Yes, the entire apartment is yours and yes, it comes with Artificial Intelligence. Permit the robot hostess of your stay, Alexa, to serenade with your favorite music, describe weather conditions, list the best-reviewed venues, talk you through tying your shoes, etc.
And if Alexa just doesn’t get you, text Trevor the human local and he’ll tell you what’s what.
To get you started, there's complementary local beer or kombucha (non-drinkers gladly accepted) provided.
Do what you will, if it harms no one. Bring a one-night stand, conduct a seance, puke in the bedroom…only please respect our neighbors and remember to pay for clean up and damages. And if you see Carrie Brownstein or Cheryl Strayed or Chuck Palahniuk visiting a friend, please don’t embarrass yourself.
I consider myself a nomad. Spent last year traveling in Peru, Southeast Asia, Northern England and Latvia. Enjoy living in Portland and like sharing my knowledge of the town with guests.