Great that you noticed I go upon and behind to ensure my guests the best holidays!
Your review is also a perfect opportunity to remind some important information already mentioned on Airbnb.
1. The use of the washing machine does cost 3 euros per load. I proposed to do it for free as you only had few clothes to wash and I did not want to charge you some extra money. I regret you did not appreciate my offer.
2. There is no unlimited wifi at home but 2GB available per day. Please don't come to my place if you are into dowloading heavy files.
3. There are NO GUESTS allowed. I clearly told it to you from the first moment. You kept on insisting on bringing some girls, sendind me messages when they were already there. Your behaviour was not respectful. I am not supposed to be available 24 hours a day to answer your repeated requests. How dare you to say that I was not friendly with the girls as I even allow them to stay at the pool (it seems you forgot to mention it). If I was looking tired it is only because you woke me up several times smashing the entrance gate and singing outside coming back from some party. I would also constantely collect your items left through the house (shirt, towel, key, glass, phone) and did not mention it as I did not want to break your party mood. Probably I should have been less nice as I feel taken as a fool at the end.
It was not a fine experience hosting you.