As I mentioned in my private response, I'm sorry to hear you were disappointed and we'll work to address the items you raised by clarifying the listing where applicable or addressing issues you noted (like the hairdryer you had difficulty locating).
I would like to note for the official AirBNB record that the house had been professionally cleaned 5 days prior to your arrival. I assure you our house had never looked better! It's one of the perks for renting for us as we love to return home after renters because it's so clean – not a common occurrence with school-aged children! Also, two of the toilets were brand new and were installed the week you arrived. We did that especially for you!
I do appreciate that you had some nice things to say. Thanks especially for saying the "house is nicely decorated with a lot of attention to detail!" That was great to hear! And we also love the sitting room and spend lots of time there keeping the cook company.
We wish you better luck in your future travels and we appreciate that you left the house in excellent condition.