hours.
3 blocks to the bus . 2 blocks to the store
and many cafes We even have a new Micro Brew house, loads of Restaurants with in 5 miles or less . Let me guide you to amazing central coast vista s .
According to Oprah -- next to Copenhagen this area is the happiest place on the earth
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Most of the neighbors own and are friendly.
We all know each other and have been here for years and all good friends.
Parties potlucks and vibrant beach gatherings 1 block away
Two caffes and a fabulous bakery !

Guest access

Full house no sharing with anyone

Interaction with guests

I prefer to let my guests have privacy
I generally will come by to meet and greet if I see the Dutch door open and try to meet and greet each guest if time allows as I walk my dogs ( dog walker of the neighborhood )

The neighborhood

Most of the neighbors own and are friendly.
We all know each other and have been here for years and all good friends
I live in the home when guests are not there Plenty of closet space for you yet I have a few locked drawers as this is my home.
Parties potlucks and vibrant beach gatherings 1 block away
Two coffee cafes and a fabulous bakery !
And a new sports bar micro brew house block away ! Beautiful uncrowded beach 1 block away !!
Please treat my home as you would treat your own

Getting around

Trolley on the weekend
Cabs
Uber
Walk

Other things to note

I appreciate any feedback up front during your stay preferred.
Front feel free to call or text me if something is not to your liking
Clear upfront communication cuts back on negative reviews from either of us.
I m open to improvement and love to hear how, in a constructive compassionate way prior to check out.

The kitchen is small so cooking large meals may be cozy but functional. I have lots of spices oils ect your welcome to use. I've made many masterpieces in the kitchen dishwasher is fussy so just rinse and load and I ll start later
I don't spray my home with bug killer so there may be an occasional bug or spider just a heads up. And not all Windows have screens so the view is better. The home is casual warm and very eoc friendly.
It's a safe safe neighborhood
I lived here since 2000 not one problem.
Wifi under netgear 15
Sunnyteapot4 code


House Rules
No smoking
No parties or events
Check in is anytime after 3PM

NON SMOKING 100% even in the yard out our outside,
Please do not move furniture as floors get scratched
The cottage is designed as a spiritual retreat for the spirit and is designed as a refuge from city life or for those who just need R&R -- No parties or overly spirited guests as neighbors are sensitive to noise. The front deck is ok for talking and gathering. Enjoy there !
Please park directly in the driveway or in front of the house . Room for two cars only, Other parking available please ask.All dishes must be clean and put away . (yes I am the cleaning gal Guests are responsible for their own dishes washed and put away.
Dishwasher is fussy so hand washing maybe an option

Check in is at 3pm no early check ins
Check out is at 11:00 am promptly
Check out 11:00am promptly no late check outs - I or staff will be there at 11:00 to clean
The front door will be unlocked upon arrival and the key on the table TEXT DIANA UPON ARRIVAL
ANYTIME AFTER 3pm the door will be open and unlocked
Leave the door unlocked and key on the table upon departure
Doggie fee or other fees can be left in the top drawer of the desk
Well behaved supervised children welcome
Love kids
I have children of my own and grand kids but my home is not child proofed at all ! So please be mindful and responsible parents
There is a loft bed I m not responsible for kids falling
Parents take full responsibility
And there are valuables
Please be mindful if you bring kiddos


Cancellations

Strict

Cancel up to 7 days before your trip and get a 50% refund plus service fees back.


Safety features
First aid kit
Smoke detector
Carbon monoxide detector
Fire extinguisher

Availability
1 night minimum stay

212 Reviews


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Carlos User Profile
May 2017
Had a great time at this place. Diana was very attentive and made us feel welcome. Strongly recommend!

David User Profile
May 2017
Wonderfully eccentric and calming beach house. We walked in to ambient music and an open half door, and checking in is a breeze. The hosue's design is noticeably old which adds to the odd charm and the decor is all very unique, much of it old and one of a kind. If you want a new experience as fat ad where you spend your nights, this is the place to be.

Tatiana User Profile
May 2017
Diana was a great host and very attentive. The internet stopped working and she immediately got it fixed. The house is cozy and very close to ocean.

Stephanie User Profile
April 2017
Great location, good parking. Wifi was a bit spotty.

Jasmin User Profile
April 2017
Diana's house was perfect for my family of 6. The house is so warm and inviting and has everything you could possibly need for your stay in Pismo beach. I don't think the photos do it justice it is so much nicer than what you see. Diana is friendly and it was an easy smooth process. Would defiantly stay again and would recommend her place to others.

Emily User Profile
April 2017
Diana's home was so cozy and peaceful. Great location to getaway and relax for the weekend. Would definitely return.

Amy User Profile
April 2017
This comfortable, darling, funky house is in beautiful Shell Beach. If you are looking for a pristine, sterile spot, this is NOT your place, but if the idea of a cozy, comfortable hippie pad (and I mean this in the BEST possible way) is your kind of spot, you will love Diana's darling beach house.

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Pismo Beach, California, United States · Joined in July 2011
Diana User Profile

Hello
I am a world traveler, counseling astrologer and Thai Esalen Massage therapist .
Mom of two grown daughters and now a grand daughter!
I am friendly warm and knowledgeable about the area. I have been here on the beach since 1985. I have to pinch myself I live here San Luis Obispo the happiest place in the USA according to Oprah is 10 miles away ! . Stunning uncrowded beaches . Hiking most amazing!! Wine tasting everywhere .Sea life in the back yard. Great arts and music near by and the famous farmers market on Thursdays.

I love to share our area with guests and have been doing so for 15 years as a vacation rental hostess and private guest retreat for small groups who are respectful to all the lovely neighbors who live here full time as well as myself as I live in my home when guests are not in.
I am open minded to all genders . Love dogs,which we accept as long as their well behaved quite and I get to pet them! ( please read pet policy and additional fees )
The house is a haven and sanctuary of peace and tranquility and great for a romantic get away, I m looking to book guests who are looking for a quite peaceful abode only. The home is not conducive to parties of any type as the neighbors are sensitive to noise and our town politics will shut down Airbnb style stays with any complaints from locals.
I respect your privacy and lead a busy life. Most of my guests have remained my friends .
Cheers and thank you !
Diana

Response rate: 100%
(past 30 days)
Response time: within an hour
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